Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read a book by Ranulph Fiennes called 'The Feather Men'. Explains what the SAS got up to in Oman. Basically executing rich arabs and taking their oil fields. Fiennes has let a few secrets out of the bag. It's why he maintains a high public profile. Makes it harder to bump him off. Certainly an interesting man who's been over more mountains than your average Sherpa, and not the fucking van either. You'd be lucky to get one of those over a humpback bridge. There's a film based loosely on 'The Feather Men' called 'Killer Elite', and its crying shame that the MOD was probably responsible for the plot deviation. It's not a bad film for the genre, but for those who had heard of though never read the book, it's bollocks. Certainly long before the days where you could order a copy with a few taps of your Phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Certainly an interesting man who's been over more mountains than your average Sherpa, and not the fucking van either. You'd be lucky to get one of those over a humpback bridge. There's a film based loosely on 'The Feather Men' called 'Killer Elite', and its crying shame that the MOD was probably responsible for the plot deviation. It's not a bad film for the genre, but for those who had heard of though never read the book, it's bollocks. Certainly long before the days where you could order a copy with a few taps of your Phone. Loosely? I don’t think so Major. Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 Premium Bonds!. Another £25 'win' for me this month which means I am currently sitting at an equivalent interest rate of 1.15% for the year. This gamble has paid off so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Premium Bonds!. Another £25 'win' for me this month which means I am currently sitting at an equivalent interest rate of 1.15% for the year. This gamble has paid off so fuck off. The added bonus is that you can never lose your stake. Just your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Premium Bonds!. Another £25 'win' for me this month which means I am currently sitting at an equivalent interest rate of 1.15% for the year. This gamble has paid off so fuck off. 25 quids worth of strong lager guaranties you waking up midday tomorrow with a turd in your pants and zero recollection of the previous 24 hours. Well done. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Premium Bonds!. Another £25 'win' for me this month which means I am currently sitting at an equivalent interest rate of 1.15% for the year. This gamble has paid off so fuck off. Congratulations CBB. Will you be packing in your job and partying like it’s 1999? That’s the year 1999, not the price of a case of Special Brew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 53 minutes ago, Frank said: Loosely? I don’t think so Major. Good morning. Morning Frank. I'd like to think you have something better to do than troll the arse end of the web, but then I remembered what an utter wanker you are. Do a video. I'm thinking you and a Somalian taxi driver dueting Spandau Ballet's 'Gold'. Food for thought.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Morning Frank. I'd like to think you have something better to do than troll the arse end of the web, but then I remembered what an utter wanker you are. Do a video. I'm thinking you and a Somalian taxi driver dueting Spandau Ballet's 'Gold'. Food for thought.... Don't get too pally Major; first you'll be exchanging almost pleasantries on some dog shite cunting website next you'll be invited below decks for a rohypnols induced back scuttling from slenderman in a wig Be warned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Don't get too pally Major; first you'll be exchanging almost pleasantries on some dog shite cunting website next you'll be invited below decks for a rohypnols induced back scuttling from slenderman in a wig Be warned. Duly noted, Stubbs. Its a long game, and there's method to the madness. I'm predicting the return of cunts long gone, and Keith Lard fooling the psychologists at Rampton that he's no plans to visit a My Little Pony convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 21 hours ago, King Billy said: You do realise that they’ll have to kill you now for letting that out of the bag. Over 4,000 years and no one ever revealed that. You’re in fucking trouble mate. SAS is an acronym for Soft As Shit. Ulster proved that, the fucking pansies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The added bonus is that you can never lose your stake. Just your soul. When your soul flies up to Heaven, a relative or neighbour comes across your Bond in the drawer and cashes it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Duly noted, Stubbs. Its a long game, and there's method to the madness. I'm predicting the return of cunts long gone, and Keith Lard fooling the psychologists at Rampton that he's no plans to visit a My Little Pony convention. The Man always ended his last concerts with I Did It My Way Can we look forward to a semi autobiographical tootle from your plump velvety lips? Possible with Stubby Penis doing backing vocals and Joker on the drums. Come on Major get that Big Band Swing on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The Man always ended his last concerts with I Did It My Way Can we look forward to a semi autobiographical tootle from your plump velvety lips? Possible with Stubby Penis doing backing vocals and Joker on the drums. Come on Major get that Big Band Swing on.... Let me give you some sage advice, Harry. Cut down from a 100 posts a day to 10, find your place in the pecking order, quality over quantity, and caustic soda makes a nice mixer. You've got potential, not much I'll admit, but a little. You 5 year plan, red book reading commie cunt! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: SAS is an acronym for Soft As Shit. Ulster proved that, the fucking pansies. Can you confirm that you’re a retired General in the Salvation Army? And that you were decorated for playing the tambourine and the triangle, before being dishonourably discharged for wiping your arse with the War Cry? Deny it. I dare you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Can you confirm that you’re a retired General in the Salvation Army? And that you were decorated for playing the tambourine and the triangle, before being dishonourably discharged for wiping your arse with the War Cry? Deny it. I dare you. Camberwell Gypsy can confirm I do not live at the Dennark Hill Training College Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Camberwell Gypsy can confirm I do not live at the Dennark Hill Training College You live in a shitty council bedsit in Thamesmead you fucking smackhead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 On 02/10/2020 at 00:27, Eric Cuntman said: When they kicked me out for being too hard, I swam to America and invented Delta Force. Chuck Norris played me in the film, but he couldn't get the accent right and he wasn't as good at Chop-Suey fighting. Charlie Chuck more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: SAS is an acronym for Soft As Shit. Ulster proved that, the fucking pansies. I thought it was Sweet and Sour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: You live in a shitty council bedsit in Thamesmead you fucking smackhead. There are no shitty bedsits in Thamesmead. All the social housing in Thamesmead was designed to spacious and luxurious standards compared with the shitty little private flats being developed in the rest of the Londistan housing jamboree. Get your head straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought it was Sweet and Sour. The SAS carry a lot of urban mythology. They are fucking incompetent wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: There are no shitty bedsits in Thamesmead. All the social housing in Thamesmead was designed to spacious and luxurious standards compared with the shitty little private flats being developed in the rest of the Londistan housing jamboree. Get your head straight. That would be the case if it wasn't for epidemic of subletting going on there. Mrs Funt used to work on Bexley council's fraud team and Thamesmead South was the worst for it. One tenant she dealt with had crammed 12 Vietnamese illegals into a two bed flat and had them working for his cleaning firm for fuck all while he was living in a 5 bed gaff in Orpington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 On 26/09/2020 at 21:58, ChildeHarold said: Ray "Sexy Beast" Winstone will be paying you a visit later on tonight, possibly with a message from Teddy . Start tooling up. Shut it , you tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: The SAS carry a lot of urban mythology. They are fucking incompetent wankers. They are at takeout delivery.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Shut it , you tart. That's fucking John Thaw in The Sweeney you plum. I like a nice tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The SAS carry a lot of urban mythology. They are fucking incompetent wankers. Calm down Action Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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