Penny Farthing Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 These adverts are all over social media and some are on posters .. all shewing that perfect smile that you can get for £2500 by travelling to a dentist in Turkey or some east european country of. Often the cost of a flight and a stay in an hotel is included in the price and the offer is promoted as a holiday. What is sad that there is no mention of what they will be doing to what are often perfectly healthy and presentable teeth or a mention of possible after treement issues .. disturbing is that often the people who go for this treament are young people with perfectly presentable teeth nor that the usual result is a smile that looks like they have a very good looking set of false teeth (which is what they actually). We do have a dental specialist on the forum who might like to add their input. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: These adverts are all over social media and some are on posters .. all shewing that perfect smile that you can get for £2500 by travelling to a dentist in Turkey or some east european country of. Often the cost of a flight and a stay in an hotel is included in the price and the offer is promoted as a holiday. What is sad that there is no mention of what they will be doing to what are often perfectly healthy and presentable teeth or a mention of possible after treement issues .. disturbing is that often the people who go for this treament are young people with perfectly presentable teeth nor that the usual result is a smile that looks like they have a very good looking set of false teeth (which is what they actually). We do have a dental specialist on the forum who might like to add their input. Paging Billy… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 37 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Paging Billy… Not actually targetted at Billiam .. he had a different procedure .. perhaps dealing with issues from his days as a bare knuckle fighter. The issue I have with the Turkey smiles are that it is usually done solely for cosmetic reasons and young people often fall for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 HRH The Queen Mother .. "all that dosh and still got a mouth like a burned out fusebox" © My Dad, REME 1967. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 I wondered briefly if a Turkish smile was similar to a Glasgow smile. Perhaps it is. At least you can stay home and get a Turkish haircut. I think every fucking barber in the entire Ottoman empire has already moved to the UK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: every fucking barber in the entire Ottoman empire has already moved to the UK I've alwasys assumed that they're a front for something, like '70s chinkys and dodgy asian takeaways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 59 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've alwasys assumed that they're a front for something, like '70s chinkys and dodgy asian takeaways. You've been watching too many 1970s films, HoC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 3 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: HRH The Queen Mother .. "all that dosh and still got a mouth like a burned out fusebox" © My Dad, REME 1967. Mouth full of dog ends 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 hours ago, scotty said: You've been watching too many 1970s films, HoC. Cheap, imported haircuts are a blight on our market towns but their tawdry attraction soon fades into oily flaccidity. Young men are being seduced away from their traditional Bitish styles by by the blandishments of exotic dens of vice; they emerge smelling like a Frenchman and looking like a dago, or worse. Where once it was something for the weekend and a styptic pencil, now it's all crack-waxing and anal bleaching (probably).. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wondered briefly if a Turkish smile was similar to a Glasgow smile. Perhaps it is. At least you can stay home and get a Turkish haircut. I think every fucking barber in the entire Ottoman empire has already moved to the UK. They all seem to use the GENERAL BARBER banner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Mouth full of dog ends Old cunt only needed a white one and she’d have had a snooker set. That said, she was a proper old-school racist so not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wondered briefly if a Turkish smile was similar to a Glasgow smile. Perhaps it is. At least you can stay home and get a Turkish haircut. I think every fucking barber in the entire Ottoman empire has already moved to the UK. Going on holiday this year sir? See the game last night? That Rashford couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel, eh sir? Something for the weekend sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Going on holiday this year sir? See the game last night? That Rashford couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel, eh sir? Something for the weekend sir? And what the fuck was ‘friction’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And what the fuck was ‘friction’? Chinese fairy tales! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: Paging Billy… The Infidels have seen the money to be made in cosmetic dentistry tourism, and like everything else they do grabbed a chunk of the market by offering lower prices than most of the world. But also like everything else they do the quality of the work and the safety standards are vastly inferior aswell. I’ve spoken to a couple of people who’ve had horrendous experiences while there (being coerced into paying far more than they were quoted) and after they returned home with very substandard work having to pay out for remedial treatment. Perhaps I’m old fashioned but I’ve always steered well clear of countries where you get offered young boys arseholes for rent before you’re even out of the airport and into a taxi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Vets are nearly as bad as gob-quacks. We were told our dog needed to be anaesthetised to have his teeth cleaned at a cost of £450. I took him to some geriatric old farmer who did it for £20 with a sonic toothbrush in fifteen minutes. The little cunt came out like Donny Osmond and was grinning at every dog in the park for months which resulted in him getting his cock and ringpiece sniffed and licked by every bitch in the local area. I’m going on Thursday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The little cunt came out like Donny Osmond Doggy Osmond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Chinese fairy tales! ‘The Ugry Duckring’ (with prum sauce). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wondered briefly if a Turkish smile was similar to a Glasgow smile. Perhaps it is. At least you can stay home and get a Turkish haircut. I think every fucking barber in the entire Ottoman empire has already moved to the UK. They tried to set fire to my mate's nose CB, the fuckin savages. I'd put limed sand under their foreskins, then play my old VHS copy of Tugboat Willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 I didn't think turkeys had anything to smile about this time of year, especially with this Avian flu thing 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I went to the dentist recently and I had a couple of fucked broken teeth that I suspected would require pulling. Turns out I 'need' to have 3 out. I'm a child of the 70's when dentists filled healthy teeth to maximise NHS income!! And I think my particular dentist was a former butcher. Cunt. Anyhow, @King Billy, shall I go for a small denture (£100ish) or 8 thousand quid worth of implants amounting to only four fucking teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 16 hours ago, King Billy said: The Infidels have seen the money to be made in cosmetic dentistry tourism, and like everything else they do grabbed a chunk of the market by offering lower prices than most of the world. But also like everything else they do the quality of the work and the safety standards are vastly inferior aswell. I’ve spoken to a couple of people who’ve had horrendous experiences while there (being coerced into paying far more than they were quoted) and after they returned home with very substandard work having to pay out for remedial treatment. Perhaps I’m old fashioned but I’ve always steered well clear of countries where you get offered young boys arseholes for rent before you’re even out of the airport and into a taxi. I’m not a fan of a BO & kebab diffuser doing my implants, too. My surgeon is admittedly a tusker, but a white, washed and local one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I went to the dentist recently and I had a couple of fucked broken teeth that I suspected would require pulling. Turns out I 'need' to have 3 out. I'm a child of the 70's when dentists filled healthy teeth to maximise NHS income!! And I think my particular dentist was a former butcher. Cunt. Anyhow, @King Billy, shall I go for a small denture (£100ish) or 8 thousand quid worth of implants amounting to only four fucking teeth? If you PM me I’ll give you my advice if you genuinely want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 09:10, Cunty BigBollox said: I went to the dentist recently and I had a couple of fucked broken teeth that I suspected would require pulling. Turns out I 'need' to have 3 out. I'm a child of the 70's when dentists filled healthy teeth to maximise NHS income!! And I think my particular dentist was a former butcher. Cunt. Anyhow, @King Billy, shall I go for a small denture (£100ish) or 8 thousand quid worth of implants amounting to only four fucking teeth? All that cyder rots the teeth you pissed up wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 On 30/11/2022 at 21:21, King Billy said: (being coerced into paying far more than they were quoted) Let's face it, a dentist with a drill in one hand and the novocain in the other is in a pretty strong negotiating position if you're lying back in his chair with blood pouring out of your mouth. As I'm sure Dustin Hoffman can attest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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