Guest Fatty Junior Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 5 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Some people work hard, buy a house, pay a mortgage using money they’ve already paid tax on, buy shares and accrue savings, again using money they’ve already paid tax on. They buy cars, jewellery and other possessions using money they’ve paid tax on. They’re self-sufficient throughout their lives, and have never been a burden to the state. And at the end, all this wealth isn’t theirs to do with as they wish, as the HMRC cunts want another chunk. It’s a fucking joke. Fuck me, you are one boring Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fatty Junior said: Fuck me, you are one boring Cunt Fats, if you're in the mood for throwing around a few unsubstantiated accusations of noncery, I suggest you pop to the thread next door, they're flying around like fucking bullets. Summon Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Concurred. You've boasted on so many occasions that you're here to entertain, @Frank, so what's holding you back? You'll agree calling you 'boring' has become perfectly justified - so do something about it. Alright.. fair enough. I've got this guitar-based nom in mind which is loosely based on the Ape, the recent loss of his poor old mum, and his ignorance over very simple inheritance tax regs. It's in the theme of 'nobody knows you when you're down and out' and if admin gives me the nod, I guarantee to get it up by Sunday lunchtime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: I guarantee to get it up by Sunday lunchtime. How many times has Ming heard that whilst you desperately tried to thumb your maggot inside her with tears in your eyes? Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: How many times has Ming heard that whilst you desperately try to thumb your maggot inside her with tears in your eyes? Lol. Via Eddie, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Alright.. fair enough. I've got this guitar-based nom in mind which is loosely based on the Ape, the recent loss of his poor old mum, and his ignorance over very simple inheritance tax regs. It's in the theme of 'nobody knows you when you're down and out' and if admin gives me the nod, I guarantee to get it up by Sunday lunchtime. My mum is alive and well, troll. However, I’m sure If she had a son like you it would be a different story. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Ape™️ said: My mum is alive and well, troll. However, I’m sure If she had a son like you it would be a different story. She's dead and fucking buried in these lyrics I've just penned Ape. This is on par with 'all that jazz'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: This is a real eye opener, Ape. IHT... who knew! Is it your mum? Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Frank said: She's dead and fucking buried in these lyrics I've just penned Ape. This is on par with 'all that jazz'. "You fucked up the business, your life and the kids.. a-wheelchair-bound fuckwit with a brain like a sieve" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: "You fucked up the business, your life and the kids.. a-wheelchair-bound fuckwit with a brain like a sieve" I don't know what's going on in my tiny mind, baws, but Ape's idiotic IHT nom has sparked something that could be magical. Just waiting for the green light from Spotter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 30 minutes ago, Frank said: I don't know what's going on in my tiny mind, baws, but Ape's idiotic IHT nom has sparked something that could be magical. Just waiting for the green light from Spotter. I think it's such a mind numbingly boring subject to nominate, although totally expected from such a tedious fuckwit like him, that any shit musical vid would brighten it up. Go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think it's such a mind numbingly boring subject to nominate, although totally expected from such a tedious fuckwit like him, that any shit musical vid would brighten it up. Go for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: I've got this guitar-based nom in mind A bender with a Fender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think it's such a mind numbingly boring subject to nominate, although totally expected from such a tedious fuckwit like him, that any shit musical vid would brighten it up. Go for it. Sorry, Drew, but I think you're losing this one. Siding with Lumbricus francois doesn't help either. Tax of any kind is enough to boil one's piss, particularly inheritance tax, and is very worthy of nomination. One might assume that inheritance tax is a tax of the rich. It's not. The rich, with exceptions for those that have not planned ahead, dodge it via the many loopholes available, the poor are exempt, which leaves the middle classes to get clobbered. Are you in favour of paying tax upon tax upon tax to support lazy, incontinent, piss soaked, invalids to live independent lives when their value to society is only to make us feel better about ourselves because of our benevolence? Do you enjoy paying for their mobility scooters, their 6 litres of strong cider a day and their tena pads, when the average, productive contributor to society can't get an appointment to see a NHS doctor even though their grossly enlarged, potentially cancerous, prostate means it takes them an hour to take a piss in the morning before they start their commute? Oh, wait... