cuntspotter Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 18:43, camberwell gypsy said: He always looks like he doesn't want to be there. Fat Irish git. To me, he is the acme of insincerity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: (I would) We all know you would. Strapped to her on a vibrating orthopedic bed, you lazy fucker. Move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 21:05, Hokey Gingers said: Ruth and Eamonn are currently hawking foot spas on telly at the moment. Glamorous Ruth has her feet out demonstrating how it works , sadly her plates are so mottled the red nail varnish and soft lens make it look like a scene out of Carry on Screaming. Wisely, and thankfully, Eamonn didn`t get his out but you can see them walking together supposedly invigorated after the spa. It`s at this point you notice fatty walks with his foot turned in so much its a miracle he can walk straight at all. Keyser Soze cunt.. "Keyser Soze cunt" ... I'm fucking nicking that for use against perambulatorially challenged cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: "Keyser Soze cunt" ... I'm fucking nicking that for use against perambulatorially challenged cunts. Is anyone else sick to fucking death of the Paralympics already, or is it just me suffering from raspberry overload? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Is anyone else sick to fucking death of the Paralympics already, or is it just me suffering from raspberry overload? They rejected my suggested slogan for promoting the basketball... 'WHO CAN'T FUCKING JUMP NOW?' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They rejected my suggested slogan for promoting the basketball... 'WHO CAN'T FUCKING JUMP NOW?' It’s more ‘KerPlunk’ than ‘Slamdunk’ The Harlem Stumpshufflers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is anyone else sick to fucking death of the Paralympics already, or is it just me suffering from raspberry overload? the system for categorising the participants' spaziness is fucking bizzare. One double amputee who failed to get into the swimming team, hacked both his arms off to enter the 'samovar' class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: the system for categorising the participants' spaziness is fucking bizzare. One double amputee who failed to get into the swimming team, hacked both his arms off to enter the 'samovar' class. I get that wheelchair basketball athletes can't really compete on equal terms with the able bodied, but what's with those archery cunts? Surely it's easier to shoot straight when you have the advantage of being able to sit down? They should be allowed to participate in the regular Olympics, if only as moving targets, like those bears or ducks you used to see going backwards and forwards at fairground shooting galleries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They should be allowed to participate in the regular Olympics, if only as moving targets, like those bears or ducks you used to see going backwards and forwards at fairground shooting galleries. And instead of medals the winners could get a massive teddy bear or a minion or some shit worth about 25p. (Less probably) and have to carry it around the village for a couple of weeks like the fucking morons they are. Unlucky if you’ve got no arms, you can have fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I get that wheelchair basketball athletes can't really compete on equal terms with the able bodied, but what's with those archery cunts? Surely it's easier to shoot straight when you have the advantage of being able to sit down? They should be allowed to participate in the regular Olympics, if only as moving targets, like those bears or ducks you used to see going backwards and forwards at fairground shooting galleries. 'Runaway Slave Shootin' Gallery' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 11 hours ago, King Billy said: And instead of medals the winners could get a massive teddy bear or a minion or some shit worth about 25p. (Less probably) and have to carry it around the village for a couple of weeks like the fucking morons they are. Unlucky if you’ve got no arms, you can have fuck all. Like those twats who win a cuddly toy but can't put the miserable brat of a kid in the buggy because a 3ft high Peppa pig is in it. * *I have actually been that twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 25/08/2021 at 22:26, Cuntybaws said: I get that wheelchair basketball athletes can't really compete on equal terms with the able bodied, but what's with those archery cunts? Surely it's easier to shoot straight when you have the advantage of being able to sit down? They should be allowed to participate in the regular Olympics, if only as moving targets, like those bears or ducks you used to see going backwards and forwards at fairground shooting galleries. wise words CB. I reckon the fuckers could also wheel themselves along the bottom of the swimming pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 And why aren't the wheelchair bound allowed to compete in the velodrome in some sort of hybrid Rollerball / Ben Hur / destruction derby event. I'd probably watch that, especially if the flids could customise their rides like they do in Robot Wars. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And why aren't the wheelchair bound allowed to compete in the velodrome in some sort of hybrid Rollerball / Ben Hur / destruction derby event. I'd probably watch that, especially if the flids could customise their rides like they do in Robot Wars. The rules surrounding eligibility for this shit seem a bit open to interpretation. The running events for example appear to include individuals who have a physical impairment and are allowed to utilise a mechanical device to overcome it. Well, my physical impairment is that I'm shit at running, and the mechanical device I choose to help me overcome it, is a Suzuki Hayabusa. Is that ok with the other flids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, ratcum said: wise words CB. I reckon the fuckers could also wheel themselves along the bottom of the swimming pool That'll be why they use those fancy carbon fibre chairs. It's not to save weight, it's to stop the cunts going rusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, ratcum said: wise words CB. I reckon the fuckers could also wheel themselves along the bottom of the swimming pool They could use extended snorkels with a numbered flag on the end of it to determine the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 25/08/2021 at 22:48, King Billy said: And instead of medals the winners could get a massive teddy bear or a minion or some shit worth about 25p. (Less probably) and have to carry it around the village for a couple of weeks like the fucking morons they are. Unlucky if you’ve got no arms, you can have fuck all. How do they award medals to mongoloids when they haven't got necks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Wheelchair pole-vaulting to look forward to tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: How do they award medals to mongoloids when they haven't got necks? Do they have gymnastics for cerebral palsy sufferers? I mean the beam's gonna be interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Why isn't there a 100m hopping race, or one-legged triple jump with a hop, hop and hop. Forget the artifical aids, not even wheelchairs, just let them compete with what they've got. The whole thing is a two week fucking freak show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 25/08/2021 at 22:11, ratcum said: the system for categorising the participants' spaziness is fucking bizzare. One double amputee who failed to get into the swimming team, hacked both his arms off to enter the 'samovar' class. Samovar? Isn't that a Russian tea pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 What gets me is that it's just the same sports but with amputees and belmers doing them. They could at least come up with new and interesting shit to make them do. I propose a 100m walk for the ones with Parkinsons. Start the rattlers off with a breadboard in their hands, put a load of marbles on them, and see how many they've still got on there at the finish line. I'd fucking watch that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, nocti said: What gets me is that it's just the same sports but with amputees and belmers doing them. They could at least come up with new and interesting shit to make them do. I propose a 100m walk for the ones with Parkinsons. Start the rattlers off with a breadboard in their hands, put a load of marbles on them, and see how many they've still got on there at the finish line. I'd fucking watch that. Swimming for non swimmers- “we’ll back later as they drag out the bodies” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, nocti said: What gets me is that it's just the same sports but with amputees and belmers doing them. They could at least come up with new and interesting shit to make them do. I propose a 100m walk for the ones with Parkinsons. Start the rattlers off with a breadboard in their hands, put a load of marbles on them, and see how many they've still got on there at the finish line. I'd fucking watch that. We could enter Pen into the Men's 200m freestyle swimming if we remove her arms and legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: We could enter Pen into the Men's 200m freestyle swimming if we remove her arms and legs. Are you proposing she uses her brute cock as a snorkel or perhaps the way an otter used it’s tail? Either way, she’ll require a full body shave before she gets anywhere near the water as I can’t see the other lads sharing the pool with a hulking half silverback 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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