pegleg Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 He says she hit him & pooped in his bed She says he was mean to her & always drunk or drugged Assholes the both of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 He also claims that Elon Musk is her baby's father, Elon is busy in the news at the moment, what with his twatter involvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 That fucking cunt can fuck off, driving round the desert staring at bison, digging pointless holes and talking bollocks. He was out of his league with Vanessa Paradis. Willy Wanka. I quite like the bit where Freddie Krueger liquidised him in Nightmare on Elm Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 39 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: He also claims that Elon Musk is her baby's father, Elon is busy in the news at the moment, what with his twatter involvement. Quite. In the ranks of deep pockets, Johnny D eats shit in the basement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That fucking cunt can fuck off, driving round the desert staring at bison, digging pointless holes and talking bollocks. He was out of his league with Vanessa Paradis. Willy Wanka. I quite like the bit where Freddie Krueger liquidised him in Nightmare on Elm Street. Depp is a one trick pony. He sounds like a drunk Bowie in the 'Pirates.....' bullshit and does a dodgy jock accent when he played JM Barrie. Fuck him and the talent vacuum Heard. I'm going to bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 I once did Drugs with Depp, I did. I sprayed Beconaise Plus up my nostrillia while I earwagged him saying Amber hit him, on live court appearance Is he Mexicone? He seems nice? Yes sir, no sir - he has good manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 They both seem to be despicable cunts who need fucking off. Unfortunately they'll both probably make more millions out of this shit show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 When you see cunts lap this up, the question how this low brow shit gets onto TV from arsehole to breakfast time, yet when Ghislaine Maxwell is up in front of the beak it is an invite only do, seems to get forgotten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 Johnny’s sound. Never ducked a round and paid his rent on time when he stayed in our cock-loft in the mid 80’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 Talk about a proper pair of cunts... Johnny Depp is clearly a talented man, although he's clearly a bit of a fruitcake. A man of his means should be able to go it alone and make his way in this world, yet his desire for love fucked him up. Like most weak cunts he allowed his need of a woman (in this case a bed shitting, gold digging, lesbian fucking psycho) to fuck everything up. What was the daft cunt thinking marrying that? Love does strange things to people, I guess we all need a bit of love...the trick is not to overdose on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Talk about a proper pair of cunts... Johnny Depp is clearly a talented man, although he's clearly a bit of a fruitcake. A man of his means should be able to go it alone and make his way in this world, yet his desire for love fucked him up. Like most weak cunts he allowed his need of a woman (in this case a bed shitting, gold digging, lesbian fucking psycho) to fuck everything up. What was the daft cunt thinking marrying that? Love does strange things to people, I guess we all need a bit of love...the trick is not to overdose on it. How much of that 'means' has gone up his bugle though OCR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Talk about a proper pair of cunts... Johnny Depp is clearly a talented man, although he's clearly a bit of a fruitcake. A man of his means should be able to go it alone and make his way in this world, yet his desire for love fucked him up. Like most weak cunts he allowed his need of a woman (in this case a bed shitting, gold digging, lesbian fucking psycho) to fuck everything up. What was the daft cunt thinking marrying that? Love does strange things to people, I guess we all need a bit of love...the trick is not to overdose on it. Never mind all that…the question must be, does Amber Turd take it in trap 2. Judging by the size of that log, would you touch the sides even with your Caribbean-sized kidney-wiper? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Never mind all that…the question must be, does Amber Turd take it in trap 2. Judging by the size of that log, would you touch the sides even with your Caribbean-sized kidney-wiper? She definitely does, Johnny probably gave her one up the shitter and she shat the bed. My schlong can stretch from Haiti to Jamaica on a good day, so the answers yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How much of that 'means' has gone up his bugle though OCR? That cunts definitely sniffed a few Ferraris worth up his nose... No wonder he's selling fucking Dior. What a daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 On 24/04/2022 at 00:22, pegleg said: He says she hit him & pooped in his bed She says he was mean to her & always drunk or drugged Assholes the both of them Firstly it's a libel trial, Peg, you thick cunt. Secondly, don't ever use American vernacular on here again or I'll be forced to run you off the site. When it comes to the protagonists, Depp is either suffering from a chronic brain injury or he's pilled off his nut. You'd get more coherence out of a premier league footballer than the disjointed mumblings he's so far whispered out in the dock. As for Heard, she's clearly a despicable, mental cunt, but I'd split her in two, shit on my duvet be damned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 23 hours ago, Decimus said: Firstly it's a libel trial, Peg, you thick cunt. Secondly, don't ever use American vernacular on here again or I'll be forced to run you off the site. When it comes to the protagonists, Depp is either suffering from a chronic brain injury or he's pilled off his nut. You'd get more coherence out of a premier league footballer than the disjointed mumblings he's so far whispered out in the dock. As for Heard, she's clearly a despicable, mental cunt, but I'd split her in two, shit on my duvet be damned. It seems as though we've been gifted a few thoroughbred numpties in the newbie stake's as of late. Now I've absolutely no problem with them having the punctuation skills of a six year old as long as they make me laugh or have an informed opinion. The above prerequisites seem to be missing in everyone bar Timmy. Maybe we should have some form of entrance test to weed out the fucking idiot's. I'm thinking a few questions with pointers to get them going. For instance - what are your thoughts on Jeremy Kyle? Were you previously a lurker and if so give three words to describe the Judge. I'd ask the Vulcan to do it but she's completely devoid of humour. What a shower of shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Were you previously a lurker and if so give three words to describe the Judge. Makes you cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 16 hours ago, Major Cunt said: three words to describe the Judge. Drinks baby blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 16 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Maybe we should have some form of entrance test to weed out the fucking idiot's. Is that an ironic apostrophe? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Drinks baby blood. Only Palestinian blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: Makes you cry. Tears of laughter... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Is that an ironic apostrophe? It might be, HOC, might be... I forgot about you, but you certainly pass the litmus test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Drinks baby blood. Then buries them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 On 27/04/2022 at 19:59, Major Cunt said: Were you previously a lurker and if so give three words to describe the Judge. What a wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: What a wanker. Roops’ Kike punchbag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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