Neil Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 Just wondered, It seems the world is mourning for CR7 and his unborn. Isn't that a bit like crying over your spunk dripping off a mirror? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 45 minutes ago, Neil said: Just wondered, It seems the world is mourning for CR7 and his unborn. Isn't that a bit like crying over your spunk dripping off a mirror? A true wordsmith, beautiful analogy Neil, wonderful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 53 minutes ago, Neil said: Just wondered, It seems the world is mourning for CR7 and his unborn. Isn't that a bit like crying over your spunk dripping off a mirror? This is simultaneously the most fucked up thing I've ever read, and a megalith to great cunting. *Tips hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: Isn't that a bit like crying over your spunk dripping off a mirror? 10/10 - would laugh again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Just wondered, It seems the world is mourning for CR7 and his unborn. Isn't that a bit like crying over your spunk dripping off a mirror? Looks like its time to retire. Clearly his dribbling skills have gone to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Just wondered, It seems the world is mourning for CR7 and his unborn. Isn't that a bit like crying over your spunk dripping off a mirror? Why are you wanking in front of a mirror?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 I thought he was a marmite driller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 That would be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 1 minute ago, nocti said: Fucking superb. My only regret is that I have but one like to give to this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why are you wanking in front of a mirror?? Because I was trying on new shoes in Debenhams 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 42 minutes ago, Neil said: Because I was trying on new shoes in Debenhams If you dive into the changing room as soon as a fit one has vacated it, the cushion still smells of fanny. But you know that already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you dive into the changing room as soon as a fit one has vacated it, the cushion still smells of fanny. But you know that already. I get the feeling this thread will be referred to as "Exhibit A" in a courtroom at some point. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 On 19/04/2022 at 14:10, Cunty BigBollox said: Why are you wanking in front of a mirror?? That’s what serial killers do. It’s always been that way. Probably some genetic shit or something no one can explain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 On 19/04/2022 at 17:09, Eric Cuntman said: If you dive into the changing room as soon as a fit one has vacated it, the cushion still smells of fanny. But you know that already. Nowadays you’d be more likely to get a lung full of some trans poofters jizz filled arse odour. Not worth risking imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 19/04/2022 at 17:40, nocti said: I get the feeling this thread will be referred to as "Exhibit A" in a courtroom at some point. Nocti I was wending my way through Holland Park this morning and this cunt crossed my path. I thought of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 19/04/2022 at 17:09, Eric Cuntman said: If you dive into the changing room as soon as a fit one has vacated it, the cushion still smells of fanny. But you know that already. On 21/04/2022 at 23:49, King Billy said: Nowadays you’d be more likely to get a lung full of some trans poofters jizz filled arse odour. Not worth risking imo. Some awful slag only left some blood stained Lacey thong by the bins the other day...of course, I gave them a good sniff and they smelt fucking awful...must be the warm weather we had lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Some awful slag only left some blood stained Lacey thong by the bins the other day...of course, I gave them a good sniff and they smelt fucking awful...must be the warm weather we had lately. Bedford Rascal fumes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I was wending my way through Holland Park Frank I know we seem to be getting on a little better these days, but I live near there...I hope you aren't stalking me? Did you visit the Ukrainian embassy? Pose for a picture near St Volodymyr or go into Lidgates and pay £40 for a steak (for one)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 31 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Frank I know we seem to be getting on a little better these days, but I live near there...I hope you aren't stalking me? Did you visit the Ukrainian embassy? Pose for a picture near St Volodymyr or go into Lidgates and pay £40 for a steak (for one)? I tell you something, Raasters, we're doing better than that. I think I like you.. a lot! What are your thoughts on the long-haired dapple miniature dachshund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: Nocti I was wending my way through Holland Park this morning and this cunt crossed my path. I thought of you. Ugly talentless cunt.....Robbie too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 51 minutes ago, Frank said: I tell you something, Raasters, we're doing better than that. I think I like you.. a lot! What are your thoughts on the long-haired dapple miniature dachshund? I love dogs Frank, but I'm far too busy and (not in one place long enough) for the commitment involved in having one. Not sure about the Dachshund, I always thought those little dogs were for rich London princesses and benders to be honest, I prefer Alsatians. If your hungry, head towards Notting Hill Gate and pop into Bullgogi (Korean)...thinking about taking a lady friend there and would appreciate a review before spending my hard earned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Frank said: I tell you something, Raasters, we're doing better than that. I think I like you.. a lot! What are your thoughts on the long-haired dapple miniature dachshund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 7 hours ago, Frank said: Nocti I was wending my way through Holland Park this morning and this cunt crossed my path. I thought of you. 🎵 I hope I'm oooold.. before I die. 🎵 We fucking don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 🎵 I hope I'm oooold.. before I die. 🎵 We fucking don't. A Chinese nurse told me today that all her family back home in China are under strict lockdown because of the Kung flu. Apparently millions of them are under martial law. Of course I was very sympathetic to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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