Guest Lord McCunty Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Stunned at what I've been watching on Eden. It's taken a small helicopter, traquilzer dart gun, followed by a team of 5+ to wank off an elephant bull and collect spunk. Watched a team of about 5 frantically trying to wank a two metre cock into action. Oh and I didn't mention the supersized vibrator they shoved up his arse. They were taking sperm samples after administering contraceptives to the "top bulls" to reduce the populations. Punkape would be disappointed in the miniscule amount of spunk which filled the bin bag. It demonstrated that the drug was working, but I bet Punkers was watching and crying at the waste of elephant spunk which could be going down his throat. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Stunned at what I've been watching on Eden. It's taken a small helicopter, traquilzer dart gun, followed by a team of 5+ to wank off an elephant bull and collect spunk. No wonder Jazz hasn't logged on in days. I imagine that he's stuck in an infinity loop watching this on repeat, his self-abused cock reduced to a bleeding and skinless two inch stump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Stunned at what I've been watching on Eden. It's taken a small helicopter, traquilzer dart gun, followed by a team of 5+ to wank off an elephant bull and collect spunk. Watched a team of about 5 frantically trying to wank a two metre cock into action. Oh and I didn't mention the supersized vibrator they shoved up his arse. This is what television was made for. 👍👍👍 Everything else is just window dressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: No wonder Jazz hasn't logged on in days. I imagine that he's stuck in an infinity loop watching this on repeat, his self-abused cock reduced to a bleeding and skinless two inch stump. Reduced? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Stunned at what I've been watching on Eden. It's taken a small helicopter, traquilzer dart gun, followed by a team of 5+ to wank off an elephant bull and collect spunk. Watched a team of about 5 frantically trying to wank a two metre cock into action. Oh and I didn't mention the supersized vibrator they shoved up his arse. They were taking sperm samples after administering contraceptives to the "top bulls" to reduce the populations. Punkape would be disappointed in the miniscule amount of spunk which filled the bin bag. It demonstrated that the drug was working, but I bet Punkers was watching and crying at the waste of elephant spunk which could be going down his throat. Fuck off. Did you lay back and have a cigarette after watching, from your description, the whole episode? Oh were you frantically scouring the interweb to see if you could sign up to become a wanker of animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Where can I sign my wife up for this? She'd be ideal what with her having years of experience with having to cope with my member.Im sure she wouldn't mind having to handle something a bit smaller 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 I suppose it's the next logical progression. Did they swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Fuck sake, I was young, I needed the money. What’s wrong in tossing an elephant off for a fiver. Don’t judge me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Boaby said: Fuck sake, I was young, I needed the money. What’s wrong in tossing an elephant off for a fiver. Don’t judge me Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Why has an elephant got four feet? Because 8 inches isn't enough. No apologies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, The Beast said: Why has an elephant got four feet? Because 8 inches isn't enough.. Just don't let the bastard finger you first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 The farthest reaches of pornhub are becoming a bit vanilla for me, so I might check this out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off. Naw you fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Boaby said: Fuck sake, I was young, I needed the money. What’s wrong in tossing an elephant off for a fiver. Don’t judge me Get an avatar, Boaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 42 minutes ago, Boaby said: Naw you fuck off This seems familiar, do you like trains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 It started out as a bog standard elephant documentary. As with all these programmes though, about 20 mins in it was the inevitable animal sex. But was stunned yet oddly fascinated in this massive team operation to wank a beast off. I think it was the presenter holding the bin bag. What would have been fucking hilarious though, would be if bin bag holder slipped and got a face full. Thankfully, Punkape is banned from any contact with animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 8 hours ago, nocti said: The farthest reaches of pornhub are becoming a bit vanilla for me, so I might check this out. Get yourself the Tor browser. You'll find things on the Dark Web a lot more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Get yourself the Tor browser. You'll find things on the Dark Web a lot more interesting. ...paging baws.....baws to the main board.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, scotty said: ...paging baws.....baws to the main board.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Get yourself the Tor browser. You'll find things on the Dark Web a lot more interesting. An addiction to the dark web is the sole reason why you are posting this shit surreptitiously on a smuggled mobile phone whilst hunched over your whizzing fist in a category A prison cell. Repent, you dirty northern bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: Thankfully, Punkape is banned from any contact with animals No he isn't, he's involved with horses .. he's a bareback rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This seems familiar, do you like trains? You need to ask him about Goostrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 21 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Stunned at what I've been watching on Eden. It's taken a small helicopter, traquilzer dart gun, followed by a team of 5+ to wank off an elephant bull and collect spunk. Watched a team of about 5 frantically trying to wank a two metre cock into action. Oh and I didn't mention the supersized vibrator they shoved up his arse. They were taking sperm samples after administering contraceptives to the "top bulls" to reduce the populations. Punkape would be disappointed in the miniscule amount of spunk which filled the bin bag. It demonstrated that the drug was working, but I bet Punkers was watching and crying at the waste of elephant spunk which could be going down his throat. Fuck off. 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: It started out as a bog standard elephant documentary. As with all these programmes though, about 20 mins in it was the inevitable animal sex. But was stunned yet oddly fascinated in this massive team operation to wank a beast off. I think it was the presenter holding the bin bag. What would have been fucking hilarious though, would be if bin bag holder slipped and got a face full. Thankfully, Punkape is banned from any contact with animals What the fuck is wrong with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What the fuck is wrong with you? Elephantiasis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 21 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Stunned at what I've been watching on Eden. It's taken a small helicopter, traquilzer dart gun, followed by a team of 5+ to wank off an elephant bull and collect spunk. Watched a team of about 5 frantically trying to wank a two metre cock into action. Oh and I didn't mention the supersized vibrator they shoved up his arse. They were taking sperm samples after administering contraceptives to the "top bulls" to reduce the populations. Punkape would be disappointed in the miniscule amount of spunk which filled the bin bag. It demonstrated that the drug was working, but I bet Punkers was watching and crying at the waste of elephant spunk which could be going down his throat. Fuck off. I suppose this nom will be an inferior alternative to you usual weekly ration of animal porn from the dark web..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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