ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 This otherwise trivial and pointless nom might breathe life with some genuinely spirited input from a leading expert in the field. @Joker? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Doggie bag bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 They're centrifuging it. Apparently it's in order to extract some key ingredients that are going into the COVID vaccination You should try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 36 minutes ago, ProfB said: They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 Its the fucking owners who are the problem not the fucking dogs. Instead of taking the dog for a walk around their local street and taking the poo bags home or dropping the bags into a litter bin. \they load the dog/s up into the car, turn the dog loose somewhere either few or no bins and then even if they collect the poo up rather take it home with them they simply leave it dangling from a bush. As for the dog/s itself in reality it would far rather sniff at and cock its leg or squat by a local lamp post or telegraph pole than be taken out into the countryside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 It was a big dog, so had a big shit tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, ProfB said: They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 You've just had a close encounter with Ereptile Dysfunction. He was taking it home to add it to his collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, ProfB said: They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 Laffin PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Laffin PANZERMURPHYBABY 🤭 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Poop-Freeze-image-e1581938555881.png.webpWASTE NO TIME B&M is selling £2 ‘poop freeze’ for dog owners – and it makes cleaning up easier BARGAIN shop B&M is selling "poop freeze" for dog owners, making it easier to clean up after your furry friends. The £1.99 liquid is sprayed directly on dog poo, which works to cool and freeze it, meaning it should be easier to pick up and handle. 😳 So they do freeze it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Poop-Freeze-image-e1581938555881.png.webp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Just now, ProfB said: Poop-Freeze-image-e1581938555881.png.webp 93.98 kB · 0 downloads Can you see it, or do I have a technical hic-up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 That's what he would be doing - freezing it & putting it into a freeze bag, to stop it going soft & sticky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: Poop-Freeze-image-e1581938555881.png.webp 93.98 kB · 0 downloads WASTE NO TIME B&M is selling £2 ‘poop freeze’ for dog owners – and it makes cleaning up easier BARGAIN shop B&M is selling "poop freeze" for dog owners, making it easier to clean up after your furry friends. The £1.99 liquid is sprayed directly on dog poo, which works to cool and freeze it, meaning it should be easier to pick up and handle. 😳 So they do freeze it. I'd like to spray some on your fingers to stop you posting endless reams of shit on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Poop-Freeze-image-e1581938555881.png.webp 93.98 kB · 0 downloads WASTE NO TIME B&M is selling £2 ‘poop freeze’ for dog owners – and it makes cleaning up easier BARGAIN shop B&M is selling "poop freeze" for dog owners, making it easier to clean up after your furry friends. The £1.99 liquid is sprayed directly on dog poo, which works to cool and freeze it, meaning it should be easier to pick up and handle. 😳 So they do freeze it. And then pop it into a large Toblerone tube and give to a blind person as a present. Gets them everytime Right kids?👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 I fucking hate dogs AND their owners,especially the ones who talk to the little shit machines like a child 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 This nom is full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its the fucking owners who are the problem not the fucking dogs. Instead of taking the dog for a walk around their local street and taking the poo bags home or dropping the bags into a litter bin. \they load the dog/s up into the car, turn the dog loose somewhere either few or no bins and then even if they collect the poo up rather take it home with them they simply leave it dangling from a bush. As for the dog/s itself in reality it would far rather sniff at and cock its leg or squat by a local lamp post or telegraph pole than be taken out into the countryside. Fascinating I’m sure it any cunt were to read this pointless fucking rant from a cancer lying housebound nonentity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 9 hours ago, ProfB said: They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 Is he the sort who would also ride an electric scooter, minus the dog but plus the bun. Unravelling and flowing in the wind like Lambert Wilson rehearsing for Tarzan The Legend of Greystokes. What could be more pretentious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Prints Harry Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fascinating I’m sure it any cunt were to read this pointless fucking rant from a cancer lying housebound nonentity Your mind is poorly Tim .. get it fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Three types I especially hate .. cunts who takes their dogs around in a child's pushchair, cunts who carry their dog around in bag and mobility scooter riding cunts who drag tiny dogs behind them on a lead and drive at speed where the poor little cunt cannot keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 This nom has me in two minds. I’ve been here a while, and am well familiar with the past output of ProfB. She/it has always been properly fucking mental in the past, but these last 2 noms have me vaguely agreeing with the general gist of things. I also flash people if they are approaching a speed camera ( this is Victoria, and the traffic cops are fucking cunts, to a man) and now clear dogshit bags. Actually, I don’t give a fuck about the bag colour. As long as cunts clean up, I don’t care. If ProfB was railing against cunts carrying dogshit around like a fucking prize, I’d agree. Maybe I’m just a bit pissed and feeling benevolent, but her/it’s output may have improved. Perhaps I’m just pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 17 hours ago, Neil said: I fucking hate dogs AND their owners,especially the ones who talk to the little shit machines like a child Even worse are the cunts who'll carry them like babies and let them lick their fucking faces when they do it. Might as well cut out the middle man and get straight to licking its arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 On 16/12/2020 at 12:06, ProfB said: They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 You still alive Prof? 2020 is getting worse day by day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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