southerncunt Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Just putting my 2 bobs worth in before the final. As an Australian I can’t stand the cunt. However I hate Djokovic more. What to fucking do. One is an annoyingly talented loud mouthed cunt who could possibly be among the best ever players if he gets his shit together, and the other is a oval headed autist anti vacc cockhead who is a repetition player. On balance I have to go for Kyrgios only because the Serb tried to bullshit everyone at the Aus Open. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 What a connundrum, SC. Unlike McEnroe, who was passionate and dared to challenge authority during a hugely elitist era of tennis, Kyrgios is quite simply nothing more than a loud, shouty and rude immature fucking prick. What sort of example is he setting those wishing to play the game? You may therefore be surprised to hear I'm rooting for him, such is my intense dislike of the most arrogant, self-absorbed, attention-seeking pompous anus the other side of the net. He may arguably be the best player to ever pick up a racket, but I just can't bring myself to watch or even listen to this utter fucking full-of-himself jizzfaced shitcunt. Just look at the wanker. The most punchable face of all-time, perhaps? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 I read the other day that Heathrow is, by some weirdo anoraks’ algorithm, “overdue” a major incident. I’d obviously be deeply upset if the Universe chose this afternoon to correct this, and ploughed an A380 into the Wimbledon area just after take off and right on top of this pair of utter cunts. Failing that, I hope they both lose after five sets of 40 minute baseline marathons are deadlocked, and the last image to flash across their retinas is Sue Barker bearing down on them with a defibrillator under the floodlights. I’ll be watching the cricket from Trent Bridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I read the other day that Heathrow is, by some weirdo anoraks algorithm, “overdue” a major incident. I’d obviously be deeply upset if the Universe chose this afternoon to correct this, and ploughed an A380 into the Wimbledon area just after take off and right on top of this pair of utter cunts. Failing that, I hope they both lose after five sets of 40 minute baseline marathons are deadlocked, and the last image to flash across their retinas is Sue Barker bearing down on them with a defibrillator under the floodlights. I’ll be watching the cricket from Trent Bridge. Why aren't you supporting Kyrgios, Skippy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 As a small boy who didn't know any better I used to perplex my family by supporting Billie Jean King simply because everybody else seemed to hate her. Even I, however, can't see my way to applying this contrarian stance to Djokovic, squint-eyed, lying cunt that he is. I may cut & paste this pretty much verbatim to the Boris Johnson thread later, and hope nobody notices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Just putting my 2 bobs worth in before the final. As an Australian I can’t stand the cunt. However I hate Djokovic more. What to fucking do. One is an annoyingly talented loud mouthed cunt who could possibly be among the best ever players if he gets his shit together, and the other is a oval headed autist anti vacc cockhead who is a repetition player. On balance I have to go for Kyrgios only because the Serb tried to bullshit everyone at the Aus Open. This cunt Kyrgios will die at high speed as he argues with a speed camera to impress his bimbo girlfriend. They will spin through the windscreen, their limbless, headless torso's landing 300 metres away through the windscreen of the oncoming Novak Djokovic, exploding his head on impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: This cunt Kyrgios will die at high speed as he argues with a speed camera to impress his bimbo girlfriend. They will spin through the windscreen, their limbless, headless torso's landing 300 metres away through the windscreen of the oncoming Novak Djokovic, exploding his head on impact. Does NoVax win as he dies last? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: a major incident It's always a minor incident when you post, you boring cunt. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 42 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Just putting my 2 bobs worth in before the final. As an Australian I can’t stand the cunt. However I hate Djokovic more. What to fucking do. One is an annoyingly talented loud mouthed cunt who could possibly be among the best ever players if he gets his shit together, and the other is a oval headed autist anti vacc cockhead who is a repetition player. On balance I have to go for Kyrgios only because the Serb tried to bullshit everyone at the Aus Open. At a slight tangent SC, who’s gonna win the AFL this year? My submariner neighbour over here has lost his fucking mind from being underwater half the year and is convinced the Dockers are a certainty. What’s the word in Victoria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Just putting my 2 bobs worth in before the final. As an Australian I can’t stand the cunt. However I hate Djokovic more. What to fucking do. One is an annoyingly talented loud mouthed cunt who could possibly be among the best ever players if he gets his shit together, and the other is a oval headed autist anti vacc cockhead who is a repetition player. On balance I have to go for Kyrgios only because the Serb tried to bullshit everyone at the Aus Open. At least the Kyrgios is an aussie and Jerkoff is a Serb. All us brits have is a miserable English hating jock and Norrie who is South African who's played under the kiwi flag before nailing his flag to our mast. I fucking hate tennis now. In the 70s you had entertainers, Connors, McEnroe and the gobby Romamian cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 He's a major loon, but makes for compulsive viewing. He fucked Tsitsipas right up with the mind games. However, Djoko is the better player, total legend and a great sportsman who retains his dignity. Djoko for the win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Tennis is for irons, and cunts, obviously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Bobby Riggs used to destroy cunts like this using a frying pan as a tennis bat and wearing frogman flippers. Billie Jean King's last words to him before he died... "I know you let me win." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 I just had to pay out 50 fucking quid for a re-string! It's a fucking racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: I just had to pay out 50 fucking quid for a re-string! It's a fucking racket. I'm surprised you got served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 A victory for the unvaccinated... Well done NoVax. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 I have to say Kate is looking rather good these days. If we have to put up with the Royals, lets hope the Queen, Charles and William all die soon and Kate becomes Queen and I'll be singing the national anthem with a boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I have to say Kate is looking rather good these days. If we have to put up with the Royals, lets hope the Queen, Charles and William all die soon and Kate becomes Queen and I'll be singing the national anthem with a boner. If the palace find out she's been scuttled by Kunta Kinte, expect a tunnel crash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Does NoVax win as he dies last? Yes . . . one last time. But, his mother cannot identify her own son, so a hollow victory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Had to Google who: Nick Kyrgios was What's he done? Seems like certain corner member get upset over SFA. 🤸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, ProfB said: Had to Google who: Nick Kyrgios was What's he done? He only been shagging 'Big Kazza' ProfB, did she not tell you? I thought you were besties (and cunts as well). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He only been shagging 'Big Kazza' ProfB, did she not tell you? I thought you were besties (and cunts as well). 😢 She never said- she HATES cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He only been shagging 'Big Kazza' ProfB, did she not tell you? I thought you were besties (and cunts as well). I’m bored here Raaso, I’ve had enough, brother. Place is shite. Advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Watkins & Doncaster should stuck to making Butterfly nets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m bored here Raaso, I’ve had enough, brother. Place is shite. Advice? Stick around DC... don't get me wrong you are an absolute cunt, but I think you enhance the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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