Cillian Murphy Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Who charge £145.00 + VAT...per hour plus parts. to fix a tiny problem on a gas boiler for a 81 year old lady. The old dear over the road couldnt get her pilot light to work after the wind blew it out. I had a look and I couldnt get it to light. She phoned xxxxxxx company and the above prices are what they quoted. THIEVING CUNTS. So, I phoned a friend (GasSafe and all that malarchy) He changed a thermo coupler/nozzle or some gas boiler shit, flushed her rads through and fucked off before she could pay him. So, I nominate all Heating Engineers...I could nominate the name of the company, but there are legal implifcations (sp) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 I`ll give it 3 replies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: I`ll give it 3 replies I'll give it a miss. Dullard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 46 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Who charge £145.00 + VAT...per hour plus parts. to fix a tiny problem on a gas boiler for a 81 year old lady. The old dear over the road couldnt get her pilot light to work after the wind blew it out. I had a look and I couldnt get it to light. She phoned xxxxxxx company and the above prices are what they quoted. THIEVING CUNTS. So, I phoned a friend (GasSafe and all that malarchy) He changed a thermo coupler/nozzle or some gas boiler shit, flushed her rads through and fucked off before she could pay him. So, I nominate all Heating Engineers...I could nominate the name of the company, but there are legal implifcations (sp) You're absolutely spot on, CM. What sort of tradesman goes through years of training, invests in a business with his own time and money, and then has the fucking audacity to expect to be paid for doing a job? You thick, commie cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 21 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said: Who charge £145.00 + VAT...per hour plus parts. to fix a tiny problem on a gas boiler for a 81 year old lady. The old dear over the road couldnt get her pilot light to work after the wind blew it out. I had a look and I couldnt get it to light. She phoned xxxxxxx company and the above prices are what they quoted. THIEVING CUNTS. So, I phoned a friend (GasSafe and all that malarchy) He changed a thermo coupler/nozzle or some gas boiler shit, flushed her rads through and fucked off before she could pay him. So, I nominate all Heating Engineers...I could nominate the name of the company, but there are legal implifcations (sp) Great nom, but I’ll help you out for free, cillian. Next time, pop over, make sure the gas is turned up full on the boiler and hobs (this will clear the pipes). Then, after a couple of hours, try to light it with a naked flame. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 That prick that runs Pimlico and thinks he's Rod Stewart, now there's a cunt. If you think hiring a good tradesman is expensive try hiring a shit one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're absolutely spot on, CM. What sort of tradesman goes through years of training, invests in a business with his own time and money, and then has the fucking audacity to expect to be paid for doing a job? You thick, commie cunt. "Years of training" or do you mean the 6 week course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: "Years of training" or do you mean the 6 week course 3 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: "Years of training" or do you mean the 6 week course "Invest in a business, own time and money"? Just listen to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 29 minutes ago, Neil said: That prick that runs Pimlico and thinks he's Rod Stewart, now there's a cunt. If you think hiring a good tradesman is expensive try hiring a shit one. Been cunted before and I agree, though Decimus might want to change your thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 In my old house I had one of the infamous Potterton Suprima 50SP that had the PCB with the dry solder joints which resulted in undiagnosable problems. Potterton sent me a replacement PCB but the cunts said I would have to arrange fitting myself. Fuck that, so one Saturday morning armed with a screwdriver and a mobile phone to take pictures of where all the wires and tubes go, I set to work. A couple of hours later it was working again and carried on working for the next 7 years. I'm either fucking brilliant or these heating engineers are taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In my old house I had one of the infamous Potterton Suprima 50SP that had the PCB with the dry solder joints which resulted in undiagnosable problems. Potterton sent me a replacement PCB but the cunts said I would have to arrange fitting myself. Fuck that, so one Saturday morning armed with a screwdriver and a mobile phone to take pictures of where all the wires and tubes go, I set to work. A couple of hours later it was working again and carried on working for the next 7 years. I'm either fucking brilliant or these heating engineers are taking the piss. There I was, thinking the evening was a bit dull. Thanks for this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said: Who charge £145.00 + VAT...per hour plus parts. to fix a tiny problem on a gas boiler for a 81 year old lady. The old dear over the road couldnt get her pilot light to work after the wind blew it out. I had a look and I couldnt get it to light. She phoned xxxxxxx company and the above prices are what they quoted. THIEVING CUNTS. So, I phoned a friend (GasSafe and all that malarchy) He changed a thermo coupler/nozzle or some gas boiler shit, flushed her rads through and fucked off before she could pay him. So, I nominate all Heating Engineers...I could nominate the name of the company, but there are legal implifcations (sp) Use of the word 'malarchy' makes you 100% more of a cunt than any engineer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said: Who charge £145.00 + VAT...per hour plus parts. to fix a tiny problem on a gas boiler for a 81 year old lady. The old dear over the road couldnt get her pilot light to work after the wind blew it out. I had a look and