King Billy Posted April 22, 2023 Report Share Posted April 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: White people are allowed to appear inside Daleks. If I hadn’t used all the tinfoil in our cupboard to make hats I could have been a cyberman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 20:51, Eric Cuntman said: Doctor _ _ _* *insert 3 letter word beginning with W. He'll be travelling in The RASDIS and he won't have companions he'll have 'Hoes'. Will he carry a sonic shiv? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 8 hours ago, King Billy said: If I hadn’t used all the tinfoil in our cupboard to make hats I could have been a cyberman. A Cyber-them, you sexist fucking cunt. You repulse me with your misogyny. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He'll be travelling in The RASDIS and he won't have companions he'll have 'Hoes'. Will he carry a sonic shiv? Do you have any thoughts about a Romany Dr Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 33 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Do you have any thoughts about a Romany Dr Who? Already had one. Jon Pertwee was a pikey. He used to do the 'wall of death' ride at a fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 20:27, Mike Hunt said: Fuck me, I've just seen a British Broadcasting Cunts photo release of the new Dr Who. Looks more like fucking Shaft to me. Even his name is an anagram of Cunti. Can't get more of a cunt than that. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65347900 He comes from Gollifrey 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 18 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Bizarre comment. I couldn't give a fuck what "woke" does or doesn't mean. Some programmes and films I watch, some I don't. Easy. You need help, if that's how you feel about television. You're so constricted by your self-inflicted imaginary boundaries. Black this, woke that, nonce this, terrorist that... Relax lil derek, have a Cadbury's Caramel. Mrs Kurtz likes Call the Midwife and I'm more Black Mirror ... we each think each others tastes are shite , but hey ho, c'est la vie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 I don't watch this utter shite anymore, but when I did I wouldn't have had any issue with a black doctor (unless it was Lenny fucking Henry.) Back then whoever it was would have been cast based on merit and or popularity. We all know why this one has been cast, though, and I guarantee that half his stories will involve lazy allegories on supposed black oppression designed to make anyone white feel a sense of guilt for what some dead rich cunts did during the age of exploration. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: White people are allowed to appear inside Daleks. Given today's headline, The Abbopotamus will be queueing to take on that role provided a) the fat golly can fit inthide and b) pronounth her lineth. "Exthsterminate!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 21:13, Neil said: We're fucked, I no longer watch terrestrial TV but it spreading across the whole fucking lot. Utter cock smoking cunts You're a dark horse, Neil! Stupendous fucking oaf. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-oxfordshire-65375902 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 I'd still be running, Do you realise how hard it is running that distance with a dead prostitute on your back? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 10:00, camberwell gypsy said: He comes from Gollifrey Grew up on the ‘time travellers site’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 10:29, colonelkurtz said: Mrs Kurtz likes Call the Midwife and I'm more Black Mirror ... we each think each others tastes are shite , but hey ho, c'est la vie. I'm following Colin From Accounts, Rain Dogs and Blue Lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I'm following Colin From Accounts Does he suspect anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 20:27, Mike Hunt said: Fuck me, I've just seen a British Broadcasting Cunts photo release of the new Dr Who. Looks more like fucking Shaft to me. Even his name is an anagram of Cunti. Can't get more of a cunt than that. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65347900 A hulking back man with a pretty little white girl. Just like every other advert you see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 On 27/04/2023 at 20:32, Eric Cuntman said: Does he suspect anything? You've edited my comment to make it look like something else. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 5 hours ago, Carl Sway said: You've edited my comment to make it look like something else. Hmmm. You should report me immediately. Then admin will either tell you to stop being silly, or more likely, completely ignore it on the grounds that no rules were actually breached. Then you could try writing a strongly worded letter to the lead singer of Echo And The Bunnymen. Delicate fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should report me immediately. Then admin will either tell you to stop being silly, or more likely, completely ignore it on the grounds that no rules were actually breached. Then you could try writing a strongly worded letter to the lead singer of Echo And The Bunnymen. Delicate fucking idiot. I heard some blatant racism this afternoon Eric .. black girl sitting hand in hand with white boyfriend at the harbour.. three black women walked up to them and told her that she was showing off and that if she had kids with the white bastard the kids would be black anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I heard some blatant racism this afternoon Eric .. black girl sitting hand in hand with white boyfriend at the harbour.. three black women walked up to them and told her that she was showing off and that if she had kids with the white bastard the kids would be black anyway. Just like Megan Obama.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should report me immediately. Then admin will either tell you to stop being silly, or more likely, completely ignore it on the grounds that no rules were actually breached. Then you could try writing a strongly worded letter to the lead singer of Echo And The Bunnymen. Delicate fucking idiot. Wow, you've overreacted again. What a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Wow, you've overreacted again. What a surprise. Wow, you’re still a stupid cunt. As expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Wow, you've overreacted again. What a surprise. Snide little pervert. Fuck off, no cunt wants you on here you useless deviant shitcunt. Be gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wow, you’re still a stupid cunt. As expected. Dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Dumb. Sway, you odd little cunt! What are your thoughts on Millie Bobby Brown? She's in your sweet spot when it comes to age, although at 5'3 she may be a little on the tall side for you. If you ask me nicely I may chaperone you on a date to Pizza Hut. If you're extra lucky I'll let you sit on my shoulders whilst I'm knelt down so you can give her a kiss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sway, you odd little cunt! What are your thoughts on Millie Bobby Brown? She's in your sweet spot when it comes to age, although at 5'3 she may be a little on the tall side for you. If you ask me nicely I may chaperone you on a date to Pizza Hut. If you're extra lucky I'll let you sit on my shoulders whilst I'm knelt down so you can give her a kiss. He’s an octopus cocked muthafucka, muthafucka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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