Jake The Muss Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: What the fuck is it with people on this site wanting to have intercourse with waterfowl? Get help you peculiar wrongun. You best ask the duck about this, he is much more qualified than me to answer that...and don't be calling me a wrongun motherfucker, i'm a fully fledged fucking horrible cunt...wrongun does me no justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank has confessed to being a lonely, late night Reddit addict. Reddit, Bend, Reddit. Knowing this, would you trust the man with one of your hammers and a litter of puppies? Frank can't be trusted with a wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Frank can't be trusted with a wig. You’ve spelled wog wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled wog wrong Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You best ask the duck about this, he is much more qualified than me to answer that...and don't be calling me a wrongun motherfucker, i'm a fully fledged fucking horrible cunt...wrongun does me no justice. Your not qualified to answer anything you flat earth ,curved head cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not an expert but I reckon she might be on to a winner if what you say is true. Reintroducing slavery is a fucking great idea imo. Bollocks. Getting a mambo to run anything is akin to getting knee-deep in shit, negative equity. First the lazy cunt will eat his/her/it’s weekly KFC provisions in a day max, nick all valuables and then slash your throat with a carving knife on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Reported Ed. Do you realise what grassing me will do to her already out of control mind? You might get an unexpected demand to inspect her rusty undercarriage tonight, but I’d postpone popping the question if I were you, at least until you see if you've made it through the night in one piece. Just pretend you’re jetlagged and tell her to go to sleep thinking of me wearing a bowler hat and a thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, Snowy said: Your not qualified to answer anything you flat earth ,curved head cunt. I'm looking forward to a time when this Knight of the Flat Table doesn't bother logging in anymore. Along with Lord Penelope, Carl-makes-the-ladies-sway(rohypnol) and the basic bank account, walking Frog tumour, he keeps Frank's broken record spinning with moral support just when the old camel jockey cunt is about to admit defeat and call it a day. We've had to endure seven years of Rocky videos, rehashed Noel's House party scripts and pictures of the world's worst Fadi Fawaz lookalike parading around exclusive gay clubs whilst dressed up like an S Club Juniors reject. And all because the likes of this Phileas Fogg cunt and a couple of other disturbing misfits keep throwing him the odd bone. I want them all dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 52 minutes ago, Snowy said: Your not qualified to answer anything you flat earth ,curved head cunt. You're not qualified to breath you thick knackered spastic and if i want your opinion, i will ask for it, nose ointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm looking forward to a time when this Knight of the Flat Table doesn't bother logging in anymore. Along with Lord Penelope, Carl-makes-the-ladies-sway(rohypnol) and the basic bank account, walking Frog tumour, he keeps Frank's broken record spinning with moral support just when the old camel jockey cunt is about to admit defeat and call it a day. We've had to endure seven years of Rocky videos, rehashed Noel's House party scripts and pictures of the world's worst Fadi Fawaz lookalike parading around exclusive gay clubs whilst dressed up like an S Club Juniors reject. And all because the likes of this Phileas Fogg cunt and a couple of other disturbing misfits keep throwing him the odd bone. I want them all dead. Help me out here ducks, i believe i said the earth was curved, so please enlighten me where i said the earth was flat ? If you can't find the evidence that i said that, then please choke yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: You're not qualified to breath you thick knackered spastic and if i want your opinion, i will ask for it, nose ointment. You've been spanked on this site many times for your absolute drivel about the horizon, and you've now taken it on your self to suck franks nuts ,you will always be pathetic, same as your painter persona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Help me out here ducks, i believe i said the earth was curved, so please enlighten me where i said the earth was flat ? If you can't find the evidence that i said that, then please choke yourself. Is ducky dickhead actually calling me a rapist now? What the fuck is wrong with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 9 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I suspect the feeling is more than mutual there. I was going to reply with something similar, but I’ve only just stopped throwing up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I was going to reply with something similar, but I’ve only just stopped throwing up. Good Morning Ape! What are you throwing .. do you have to throw your helicopters up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Snowy said: You've been spanked on this site many times for your absolute drivel about the horizon, and you've now taken it on your self to suck franks nuts ,you will always be pathetic, same as your painter persona Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Help me out here ducks, i believe i said the earth was curved, so please enlighten me where i said the earth was flat ? If you can't find the evidence that i said that, then please choke yourself. I do remember exactly what you said and it did not imply that the earth was flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 13 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I like you Ape but I would never fuck you Au contraire Pen, you do, everytime you speak to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nova Gyna Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Frank, it looks like you're taking an absolute pounding here, and I’m not talking about your arsehole. I haven’t seen anyone take this much punishment since Billy Collins Jr. crossed the ropes and left most of his face on Luis Resto’s gloves. A few more blows to that shrunken head of yours and I can see all this ending a bit Michael Watson-y. Swallow your pride and throw in the towel, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Nova Gyna said: Frank, it looks like you're taking an absolute pounding here, and I’m not talking about your arsehole. I haven’t seen anyone take this much punishment since Billy Collins Jr. crossed the ropes and left most of his face on Luis Resto’s gloves. A few more blows to that shrunken head of yours and I can see all this ending a bit Michael Watson-y. Swallow your pride and throw in the towel, man. Things are not what they might appear, Gyna. Know your station. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 15 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Help me out here ducks, i believe i said the earth was curved, so please enlighten me where i said the earth was flat ? If you can't find the evidence that i said that, then please choke yourself. It's an oblique spheroid, you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Nova Gyna said: Swallow your pride and throw in the towel, man. Judging by his piss fucking poor output over the past several years, I can only assume he's suffering from some sort of catastrophic brain injury. That being said, the redundant old cunt is far more likely to swallow his tongue than he ever is his pride. I for one hope that he fucking chokes to death on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's an oblique spheroid, you thick cunt. Oblate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 16 hours ago, Snowy said: You've been spanked on this site many times for your absolute drivel about the horizon, and you've now taken it on your self to suck franks nuts ,you will always be pathetic, same as your painter persona You have been spanked many times in a knocking shop by a butch lesbian, wind your dwarf brain in you utter bile head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's an oblique spheroid, you thick cunt. Like you have any idea what you're waffling on about, give it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I do remember exactly what you said and it did not imply that the earth was flat. What did i say P ? If i remember, i said i could see the curve from my friend's deck while looking at a very wide view of the Atlantic Ocean. I now know, that was the drugs and i was in a purple haze..but yes i never suggested that the earth was flat..you have shamed some of the corners ego's with your memory. They must be on their fifth boosters as they have lost all sense of reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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