Jiggerycock Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 I can't tell you how great it is to rediscover a bit of bile and to be able to vent spleen once more. For a good several months I really thought I was in danger of going gently into that good night and cementing a 'well it's not that bad really' attitude to life and my fellow men. Fuck me gently, I may as well have grown a man bun and become a vegan!! Happily, all this has changed via the predictable route, viz, a trip to my local supermarket.... .....wherein the zombie shoppers come to drool and point, shuffling their unfocused ways around the aisles, leavened by the occasional dead-stop in front of me to do, well I'm not altogether sure. Stare into space generally, sometimes shout at their idiot offspring (Chlamydia and Mmm-Denone), or to converse with their droid friends about how they 'mustn't grumble' or some such. Anyway, it feels real good to be prescribing the Nitromors Enema and flamethrower treatment once more! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 I once almost nominated "People who say bimble" but luckily I thought better of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Its the ‘meanderers’ I can’t stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Its the ‘meanderers’ I can’t stand. Meanderthals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 I've noticed that some some supermarkets open their doors early, with their tills closed, so that mouth-breathers can wander about, fondling the produce and grunting at each other. A couple of weeks ago, I was caught out on by this and told I had to wait 20 mins to pay for a paper and a packet of fags. When I suggested to the manager that he was taking the piss, he told me that I was swearing and banned me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 12 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've noticed that some some supermarkets open their doors early, with their tills closed, so that mouth-breathers can wander about, fondling the produce and grunting at each other. A couple of weeks ago, I was caught out on by this and told I had to wait 20 mins to pay for a paper and a packet of fags. When I suggested to the manager that he was taking the piss, he told me that I was swearing and banned me. Go to the corner shop. No self-service bollocks to deal with. Plus… at 10pm, you can get bread, milk, fags, a newspaper, a copy of ‘Fly Fishing’ by J.R Hartley, and a sump gasket for a Ford Focus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've noticed that some some supermarkets open their doors early, with their tills closed, so that mouth-breathers can wander about, fondling the produce and grunting at each other. A couple of weeks ago, I was caught out on by this and told I had to wait 20 mins to pay for a paper and a packet of fags. When I suggested to the manager that he was taking the piss, he told me that I was swearing and banned me. 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go to the corner shop. No self-service bollocks to deal with. Plus… at 10pm, you can get bread, milk, fags, a newspaper, a copy of ‘Fly Fishing’ by J.R Hartley, and a sump gasket for a Ford Focus. Agreed, I was raging about this seven years ago and I still am to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Agreed, I was raging about this seven years ago and I still am to this day. The difference being that Jiggers nom is clear and concise, whereas yours.. back in 2015, was long-winded incomprehensible trite. To be fair, you have improved over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 38 minutes ago, Frank said: The difference being that Jiggers nom is clear and concise, whereas yours.. back in 2015, was long-winded incomprehensible trite. To be fair, you have improved over the years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Not to mention the little tartlets that wander around, typing on their mobiles and not watching where they're going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. Do they have escalators in Guthrum’s Land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Out of genuine concern for Frank's well-being, I sent 50+ of his posts to my granddaughter who is studying psychiatry at Uni. I asked a straightforward question 'Is this man suffering from palilalia?' After due consideration, she has replied, stating that this might well be the case, but in all probability, he is an oily cunt, well suited to living under a wooden bridge. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. Fuck me - what an absolute tool you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck me - You've confused me with Wolfie, and shouldn't you be PM'ing him something like this instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck me - what an absolute tool you are. Obviously people are queued up behind him. That’s what happens when a man passes out and pisses himself in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. They are probably looking around to see where the smell of stale piss is coming from. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. As far as I can tell, you've dedicated your life to two things. 1: Being absolutely fucking smashed for every waking second of the day. 2: Living in a bungalow. For you to now criticise people for not having the motor skills to navigate stairs, even motorised ones, is somewhat fucking hypocritical. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You've confused me with Wolfie, and shouldn't you be PM'ing him something like this instead? Ah, the old “you’re gay” line again. Comedy genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. It's little wonder punters collectively refer to you as a painfully unfunny drunken idiot, is it? We can't all be wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: As far as I can tell, you've dedicated your life to two things. 1: Being absolutely fucking smashed for every waking second of the day. 2: Living in a bungalow. For you to now criticise people for not having the motor skills to navigate stairs, even motorised ones, is somewhat fucking hypocritical. Don’t forget 3: Being a tedious prick who posts reams of infantile nonsense on CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: It's little wonder punters collectively refer to you as a painfully unfunny drunken idiot, is it? We can't all be wrong. I’ve given you a nice, gay like for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 46 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I fucking hate the cunts who get off the escalator and just stand there to momentarily work out if they want to go left, right or straight ahead. Just get the fuckity fuck out of the fucking way as more people are behind you on a mechanical contraption they have no control over, you cunts. I bet that cunt Ape does this. The other day my Ming was struggling to say the word ‘develop’. ‘DevverLOP’ she said, over and over and over, like an idiot. I sat her down and told her to breathe.. take it slowly and break it down to these three syllables… ‘de-vehl-urp’. After much focus she turned around and said ‘DevverLOP’’. True story. I swear to god CB, I can’t stand to look at her anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank said: The other day my Ming was struggling to say the word ‘develop’. ‘DevverLOP’ she said, over and over and over, like an idiot. I sat her down and told her to breathe.. take it slowly and break it down to these three syllables… ‘de-vehl-urp’. After much focus she said ‘DevverLOP’’. True story. I swear to god CB, I can’t stand to look at her anymore. Are you a ventriloquist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a ventriloquist? See into the future? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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