Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Not as much as she fucking liked it! Oi Mike.. which fucking quote is that an answer to?? Murdering kikes or chippys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Still would. You could use her mooring lines for some bondage play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I think I could probably face fuck it but as for sorting her out,get the impression her lady area is as grim as a bookies bog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I think I could probably face fuck it but as for sorting her out,get the impression her lady area is as grim as a bookies bog And dipping your cock in it would be like rattling a bookies pen around in an empty KFC bargain bucket. I imagine her cunt was already capacious, but after shitting out a sprog, you'd need to tie a rope and board round your waist to fuck it, lest you end up doing a Lord Lucan and are never seen again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 hours ago, Decimus said: And dipping your cock in it would be like rattling a bookies pen around in an empty KFC bargain bucket. I imagine her cunt was already capacious, but after shitting out a sprog, you'd need to tie a rope and board round your waist to fuck it, lest you end up doing a Lord Lucan and are never seen again. What a way to go......I mean, erm....for some people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 12 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Oi Mike.. which fucking quote is that an answer to?? Murdering kikes or chippys? It was meant to be in reply to the trifle, apple crumble quote but things appear to have gone a bit wayward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'm glad i'm reading about Adele's minge after my breakfast. Although I hope I've forgotten about it by the time I have my lunch. I bet the ghastly thing is like a billboard-sized picture of Brian May's plughole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 8 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm glad i'm reading about Adele's minge after my breakfast. Although I hope I've forgotten about it by the time I have my lunch. I bet the ghastly thing is like a billboard-sized picture of Brian May's plughole. Like a stab-wound in a gorilla's back, enjoy your lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 She seems ok to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: She seems ok to me. At the risk of making inappropriate comparative assumptions, I'd wager the Memsahib's ladygarden is rather better tended and a fraction tighter than the stamped fruit bat that lurks between the Rubenesque Adele's thighs. (If she has ever posted to any "Viewer's Wives" type sites feel free to PM me the links to corroborate or disprove that theory.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Who could possibly say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Who could possibly say? "I want a divorce." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 26 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Who could possibly say? Quite a few unfortunate souls I reckon, spot. I'm not saying she's a fucking slag, but if her cavernous cunt had a password, it'd be "password". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 16 hours ago, neil298 said: I think I could probably face fuck it but as for sorting her out,get the impression her lady area is as grim as a bookies bog It's the fucking Immortal Saarlak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 14 hours ago, Decimus said: And dipping your cock in it would be like rattling a bookies pen around in an empty KFC bargain bucket. I imagine her cunt was already capacious, but after shitting out a sprog, you'd need to tie a rope and board round your waist to fuck it, lest you end up doing a Lord Lucan and are never seen again. A verbose way of saying akin to firing an agitated proton down the CERN accelerator. Bitch. (Wags head side to side) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 I had to endure the utter misery of Adele’s new dirgefest album the other day while trapped at a neighbours’ sundowner drinks. One of the tracks is called “I Drink Wine”, much to the amusement of several middle aged mums who should know better. As for that caterwauling “Easy On Me”, I seriously considered contriving a barbecue accident to bring the evening to an abrupt close. I don’t mind the occasional ballad, but has the notorious B.I.G C.U.N.T ever released a track that doesn’t start with a down tempo piano? Oh for a Mama Cass incident with the weekly KFC bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I had to endure the utter misery of Adele’s new dirgefest album the other day while trapped at a neighbours’ sundowner drinks. One of the tracks is called “I Drink Wine”, much to the amusement of several middle aged mums who should know better. As for that caterwauling “Easy On Me”, I seriously considered contriving a barbecue accident to bring the evening to an abrupt close. I don’t mind the occasional ballad, but has the notorious B.I.G C.U.N.T ever released a track that doesn’t start with a down tempo piano? Oh for a Mama Cass incident with the weekly KFC bucket. Mrs Eddie has 4 tickets for this fly attraction. Thank sweet Jesus my names not on one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 Played it last night for the first (and last!) time, utter fucking self indulgent shite. Now that she's lost that timber I'd prabably lend it one though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I had to endure the utter misery of Adele’s new dirgefest album the other day while trapped at a neighbours’ sundowner drinks. One of the tracks is called “I Drink Wine”, much to the amusement of several middle aged mums who should know better. As for that caterwauling “Easy On Me”, I seriously considered contriving a barbecue accident to bring the evening to an abrupt close. I don’t mind the occasional ballad, but has the notorious B.I.G C.U.N.T ever released a track that doesn’t start with a down tempo piano? Oh for a Mama Cass incident with the weekly KFC bucket. Indeed. Fucks off from her husband and kid then sings about how hard it is on her. She wouldn’t get away with that in Oz eh Doc? You guys would still put the kid in a foster home and rightly ostracise the errant Sheila to the fringes of society forever after a couple of fucking good hidings…like we did here in the 1940’s, which is pretty much where you are now. Helen Reddy is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 Can't stand her voice. Same as that stick thin, Jewish lush Amy Winecellar. Her voice made my ears ring as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Indeed. Fucks off from her husband and kid then sings about how hard it is on her. She's so far up herself you'd need fourteen space/time dimensions to define it topologically. The "Adele" has now superseded the "Swift" and the "Winslett" as the SI unit for smug self-centredness. Calabi-Yau manifolds are a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 She can't sing. No drum solos & she swears more than all the corner members multiplied together. On 01/12/2015 at 20:44, southerncunt said: Still would. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 She demanded the removal of the "Shuffle" option from albums on Spotify, because "We don't create albums with so much care and thought into our track listing for no reason". Fair enough, to paraphrase Sheldon Cooper, "I prefer to let Adele disappoint me in the order she intended." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59365019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She demanded the removal of the "Shuffle" option from albums on Spotify, because "We don't create albums with so much care and thought into our track listing for no reason". Fair enough, to paraphrase Sheldon Cooper, "I prefer to let Adele disappoint me in the order she intended." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59365019 I wish the fog horn voiced cunt would “shuffle” off this mortal coil. Plastic popularist shite for the uneducated, unintelligent, unemployed masses. I hope listening to it gives them cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2021 Report Share Posted November 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: She's so far up herself you'd need fourteen space/time dimensions to define it topologically. The "Adele" has now superseded the "Swift" and the "Winslett" as the SI unit for smug self-centredness. Calabi-Yau manifolds are a cunt. If you only had 1 bullet and she was standing next to James corden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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