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 It’s known, I hate @Ape™️ and he hates me…it’s a decent nom… maybe some mouthy others should make the effort…move on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: How many times has Ming heard that whilst you desperately tried to thumb your maggot inside her with tears in your eyes? Lol. Not for a couple of years I’d wager… Those salty tears do help with the defrosting process mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I should, basically, give half to them. How I kept my hands off the cunt is a credit to me. Strangling a charity worker is usually frowned upon by the authorities Gypps, no matter how much you disagree with their fundraising methods. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Frank said: I don't know what's going on in my tiny mind, baws, but Ape's idiotic IHT nom has sparked something that could be magical. Just waiting for the green light from Spotter. I wish we weren’t friends now Frank, because I’d definitely tell you to ‘fuck right off you toupee topped cunt’, but I would never talk to a mate like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wish we weren’t friends now Frank, because I’d definitely tell you to ‘fuck right off you toupee topped cunt’, but I would never talk to a mate like that. This is beautiful. Shall I remove myself now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This is beautiful. Shall I remove myself now? Don't feel bad. It's not your fault, Frank's a slut. Be strong babes. 🌈🦄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Goober said: Sorry, Drew, but I think you're losing this one. Siding with Lumbricus francois doesn't help either. Tax of any kind is enough to boil one's piss, particularly inheritance tax, and is very worthy of nomination. One might assume that inheritance tax is a tax of the rich. It's not. The rich, with exceptions for those that have not planned ahead, dodge it via the many loopholes available, the poor are exempt, which leaves the middle classes to get clobbered. Are you in favour of paying tax upon tax upon tax to support lazy, incontinent, piss soaked, invalids to live independent lives when their value to society is only to make us feel better about ourselves because of our benevolence? Do you enjoy paying for their mobility scooters, their 6 litres of strong cider a day and their tena pads, when the average, productive contributor to society can't get an appointment to see a NHS doctor even though their grossly enlarged, potentially cancerous, prostate means it takes them an hour to take a piss in the morning before they start their commute? Oh, wait... I entirely agree with everything you say Goobs, it seems to be my unexplainable hatred of model helicopter pilots that causes me to criticise a worthy nom in such a way. Please forgive a fellow bog dweller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Goober said: Sorry, Drew, but I think you're losing this one. Siding with Lumbricus francois doesn't help either. Tax of any kind is enough to boil one's piss, particularly inheritance tax, and is very worthy of nomination. One might assume that inheritance tax is a tax of the rich. It's not. The rich, with exceptions for those that have not planned ahead, dodge it via the many loopholes available, the poor are exempt, which leaves the middle classes to get clobbered. Are you in favour of paying tax upon tax upon tax to support lazy, incontinent, piss soaked, invalids to live independent lives when their value to society is only to make us feel better about ourselves because of our benevolence? Do you enjoy paying for their mobility scooters, their 6 litres of strong cider a day and their tena pads, when the average, productive contributor to society can't get an appointment to see a NHS doctor even though their grossly enlarged, potentially cancerous, prostate means it takes them an hour to take a piss in the morning before they start their commute? Oh, wait... Also cull insulin dependent diabetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 18 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Even more sinister was the bombardment from multiple cancer charities he had to put up with the day after the old dear passed away…I wonder who flogged them that information? Wills that have been granted probate are a public record accessible to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Wills that have been granted probate are a public record accessible to anyone. She’d been dead a day, and left no will though. Only the NHS (GP/Hospital/Hospice/Macmillan) held information of her condition. This was 20 years ago last week btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 49 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I entirely agree with everything you say Goobs, it seems to be my unexplainable hatred of model helicopter pilots that causes me to criticise a worthy nom in such a way. Please forgive a fellow bog dweller. Did you mean pillocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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