Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: I was asking for advice on how I should kit myself out for golf. I'm invited to Wentworth and don't want to come across like like some sort of cunt. Probably best you don’t go then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Probably best you don’t go then. If you won a huge amount on the lottery you might get into Wentworth with all the new money twats who can’t get in anywhere else... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you won a huge amount on the lottery you might get into Wentworth with all the new money twats who can’t get in anywhere else... lol. Did you buy your own furniture, Punko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Dress as if you were visiting a country house but with flies undone. It’s a fly, Punkers. You have been on a porn bender again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You’re the least of my worries frank; your pathetic maggot would disappear in my 2 week stubble and probably get ripped clean off if I farted. I’m far more concerned that pen might rock up to see me one day and threaten me with her concrete smashing middle leg-it’s fucking massive. Pull your fucking finger out @Stubby Pecker If it's the middle finger, it probably still smells like rotting prawns. Ming has been gone for 3 years, but the perverted cunt is still having a go at her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, Decimus said: You're a total fucking bore and a cunt hair away from spending your time swapping sexual innuendos with Gyppo into the small hours of the morning. Pathetic attempts to increase the site post count aside, have this, you redundant, no trick pony cunt. Certain posts seem to be disappearing quicker than South Korean film producers lately. Upon hearing the news that Phil the Greek had popped his clogs, I merely mentioned that he was skint before wooing Liz, and was a friend of Sir James of Savile, and that he's quite possibly a shape shifting reptilian in disguise. Although I'll admit the initial wording was a little harsher... Edited April 14, 2021 by Major Cunt You also missed Frank getting royally fucked, again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Certain posts seem to be disappearing quicker than South Korean film producers lately. Upon hearing the news that Phil the Greek had popped his clogs, I merely mentioned that he was skint before wooing Liz, and was a friend of Sir James of Savile, and that he's quite possibly a shape shifting reptilian in disguise. Although I'll admit the initial wording was a little harsher... Strange times on the Corner, Major? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Strange times on the Corner, Major? We've been through periods like this before, DC. It's normally when the n**** word gets chucked around too often, along with anti jew material ect. I think there's a fear of being shut down or sued by the woke brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 27 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Certain posts seem to be disappearing quicker than South Korean film producers lately. Upon hearing the news that Phil the Greek had popped his clogs, I merely mentioned that he was skint before wooing Liz, and was a friend of Sir James of Savile, and that he's quite possibly a shape shifting reptilian in disguise. Although I'll admit the initial wording was a little harsher... It seems that to be eligible for deletion, a post does not need to contravene any rules, or be likely to attract unwanted attention. Personally I think that someone's throwing their weight around to show us who's boss after they've come under a bit of fire recently. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: We've been through periods like this before, DC. It's normally when the n**** word gets chucked around too often, along with anti jew material ect. I think there's a fear of being shut down or sued by the woke brigade. Well admin are not that scared. There has been 'niggers' up for 8 hours. O.k, it's the lyrics of a Dead Kennedys number. Edited April 14, 2021 by Mrs Roops 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well admin are not that scared. There has been 'niggers' up for 8 hours. O.k, it's the lyrics of a Dead Kennedys number. Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death- thats probably what your geese hiss as you come lurching out of your gite, cock in hand lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Am I allowed to say 'fitbin'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: We've been through periods like this before, DC. It's normally when the n**** word gets chucked around too often, along with anti jew material ect. I think there's a fear of being shut down or sued by the woke brigade. Yes. I got bollocked for a ‘spook’ thread in September but that merely had it sent to the open corner away from prying eyes. This seems more touchy to me. Spotto seems to have been guzzling the testosterone pills stolen from Pen’s bathroom cabinet lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 56 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well admin are not that scared. There has been 'niggers' up for 8 hours. O.k, it's the lyrics of a Dead Kennedys number, but a nigger is a nigger. I genuinely meant to asterisk that out before posting. Oh well, too late now. I blame my favourite football site, which automatically swaps, for example, fuck with f**k and cunt with c**t. Luckily, you can still type "fucker" and "cunto" with impunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I genuinely meant to asterisk that out before posting. Oh well, too late now. I blame my favourite football site, which automatically swaps, for example, fuck with f**k and cunt with c**t. Luckily, you can still type "fucker" and "cunto" with impunity. Oh yeh, good luck with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Am I allowed to say 'fitbin'? Only if you're Sweary Mary. That word is so rude that its meaning has been encased in concrete and dumped in the Irish Sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Yes. I got bollocked for a ‘spook’ thread in September but that merely had it sent to the open corner away from prying eyes. This seems more touchy to me. Spotto seems to have been guzzling the testosterone pills stolen from Pen’s bathroom cabinet lately? Spots angry session t’uther night both freaked me out and gave me the ‘orn at the same time. The silly old cunt probably wolfed down too many wethers originals and got a massive sugar rush combined with the knock off vodka he was on. And pen needing testosterone pills, you soppy cunt. She’s got a pair of balls like two coconuts glued together and a dangling cock that could smash floor tiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spots angry session t’uther night both freaked me out and gave me the ‘orn at the same time. The silly old cunt probably wolfed down too many wethers originals and got a massive sugar rush combined with the knock off vodka he was on. And pen needing testosterone pills, you soppy cunt. She’s got a pair of balls like two coconuts glued together and a dangling cock that could smash floor tiles Sweet dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 13:30, Dyslexic cnut said: Pen will need a knock-out to get a draw if Admin are scoring the cards. I think you've mispelled, DC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you won a huge amount on the lottery you might get into Wentworth with all the new money twats who can’t get in anywhere else... lol. If I ever win a huge sum of money I’ll see to it that you never post on here again. Edited April 14, 2021 by Ape™️ Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It seems that to be eligible for deletion, a post does not need to contravene any rules, or be likely to attract unwanted attention. Personally I think that someone's throwing their weight around to show us who's boss after they've come under a bit of fire recently. You rang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: You rang? You'd fucking know about it if I had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You'd fucking know about it if I had. Ah... I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Ah... I see. Spotto; are you off the angry pills yet? I’d go easy on the steroid cream as well or you’ll end up growing a third bollock and banning all the funny lads 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Ah... I see. Look, you're a big man but you're in bad shape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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