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Couldn't give a fuck about some slags trying to smear his name just to make a few quid but this cunt needs feeding into a woodchipper just for his fake 'wigger' accent. A cunt of the highest order innit bruv.

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7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Xzibit

I think I'm genuinely racist and not just jokingly so, CB. I can identify four famous black people on first sight: Morgan Freeman, Samuel L Jackson, Snoop Dog (he's the one who looks like he sucks cock for smack) and Mike Tyson (because of the shitty face tattoo). And I refuse to count Lewis Hamilton as a person at all.

The rest just sort of merge together in my subconscious...

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Oh and Dianne Abbott.
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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hard to believe this cunt hasn't been stabbed yet. If I was black (and I thank the pantheon of gods every day that I'm not) I'd gut him like a kipper and steal his trainers.

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Didn’t the ‘gangster’ son of a vicar once get shot, fucking out of order, the cunt didn’t die…

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hard to believe this cunt hasn't been stabbed yet. If I was black (and I thank the pantheon of gods every day that I'm not) I'd gut him like a kipper and steal his trainers.

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Bawso. Frank has reported me today for racialisticness. How can that happen? Everyone on here knows that my ex-wife was a non-swimmer, which is probably why she drowned. Well, that and the weight of the leg manacles. Thoughts?

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4 hours ago, Eddie said:

Didn’t the ‘gangster’ son of a vicar once get shot, fucking out of order, the cunt didn’t die…

Another one. 'Fifty Cent/Fiddy, whatever name he's got this week, has allegedly been shot 5 times. In his little mind, this cements his credentials as a bona-fide gangster. I think that the cunts who shot him were gangsters and he was the local dimlo that they used as target practice.

He also fancies himself the ladies man. Despite having a face that only Dian Fossey would have found appealing. What a stupid fucking cunt. 

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53 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Schools don't teach kids to shoot any more. If proper lessons were re-introduced, there'd be none of these minor injuries. Dead cunts are not much of a burden on the NHS.

If everyone had the right to own and use guns and pistols they would be able to defend themselves from mad fuckers with guns and perhaps even shoot and kill these cunts before they could even have a gun.

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2 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said:

If everyone had the right to own and use guns and pistol they would be able to defend themselves from mad fuckers with guns and perhaps even shoot and kill these cunts before they could even have a gun.

Who decides who's the mad fucker and whose defending themselves? You seem to want (The Purge type) anarchy. I can picture it now, Raas relaxing on the beach in Devon, gun by his side and minding my own business...and then you come along and shoot me, claiming self defence when in fact it was revenge for my treatment of you on here. It'll never work Pen and if that's what you want, perhaps you should live in Mexico, Ukraine or Manchester. 

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7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Who decides who's the mad fucker and whose defending themselves? You seem to want (The Purge type) anarchy. I can picture it now, Raas relaxing on the beach in Devon, gun by his side and minding my own business...and then you come along and shoot me, claiming self defence when in fact it was revenge for my treatment of you on here. It'll never work Pen and if that's what you want, perhaps you should live in Mexico, Ukraine or Manchester. 

You are proof of what I have said .. you are mad as a box full of frogs.

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They should use this creepy looking cunt in the inevitable Hills Have Eyes remake, or the next installment of Wolf Creek.

Don't worry people, his clear identity crisis tells me he'll suicide violently very soon. 

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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Who decides who's the mad fucker and whose defending themselves? You seem to want (The Purge type) anarchy. I can picture it now, Raas relaxing on the beach in Devon, gun by his side and minding my own business...and then you come along and shoot me, claiming self defence when in fact it was revenge for my treatment of you on here. It'll never work Pen and if that's what you want, perhaps you should live in Mexico, Ukraine or Manchester. 

@Dead Penelope doesn't need anarchy to descend to kill you. She just needs a large enough bounty to entice her out of retirement for the day.

Ask Bruce Forsyth...

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41 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

They should use this creepy looking cunt in the inevitable Hills Have Eyes remake, or the next installment of Wolf Creek.

Don't worry people, his clear identity crisis tells me he'll suicide violently very soon. 

Back in 2000 he was telling cunts that he was 27 .. even there he fucked things up by saying that he started on the road as a DJ in 1983 (when he would have been 10 if he had told the truth about his age) .. he was actually born in 1957).

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