camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 9 hours ago, Goober said: You've got a nice kitchen there, Bill. You can microwave your ginster's pasty while having a shit. Saves time. What's not to like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Elton John? He said "which is a bummer" not "who is bummer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can microwave your ginster's pasty while having a shit. Saves time. What's not to like. At least in Old Edna Foden's house in Sandbach the throne was in the corner of the kitchen and you could pull a curtain across it whilst you were heaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 17 hours ago, Goober said: I've nothing to prove. Your inadequate understanding of the English language is very obvious. It was not so much a prognosis as an offer. If you think you can win a battle of words with me you are deluding your malfunctioning solitary brain cell. I'm far, far smarter than you. That's not even a debate since I can say without any risk of contradiction, despite there being some seriously smart people here, that no one on this site has a higher level of qualification than I do. Regardless, there are no winners in war. You can keep going and I'll keep kicking you in the balls, but you either enjoy it or seem to have have a strange perspective about the site's purpose and your value. Again, I don't, and have never, picked fights with anyone here. I leave that to your ilk. So who's angry? You can't win and since I'm a reasonable person, realistically, neither can I. Keep going though Fifi, my nearest and dearest are at zero risk of ending up in A&E. When did you become a director of a cunting business? Are you registered at Companies House? Another double possessive underlined; what a delicious irony given your English criticism at the start of your comment. Nonsensical idiot. Re: in bold, prove it by PMing me your CV; it's the better of two options. The other is to post a brief outline of your qualifications to the Corner in your reply, as I'm sure everyone is waiting with baited breath. You have my word I will not disclose your details to the board if you take the sensible route and PM me. Perhaps @Dyslexic cnut can offer some expertise on this particular subject. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Another double possessive underlined; what a delicious irony given your English criticism at the start of your comment). Nonsensical idiot. Re: in bold, prove it by PMing me your CV; it's the better of two options. The other is to post a brief outline of your qualifications to the Corner in your reply, as I'm sure everyone is waiting with baited breath. You have my word I will not disclose your details to the board if you take the sensible route and PM me. Perhaps @Dyslexic cnut can offer some expertise on this particular subject. This is a lot of huffing and puffing, Big Bad Woofles, but the only thing you've been blowing with any success lately is Dyslexic's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can microwave your ginster's pasty while having a shit. Saves time. What's not to like. I would use the time spent having a shit to peel potatoes and shell the peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Hamilton? Jesus fucking christ almighty. He looks like some pimp cunt from Taxi Driver. What a weapons grade wanker he really is. Oh there's much, much more. Here he is sporting WW1 era naval camouflage complete with high heels to boost him up to an imposing 5'4: I honestly think he took the Zoolander film completely seriously. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 44 minutes ago, Goober said: This is a lot of huffing and puffing, Big Bad Woofles, but the only thing you've been blowing with any success lately is Dyslexic's cock. Is this the sharp side of your knife then? For clarity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 18 hours ago, Goober said: no one on this site has a higher level of qualification than I do. Better not get into a pissing contest about doctorates and professorships on here. There's bound to be some cunt who has a Nobel prize. Or even better yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Better not get into a pissing contest about doctorates and professorships on here. There's bound to be some cunt who has a Nobel prize. Or even better yet... They sold this to us at sixth form college as being an absolutely "essential" qualification for the digital age, in fact, I think it was mandatory. I've never seen a job application at work that has had it included, but if I did it would go straight in the fucking bin alongside all the disabled and ethnic forms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: They sold this to us at sixth form college as being an absolutely "essential" qualification for the digital age, in fact, I think it was mandatory. I've never seen a job application at work that has had it included, but if I did it would go straight in the fucking bin alongside all the disabled and ethnic forms. You've a better chance of landing a job if you send in a picture of a house made from macaroni, glue and glitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You've a better chance of landing a job if you send in a picture of a house made from macaroni, glue and glitter. In that case, my certificates for sandcastle building and leaf rubbing might come in handy after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: This is a lot of huffing and puffing, Big Bad Woofles, but the only thing you've been blowing with any success lately is Dyslexic's cock. You're terrifying Goober, especially when angry. Which of course is most of the time. Let's remind ourselves of some more razor-sharp cuts in the past few days: 'You really do have an severely over-inflated opinion of yourself' 'no one on this site has a higher level of qualification than I do' 'We can go round and round and round but you'll not land a single blow' 'I can assure you I'm just as durable as you if I choose to be' 'you keep poking and I'll keep kicking' 'Every prod can be responded to with a kick, but do you really want to go down that road?' And, last but by no means least, a personal favourite: 'I gave you an out, I suggest you take it.' I'll be amazed if I'm still here at the end of the month at this rate, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Better not get into a pissing contest about doctorates and professorships on here. There's bound to be some cunt who has a Nobel prize. Or even better yet... In my two years on the council they sent us all on this course (2005). An old biddy was running the course and she was fixated with us all doing paste and copy and fonts via key strokes rather than by using the mouse. Every cunt I saw who had passed this course seemed to have a struggle to do even the most basic tasks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Better not get into a pissing contest about doctorates and professorships on here. There's bound to be some cunt who has a Nobel prize. Or even better yet... Cuntwad and her amazing ability to answer all the questions on University Challenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're terrifying Goober, especially when angry. Which of course is most of the time. Let's remind ourselves of some more razor-sharp cuts in the past few days: 'You really do have an severely over-inflated opinion of yourself' 'no one on this site has a higher level of qualification than I do' 'We can go round and round and round but you'll not land a single blow' 'I can assure you I'm just as durable as you if I choose to be' 'you keep poking and I'll keep kicking' 'Every prod can be responded to with a kick, but do you really want to go down that road?' And, last but by no means least, a personal favourite: 'I gave you an out, I suggest you take it.' I'll be amazed if I'm still here at the end of the month at this rate, lol. Bloody hell, Woofter. Watch that blood pressure, no one here wants you to have a heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, Goober said: Cuntwad and her amazing ability to answer all the questions on University Challenge! I knew you'd get the reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 16 minutes ago, Goober said: Bloody hell, Woofter. Watch that blood pressure, no one here wants you to have a heart attack. Are you sure of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 29 minutes ago, Goober said: Bloody hell, Woofter. Watch that blood pressure, no one here wants you to have a heart attack. You've certainly calmed the fuck down from your 1,000-word midnight hissy fits earlier this week. If I may, I'll take just a fraction of credit. Seriously, you might have all of the qualifications in the world coming out of your gaunt little academic arse, but the most relevant missing would be 'cunting'. Joe Average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would use the time spent having a shit to peel potatoes and shell the peas. I've now got an image of that. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 20 hours ago, Roadkill said: I got a fully functional Dyson Sphere, I could have progressed technology by thousands of years overnight, but I traded it for Pokemon cards. Fuck me killa, after decs banging on about aliens the other night I did some reading about drake equations and Dyson spheres- have you been doxing me? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I knew you'd get the reference. I remember that...oh dear.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: At least in Old Edna Foden's house in Sandbach the throne was in the corner of the kitchen and you could pull a curtain across it whilst you were heaving. And still be able to stir the pot of stew simmering away on the hob with your unbelievably long appendage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me killa, after decs banging on about aliens the other night I did some reading about drake equations and Dyson spheres- have you been doxing me? Don't be ridiculous. I've been reading your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He said "which is a bummer" not "who is bummer". I’m sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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