I couldnt get it to light. She phoned xxxxxxx company and the above prices are what they quoted. THIEVING CUNTS. So, I phoned a friend (GasSafe and all that malarchy) He changed a thermo coupler/nozzle or some gas boiler shit, flushed her rads through and fucked off before she could pay him. So, I nominate all Heating Engineers...I could nominate the name of the company, but there are legal implifcations (sp) Heating engineers/plumbers and electricians are in it for three things; ripping off crumblies who have thousands hidden in biscuit tins under the floorboards, fiddling their tax returns and shagging bored housewives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Heating engineers/plumbers and electricians are in it for three things; ripping off crumblies who have thousands hidden in biscuit tins under the floorboards, fiddling their tax returns and shagging bored housewives. Some of them have nobler intentions, Gypps. https://nypost.com/2017/10/12/plumber-arrested-for-killing-3-in-string-of-attacks/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Heating engineers/plumbers and electricians are in it for three things; ripping off crumblies who have thousands hidden in biscuit tins under the floorboards, fiddling their tax returns and shagging bored housewives. I've had a plumber rock up to my house in a nearly new Porsche to prepare an estimate. Needless to say, his estimate went in the bin unread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, Goober said: I've had a plumber rock up to my house in a nearly new Porsche to prepare an estimate. Needless to say, his estimate went in the bin unread. If you had already formed an opinion of him when he rocked up, why bother let him prepare an estimate at the expense of his time and yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In my old house I had one of the infamous Potterton Suprima 50SP that had the PCB with the dry solder joints which resulted in undiagnosable problems. Potterton sent me a replacement PCB but the cunts said I would have to arrange fitting myself. Fuck that, so one Saturday morning armed with a screwdriver and a mobile phone to take pictures of where all the wires and tubes go, I set to work. A couple of hours later it was working again and carried on working for the next 7 years. I'm either fucking brilliant or these heating engineers are taking the piss. That wasn't a real one, you know those brightly coloured plastic steering wheels they let kids play with in cars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 58 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Use of the word 'malarchy' makes you 100% more of a cunt than any engineer. I think his DNA already had that covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: If you had already formed an opinion of him when he rocked up, why bother let him prepare an estimate at the expense of his time and yours? I doubt a wasted half hour spent cooking up improbably large numbers made him destitute, particularly when he probably just added it in some other sap's bill. Fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In my old house I had one of the infamous Potterton Suprima 50SP that had the PCB with the dry solder joints which resulted in undiagnosable problems. Potterton sent me a replacement PCB but the cunts said I would have to arrange fitting myself. Fuck that, so one Saturday morning armed with a screwdriver and a mobile phone to take pictures of where all the wires and tubes go, I set to work. A couple of hours later it was working again and carried on working for the next 7 years. I'm either fucking brilliant or these heating engineers are taking the piss. Drew, I can picture you now. Drunkenly waving your Fisher Price screwdriver around and screaming at the missus that you don't need to be on the GSR in order to tinker with your "Infamous Potterton." Such blatant and pissed up disregard usually ends with a case of fatal carbon monoxide poisoning, but you've eaten the contents of that many pub ashtrays during your lifetime of booze benders that you're no doubt immune to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: one Saturday morning armed with a screwdriver and a mobile phone to take pictures of where all the wires and tubes go, I set to work. Excellent thinking CBB. Allowing yourself a couple of hours of a slim chance of not lighting yourself up like the Blackpool illuminations at best, or blowing up the whole street at worst, before the odds shortened dramatically once the offie opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Goober said: I've had a plumber rock up to my house in a nearly new Porsche to prepare an estimate. Was this when you were usually at work? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 13 hours ago, Neil said: That prick that runs Pimlico and thinks he's Rod Stewart, now there's a cunt. If you think hiring a good tradesman is expensive try hiring a shit one. What a fucking bellend, he actually stated that all of his engineers must be smartly turned out and not have silly haircuts!!!! The cunt looks like a chuckle brother with highlights…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In my old house I had one of the infamous Potterton Suprima 50SP that had the PCB with the dry solder joints which resulted in undiagnosable problems. Potterton sent me a replacement PCB but the cunts said I would have to arrange fitting myself. Fuck that, so one Saturday morning armed with a screwdriver and a mobile phone to take pictures of where all the wires and tubes go, I set to work. A couple of hours later it was working again and carried on working for the next 7 years. I'm either fucking brilliant or these heating engineers are taking the piss. Great work drew- you earned a couple of man stripes there. Bet you celebrated with a drink 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great work drew- you earned a couple of man stripes there. Bet you celebrated with a drink Thanks. Today I replaced the bottom entry inlet valve on my toilet cistern. I might celebrate that with a drink tonight now that I can flush my shit away again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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