Witheredscrote Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 So Meghan is with child. That should lift your spirits. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Wooo hoooo (waves plastic union jack on a stick). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Will the Hewitt lad's offspring have a better crack at the throne than that gargoyle that got married at the weekend there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: So Meghan is with child. That should lift your spirits. lol Fuck off. Bastille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: So Meghan is with child. That should lift your spirits. lol Fuck off. Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: So Meghan is with child. That should lift your spirits. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: So Meghan is with child. That should lift your spirits. lol Fuck off. What would lift my spirits far more is your death. That really would be cause for celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 26 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: What would lift my spirits far more is your death. That really would be cause for celebration. "man found dead of heart attack whilst buggering domesticated wild-foul" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Wonderful news, had a soft spot for the queen of hearts God rest her soul, like the queen of spades even more. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: "man found dead of heart attack whilst buggering domesticated wild-foul" How it happens isn’t really of importance to me, as long as the end result is the same. If by luck he dies whist in the middle of some depraved act of bestiality, then so much the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 I imagine that it will look like a cross between Hair Bear from the Hair Bear Bunch and Papa Lazarou from The League of Gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I imagine that it will look like a cross between Hair Bear from the Hair Bear Bunch and Papa Lazarou from The League of Gentleman. As the title suggests, this is a true racist biscuit nom. We all knew it would only be a matter of time before Eddie responded. Why do you feel the need to encourage the black cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 That's another one pence on my income tax to pay for the ginger sprog's upkeep, why couldn't the Hewitt throw-off do us all a favour and practice celibacy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Iam Ape said: How it happens isn’t really of importance to me, as long as the end result is the same. If by luck he dies whist in the middle of some depraved act of bestiality, then so much the better. You’ll be found dead in Tescos in the “best before” aisle with a radish protruding from your arse.....”Every Little helps” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 On 15/10/2018 at 15:02, Eddie said: Wonderful news, had a soft spot for the queen of hearts God rest her soul, like the queen of spades even more. The wonderful news now is the fact that the Talitubbies have promised retaliation. What a wonderful opportunity for 'The Household' to get rid of the little whinging prick. Just simply sprinkle his cadaver with goats piss and curry powder after the whack. That will do the job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Are we really at the point where we’re frightened to upset an enemy that wants to kill all of us already? If they make a threat.. nuke a city in the Middle East. If they complain, nuke another one. See how rough and tumble they’re feeling when all their pig ugly bearded women and future-cunt kids are falling ash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are we really at the point where we’re frightened to upset an enemy that wants to kill all of us already? If they make a threat.. nuke a city in the Middle East. If they complain, nuke another one. See how rough and tumble they’re feeling when all their pig ugly bearded women and future-cunt kids are falling ash. Harry didn’t kill 25 Taliban, he captured them, then spent hours whining and moaning about his life, then the Taliban shot themselves… 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 28 minutes ago, Eddie said: Harry didn’t kill 25 Taliban, he captured them, then spent hours whining and moaning about his life, then the Taliban shot themselves… Come on Eddie, hand on heart – would you have screwed his mother after a few glasses of champers? I'd have happily rattled the thick old slag into next week, if I'm honest. Being of a slightly darker hue, which she was historically fond of, and wearing top-end Loake brogues, I reckon you'd have stood a good chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: Harry didn’t kill 25 Taliban, he captured them, then spent hours whining and moaning about his life, then the Taliban shot themselves… The thick little cunt probably reported himself for right wing extremism when he realised the stiffs were all brown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Come on Eddie, hand on heart – would you have screwed his mother after a few glasses of champers? I'd have happily smashed the thick old slag into next week, if I'm honest. Being of a slightly darker hue, which she was historically fond of, and wearing top-end Loake brogues, I reckon you'd have stood a good chance. Helen ‘melons’ Windsor was the only royal that was really fuckable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Come on Eddie, hand on heart – would you have screwed his mother after a few glasses of champers? I'd have happily rattled the thick old slag into next week, if I'm honest. Being of a slightly darker hue, which she was historically fond of, and wearing top-end Loake brogues, I reckon you'd have stood a good chance. She was nowhere near ginger enough for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 15 hours ago, Eddie said: She was nowhere near ginger enough for my liking. Try Chris Evans arsehole then, you black poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Try Chris Evans arsehole then, you black poof. Fuck off, disgusting French dandy, I know you and Frank are raving homosexuals, however us red blooded Englishman still prefer Ginger women, it’s the red hairy legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck off, disgusting French dandy, I know you and Frank are raving homosexuals, however us red blooded Englishman still prefer Ginger women, it’s the red hairy legs Ed with the recent encouragement from LCS, I'm about to embark on another campaign to find the elusive faux French humourless pleb. According to my IP scanner, he's practically on my doorstep. Standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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