Uber Cunt

[Witheredscrote]

@Stubby Pecker, there will be no further communication between us. 

@Bubba C Kill the cunt.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Stubby Pecker, there will be no further communication between us. 

@Bubba C Kill the cunt.

This exact same line has been used on myself several times by @Frank yet the emaciated AIDS victim can't help responding to my gentle "ribbing" of his boney body, thus showing every cunt here his rattled nature.

Talking of rattled, I'd like to rattle your pea sized brain around your 70+ year old skull using my steel toe capped size 10s as the tool. 

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This exact same line has been used on myself several times by @Frank yet the emaciated AIDS victim can't help responding to my gentle "ribbing" of his boney body, thus showing every cunt here his rattled nature.

Talking of rattled, I'd like to rattle your pea sized brain around your 70+ year old skull using my steel toe capped size 10s as the tool. 

Stubby you keep on about your steel caps but I doubt whether you ever owned a pair. More like a pair of ballet shoes for work at the bar. The gay bar. 

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Stubby you keep on about your steel caps but I doubt whether you ever owned a pair. More like a pair of ballet shoes for work at the bar. The gay bar. 

Uh oh.  Now you've been and gone and done it Harold.  

[ChildeHarold]

33 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Uh oh.  Now you've been and gone and done it Harold.  

Steel balls or steel toe caps? 

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Stubby you keep on about your steel caps but I doubt whether you ever owned a pair. More like a pair of ballet shoes for work at the bar. The gay bar. 

Were you a natural birth, or did they just scrape you off the floor of a motorway service station's disabled toilet and keep you in a jam jar until you gained some bastardised form of sentience after being spilled onto an electric heater?

[ChildeHarold]

20 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Were you a natural birth, or did they just scrape you off the floor of a motorway service station's disabled toilet and keep you in a jam jar until you gained some bastardised form of sentience after being spilled onto an electric heater?

Bum chums eh? Which one is the ice cream or cornet? 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

Bum chums eh? Which one is the ice cream or cornet? 

Another hilarious accusation of gayness. How original.

Why don't you tell him that he smells of poo.

[Ape™️]

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Another hilarious accusation of gayness. How original.

Why don't you tell him that he smells of poo.

He’ll be crying to an admin again before long, about people saying nasty things to him and posting off-topic comments. Hypocritical little spastic.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

He’ll be crying to an admin again before long, about people saying nasty things to him and posting off-topic comments. Hypocritical little spastic.

I don't actually hate him though. I still have hopes for him. Unlike the bullshitting little fantasist cunt who seems to get awfully rattled by comments on an Internet forum, despite claiming to be a big shot who rubs shoulders with billionaires. I'm surprised that his privileged, high flying lifestyle allows him time to slum it down here with peasants and losers like us. 😂

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

He’ll be crying to an admin again before long, about people saying nasty things to him and posting off-topic comments. Hypocritical little spastic.

Hello Ape.

Do you keep greyhounds?

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Another hilarious accusation of gayness. How original.

Why don't you tell him that he smells of poo.

You must be a mind reader Eric: I’d like to take a shite in his mouth

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

You must be a mind reader Eric: I’d like to take a shite in his mouth

A watery shite.

[Stubby Pecker]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A watery shite.

I was thinking more 3 days worth of build up foot long Turd so he could be found dead from asphyxiation with a good few inches poking out

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I was thinking more 3 days worth of build up foot long Turd so he could be found dead from asphyxiation with a good few inches poking out

90mg of codeine every 6 hours should give you the retentive powers to create such a formidable shitedragon.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

90mg of codeine every 6 hours should give you the retentive powers to create such a formidable shitedragon.

7 pints of Butty Bach seems to do the trick

[King Billy]

23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

7 pints of Butty Bach seems to do the trick

Seek help you two. 

[Stubby Pecker]

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Seek help you two. 

Too late Bally, I’m not worth saving and neither is Eric the sick fucker. I live in hope that when he finally does crack there’ll be a Michael Ryan style massacre in his manor involving the undesirables he hates so much (you might be able to sort him out with some ammo) 

I’ll probably just buy a bottle of half decent whisky and shite my pants

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Too late Bally, I’m not worth saving and neither is Eric the sick fucker. I live in hope that when he finally does crack there’ll be a Michael Ryan style massacre in his manor involving the undesirables he hates so much (you might be able to sort him out with some ammo) 

I’ll probably just buy a bottle of half decent whisky and shite my pants

Good thinking. Imagine the shame of being shaken back to consciousness by a seriously good looking blonde paramedic, with tits and arse like a porn star, but unfortunately there’s serious leakage  oozing out of your pants and you’re clutching an empty 2 litre bottle of White Lightning cider.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Good thinking. Imagine the shame of being shaken back to consciousness by a seriously good looking blonde paramedic, with tits and arse like a porn star, but unfortunately there’s serious leakage  oozing out of your pants and you’re clutching an empty 2 litre bottle of White Lightning cider.

Ask drew, that’s his usual Friday night- in his own back garden 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I was thinking more 3 days worth of build up foot long Turd so he could be found dead from asphyxiation with a good few inches poking out

For fuck sake, I was just about to eat a snickers bar. For fuck sake.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

For fuck sake, I was just about to eat a snickers bar. For fuck sake.

It's a fucking 'Marathon'. Stop acting all American.

And Starburst are fuckin Opal Fruits too.

[camberwell gypsy]

51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's a fucking 'Marathon'. Stop acting all American.

And Starburst are fuckin Opal Fruits too.

I thought we had too many youngsters on here who wouldn't know what I'm on about. 

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought we had too many youngsters on here who wouldn't know what I'm on about. 

Starburst might have caused a bit of confusion in this instance,  considering the subject matter. 

“Got a body over here Sarge. Looks like he’s had some sort of starburst to me. There’s shit everywhere.”

[Major Cunt]

On 27/09/2020 at 20:14, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm sure as well as being an uber cunt, she also possesses an uber cunt. Likely resembling a ripped out fireplace garnished with a spatchcocked badger.

I probably would discharge my yoghurt rifle up it though.

I duuno, Eric, she's like a fine wine getting better with age. I'd put 90% of that down to surgery, obviously, and I bet her kids came out the sunroof. I reckon she's tighter than a mouse's ear, and would happily make a deposit in her snatch on the condition she didn't speak...