Decimus Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Goober said: Loddon? Worse. Upton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Major Cunt said: I'm enjoying watching you make a right cunt of yourself, again. Look "Major", don't get crabby with me because you're on a no-parole life sentence on the nonce wing at HMP Frankland. You'd better behave or I'll call the governor and you'll have your shit stained burner iPhone you've been posting with confiscated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Naturally. But I'm not currently engaged in battle with the old poof - not yet. It's a mere game of chess, cigars and brandy etc., that's all. I'm more interested to see what fresher Paulie is going to reveal. Probably his 'Superted' y-fronts, but that's academic. I've certainly stirred something within him. I reckon I've scalped him previously. Let's see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Paulie said: Look "Major", don't get crabby with me because you're on a no-parole life sentence on the nonce wing at HMP Frankland. You'd better behave or I'll call the governor and you'll have your shit stained burner iPhone you've been posting with confiscated. Yawn. You've fucked yourself here, son, but call the old bill if you like. I'm waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Worse. Upton. Look on the bright side. The women are so inbred there they all have three tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll be in The White Horse by nine, wash your cock in the sink before hand. Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan in 'The Business'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't cum. I arrive. I hope your bingo wings keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Yawn. You've fucked yourself here, son, but call the old bill if you like. I'm waiting. Punkers needs someone to soap him down in the CC detention wing showers. I don't think he'll be waiting long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 You have to love @Paulie he reminds me of…erm, me…before my cunt got kicked clean off. Wonderful entertainment here at long last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Paulie said: Look "Major", don't get crabby with me because you're on a no-parole life sentence on the nonce wing at HMP Frankland. You'd better behave or I'll call the governor and you'll have your shit stained burner iPhone you've been posting with confiscated. One can only assume that all the admin wallahs have died? When the humourless cunts rise from the grave you’ll be dragged off to you own “wing” of the CC cooler by by your bollocks, that I can guarantee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One can only assume that all the admin wallahs have died? When the humourless cunts rise from the grave you’ll be dragged off to you own “wing” of the CC cooler by by your bollocks, that I can guarantee True Stubbs…but sad nonetheless. I’ve enjoyed the squabble and it should be treated as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: True Stubbs…but sad nonetheless. I’ve enjoyed the squabble and it should be treated as such. Yes, very good fun and all that. However, I once fermented a year long vendetta against decs, bill thickers and bubba and none of overstepped the line in terms of calling each other child molesters. Also in all my years of verbally abusing frank, pen, Harold The Stupid and many other useless cunts here I’ve not suggested they’re nonces. When roops reads this she’ll hit the fucking roof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One can only assume that all the admin wallahs have died? When the humourless cunts rise from the grave you’ll be dragged off to you own “wing” of the CC cooler by by your bollocks, that I can guarantee I'll just go on a dirty protest. Or maybe go full Bobby Sands...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Paulie said: I'll just go on a dirty protest. Or maybe go full Bobby Sands...... Punkape will ensure we get plenty of protein… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Punkape will ensure we get plenty of protein… Are you coming along as well then? Great, we can buddy up on hunger strike. C'mon sing along with me: 🎵Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper, you dirty fenian fucker? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Would you like a can of coke to wash it down? Would you like a can of coke to wash it down? Would you like a can of coke...like a can of coke...like a can of coke to wash it down?🎵 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, very good fun and all that. However, I once fermented a year long vendetta against decs, bill thickers and bubba and none of overstepped the line in terms of calling each other child molesters. Also in all my years of verbally abusing frank, pen, Harold The Stupid and many other useless cunts here I’ve not suggested they’re nonces. When roops reads this she’ll hit the fucking roof She'll be elated, Stubbs. I imagine the cooler has become a very boring place of late with only Punkers in there. She might even free Judge of the ball gag and bollock zapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One can only assume that all the admin wallahs have died? When the humourless cunts rise from the grave you’ll be dragged off to you own “wing” of the CC cooler by by your bollocks, that I can guarantee I've screen-shot all of it for posterity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Arnold said: I've screen-shot all of it for posterity. Out of likes Arnold. Baws does the same, only with his brain. Jimmy Mnemonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 39 minutes ago, Paulie said: Are you coming along as well then? Great, we can buddy up on hunger strike. C'mon sing along with me: 🎵Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper, you dirty fenian fucker? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Would you like a can of coke to wash it down? Would you like a can of coke to wash it down? Would you like a can of coke...like a can of coke...like a can of coke to wash it down?🎵 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, very good fun and all that. However, I once fermented a year long vendetta against decs, bill thickers and bubba and none of overstepped the line in terms of calling each other child molesters. Also in all my years of verbally abusing frank, pen, Harold The Stupid and many other useless cunts here I’ve not suggested they’re nonces. When roops reads this she’ll hit the fucking roof True. I’ve never done the nonce thing but the bitch has coolered me many times. I have a niggling feeling that @Paulie knows what he’s up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 😂 I knew you’d fuckin rock up when he posted that…I see a long and vicious bromance now you pair of cunts. Wait until PanzerSpudcoon wakes up tomorrow at 2pm after sleeping off his poitcheen hangover… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Bally baby..was playin in yer neck of the woods tonight..a birthday partay outside craigavon..Indian guy throwin it for his Irish wife..durin the interlude he comes over to me for a chat n he sez..20 years ago you probably wouldn't have been welcome here...well sez i 30 years ago youd have been even less welcome..how we laffed..fine big house tho ..say that for him PANZERMURPHYBABY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 9 hours ago, Paulie said: Look "Major", don't get crabby with me because you're on a no-parole life sentence on the nonce wing at HMP Frankland. You'd better behave or I'll call the governor and you'll have your shit stained burner iPhone you've been posting with confiscated. Paulie, that avatar, could it be...no surely not... GURT?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Paulie, that avatar, could it be...no surely not... GURT?! I came here to say this. Gurt the rodent, has returned after seeing off quincy in a ‘freak’ tie-strangulation accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Paulie, that avatar, could it be...no surely not... GURT?! Spray tan the cunt and have it golden showering another one and it’s gurt to a tee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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