Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A bit too humane, surely? I favour something along the lines of what Lecter did to Mason Verger... Cuntybaws that's an improvement on the quality of woman I saw, whilst in Scotland. Perhaps I was looking in the wrong council estates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Cuntybaws that's an improvement on the quality of woman I saw, whilst in Scotland. Perhaps I was looking in the wrong council estates? To see the pride of Scottish maidenhood at its peak you really have to go there in the summer, which this year fell on June 17th. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: Whose kids? Consider yourself well and truly reported, you sick, fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To see the pride of Scottish maidenhood at its peak you really have to go there in the summer, which this year fell on June 17th. You cunt, I was in the middle of a wank, refreshed the page, and you've changed the picture. Actually, she's not bad either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To see the pride of Scottish maidenhood at its peak you really have to go there in the summer, which this year fell on June 17th. She has her own postcode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You cunt, I was in the middle of a wank, refreshed the page, and you've changed the picture. Actually, she's not bad either. She's got more folds than an origami clipper ship. Can you even begin to imagine the devastation caused to the primitive jock plumbing system every time this animal takes a shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She has her own postcode No offence CG, but I imagine you to look similar. Dark Gypsy hair, big gold earrings, obviously a lot slimmer though. Am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: She's got more folds than an origami clipper ship. Can you even begin to imagine the devastation caused to the primitive jock plumbing system every time this animal takes a shit? I imagine she fucked it up so much, they've dug her her very own shit pit on the beach as you can see in the picture... I've become a real Fattist of late Decimus, saw this vile woman struggling up a 1% incline this morning. She had a massive gut and and undergut gut, you know a fat gut from the pussy, which then meets the traditional belly gut. I felt fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: you know a fat gut from the pussy, which then meets the traditional belly gut Get yourself a Profanisaurus, man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Get yourself a Profanisaurus, man. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: To see the pride of Scottish maidenhood at its peak you really have to go there in the summer, which this year fell on June 17th. Typical Roops. Sunning herself on some exotic beach while the tinfoil hat mob are running amok on Cunts Corner. Very unprofessional for someone of her self professed consistency. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Get yourself a Profanisaurus, man. Gunt is used extensively over here, which is rather unfortunate. As the the male equivalent, “Gock”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Gunt is used extensively over here, which is rather unfortunate. As the the male equivalent, “Gock”. I thought it was just how Kiwis pronounced the last bit of Ibsen’s ‘Peer Gynt’. Vowel murdering fucking wannabe Aussie cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought it was just how Kiwis pronounced the last bit of Ibsen’s ‘Peer Gynt’. Vowel murdering fucking wannabe Aussie cunts. Just for you, Eric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-etIiYDpBM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She has her own postcode Question is: how did she get there? A ufo drop off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She has her own postcode Postcode be fucked Microclimate more like in fact to hell with Mars, NASA want's to send a mission to her, plant a flag in her belly-button and claim it for 'Murrica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2022 Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Just for you, Eric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-etIiYDpBM ‘ern-fyeeeur-ee-aiting!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 14, 2022 Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 13:41, southerncunt said: Dog hating pointless fucking cunt. Die in a fucking fire. As the old adage goes: Cats are best, they don’t tell the law where you’ve hidden drugs, dog do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2022 Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 20 minutes ago, ProfB said: As the old adage goes: Cats are best, they don’t tell the law where you’ve hidden drugs, dog do. They will if you bribe them with ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 12/09/2022 at 14:34, Hammer of Cunts said: I've noticed that some some supermarkets open their doors early, with their tills closed, so that mouth-breathers can wander about, fondling the produce and grunting at each other. A couple of weeks ago, I was caught out on by this and told I had to wait 20 mins to pay for a paper and a packet of fags. When I suggested to the manager that he was taking the piss, he told me that I was swearing and banned me. Should have claw hammered the banal cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 20:03, Cuntybaws said: To see the pride of Scottish maidenhood at its peak you really have to go there in the summer, which this year fell on June 17th. Why hasn't her gravitational field caused the tide to come in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 20:03, Cuntybaws said: To see the pride of Scottish maidenhood at its peak you really have to go there in the summer, which this year fell on June 17th. Isn't that what the ships tether to in Wemyss Bay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 20:04, Decimus said: Consider yourself well and truly reported, you sick, fucking cunt. Thanks Dickless, it saved me from having to read your Frank wannabe, angry, ranting. 😌 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, cunt said: Thanks Dickless, it saved me from having to read your Frank wannabe, angry, ranting. 😌 I hope you spent the time wisely rather than inventing a parvovirus resistant, Pedigree Chum flavoured prophylactic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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