Guest judgetwi Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Really? Did you meet him in prison and share a cosy cell? Oh dear, Marje isn’t going to like that kind of talk. I tried to help you out PPB but I wash my hands of it now. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. By the way, I ain’t ever done no chokey for no one! Where’s my jellied eels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: No need to thank me.... we're Charlton after all. More Bobby than Jackie, Major. And Judge can hardly be described as ‘athletic’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’d be careful if I were you Pretend Posh Boy. How many golf clubs can there be in Cheshire? Underestimate Marjorie at your peril...... he has some well ard Millwall mates you know? That’s why i’m always licking his arse. I don’t fuck about with ard bastards like Marje. Too fucking risky mate! I'm ordering the tickets for Millwall, Jewdy, and I need to know if you're bringing a career? I've also taken the liberty of purchasing you a Stone Island shawl, it'll keep you warm when you're in the wheelchair, and obviously hide the colostomy bag. No need to thank me mate! Edited October 21, 2019 by Major Cunt Original post had disappeared...I suspect chairman Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'm ordering the tickets for Millwall, Jewdy, and I need to know if you're bringing a career? I've also taken the liberty of purchasing you a Stone Island shawl, it'll keep you warm when you're in the wheelchair, and obviously hide the colostomy bag. No need to thank me mate! They sold out last Wednesday knoblover so good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 22 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Why are you watching Ruby, is she your light fingered kitchen maid? lol She takes her love to town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: They sold out last Wednesday knoblover so good luck with that. Obviously at the Valley you humourless cunt. I wouldn't take you up Millwall they don't like ex-coppers up there. Know what I mean... Why don't you stick to scouring eBay for Dan Marino's used jock strap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 48 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Obviously at the Valley you humourless cunt. I wouldn't take you up Millwall they don't like ex-coppers up there. Know what I mean... Why don't you stick to scouring eBay for Dan Marino's used jock strap. So you’ve ordered tickets for a game more than 6 months away? What you gonna do Marje?......print them and distribute them yourself? Not strictly legal Marjorie. Oh, you should ask the Yank who Dan Marino is as you obviously haven’t got a fucking clue. You’re not very bright are you Marje?😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So you’ve ordered tickets for a game more than 6 months away? What you gonna do Marje?......print them and distribute them yourself? Not strictly legal Marjorie. Oh, you should ask the Yank who Dan Marino is as you obviously haven’t got a fucking clue. You’re not very bright are you Marje?😁 Most of us don't have a clue about American football, because we are English and heterosexual. The only knowledge we have was gleaned from watching 'Ace Ventura, Pet Detective'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only knowledge we have was gleaned from watching 'Ace Ventura, Pet Detective'. The only case he didn’t solve was the 6 hamsters that disappeared up Punkers arse. There was so much rubbish up there it looked like an episode of ‘Hoarders’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Obviously at the Valley you humourless cunt. I wouldn't take you up Millwall they don't like ex-coppers up there. Know what I mean... Why don't you stick to scouring eBay for Dan Marino's used jock strap. Millwall....thugs,peasants and rule 43 when they’re in prison..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Millwall....thugs,peasants and rule 43 when they’re in prison..... lol. Interesting that you know what "rule 43 protection" is, Punkers. You're a curious and depraved Carl Beech-esque fantasist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Millwall....thugs,peasants and rule 43 when they’re in prison..... lol. 43 cocks up your arse more like you silly little poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 On 21/10/2019 at 18:13, judgetwi said: So you’ve ordered tickets for a game more than 6 months away? What you gonna do Marje?......print them and distribute them yourself? Not strictly legal Marjorie. Oh, you should ask the Yank who Dan Marino is as you obviously haven’t got a fucking clue. You’re not very bright are you Marje?😁 Are you mentally ill or just fucking thick, Jewdy, seriously? Do you honestly think I'd spend my hard earned on a ticket for you. This is Cunts Corner you mackerel not fucking Cuntbook, not that I use it, I'm not that much of a cunt.... I'm also well aware of who Dan fucking Marino is. I don't know any other NFL players as I'm not a turd burglar or remotely interested... Not to mention how purchasing tickets for a Charlton match works... Get a fucking grip mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'm also well aware of who Dan fucking Marino is. I don't know any other NFL players as I'm not a turd burglar or remotely interested... So you’ve never heard of Ben GAY, former running back for the Cleveland BROWNS? ( seriously I didn’t make that shit up) Don’t ask me to explain what a running back is. Suffice to say it’s not when a poof pulls out of your arse and shoots up your back. 😁 I just thought that would amuse your schoolboy mind Marje. 😀 No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 37 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So you’ve never heard of Ben GAY, former running back for the Cleveland BROWNS? ( seriously I didn’t make that shit up) Don’t ask me to explain what a running back is. Suffice to say it’s not when a poof pulls out of your arse and shoots up your back. 😁 I just thought that would amuse your schoolboy mind Marje. 😀 No need to thank me. You’re thinking of a Tight End, Judy. So no change there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 I know this is an ancient nom, but I've just seen this fuckhead on a commercial and just wanted to resurrect it to vent my ire. I cannot get across how much I hate this cunt. He's about as funny as being told you have endstage pancreatic cancer. He has a wrist bandage that was a gag that Spike Milligan had half a century ago, he wears hats that the diddy men were wearing back in the 70s and he has a voice that is like listening to nails scratching a blackboard. My cousin fucking loves him and can't believe I'd like to set about him with half a pool cue. Mind you, she thinks Ant and Dec are cutting edge entertainment. Max Bygraves was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know this is an ancient nom, but I've just seen this fuckhead on a commercial and just wanted to resurrect it to vent my ire. I cannot get across how much I hate this cunt. He's about as funny as being told you have endstage pancreatic cancer. He has a wrist bandage that was a gag that Spike Milligan had half a century ago, he wears hats that the diddy men were wearing back in the 70s and he has a voice that is like listening to nails scratching a blackboard. My cousin fucking loves him and can't believe I'd like to set about him with half a pool cue. Mind you, she thinks Ant and Dec are cutting edge entertainment. Max Bygraves was a cunt. Do you like tulips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you like tulips? Good afternoon, whale willy 🐋 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know this is an ancient nom, but I've just seen this fuckhead on a commercial and just wanted to resurrect it to vent my ire. I cannot get across how much I hate this cunt. He's about as funny as being told you have endstage pancreatic cancer. He has a wrist bandage that was a gag that Spike Milligan had half a century ago, he wears hats that the diddy men were wearing back in the 70s and he has a voice that is like listening to nails scratching a blackboard. My cousin fucking loves him and can't believe I'd like to set about him with half a pool cue. Mind you, she thinks Ant and Dec are cutting edge entertainment. Max Bygraves was a cunt. I don’t like the fucker either...Max Bygraves was a serial shagger apparently...fathered a number of children “here and there” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you like tulips? If they're on your organ they're considerably better than daffodils on your piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you like tulips? Yes,around my helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I don’t like the fucker either...Max Bygraves was a serial shagger apparently...fathered a number of children “here and there” Sing a Mong a war years by Spax Bygraves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Good afternoon, whale willy 🐋 That's nice Dolphinholme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I don’t like the fucker either...Max Bygraves was a serial shagger apparently...fathered a number of children “here and there” He lived life to the max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: He lived life to the max. You must have the saddest fucking life imaginable or a genuine mental retardation to post such pointless crap. The only thing you’ve got going for you is you’re hung like a rouge elephant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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