Cunty BigBollox Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 I'm doing a Pen and watching BBC News and they're interviewing a former footballer who came out gay and his actual words were, "we want to support Jake Daniels and really get behind him". I bet you fucking do, you poof. Before shooting your spunk up his shit-tube. I'm glad Punkape's back to provide an opinion from the poofters viewpoint. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm doing a Pen and watching BBC News and they're interviewing a former footballer who came out gay and his actual words were, "we want to support Jake Daniels and really get behind him". I bet you fucking do, you poof. Before shooting your spunk up his shit-tube. I'm glad Punkape's back to provide an opinion from the poofters viewpoint. Breaking News - Blackpool reveal their new home and away kits for the 2022/23 season: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm doing a Pen and watching BBC News and they're interviewing a former footballer who came out gay and his actual words were, "we want to support Jake Daniels and really get behind him". I bet you fucking do, you poof. Before shooting your spunk up his shit-tube. I'm glad Punkape's back to provide an opinion from the poofters viewpoint. The only "input" you will get from Punkape will be up the back passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 I hope the 'brave' little poof gets his fucking head kicked in and abused from every stand where he plays and finally is brave enough to do a Fashanu Blackpoof F.C 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 It seems that Proper was right about football all these many long years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 This bloke might be a light-footed, fudge nudging, ball caresser, but with one announcement he's secured a fucking good income for life, regardless of whether he has any footballing talent. If it turns out that he doesn't cut it at Blackpool, do you think they would dare not renew his contract? Homophobia! The woke masses would scream. The more abuse he gets from the stands, the higher his profile will become. After he retires from playing it's odds on he's guaranteed a cushy well paid job with the FA promoting rainbow coloured inclusivity. Perhaps even more likely, he'll end up being a roving (raving?) sports pundit for the BBC. Expect to see his weekly reports, broadcast from the changing rooms, on Football Focus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 On 17/05/2022 at 10:28, Neil said: I hope the 'brave' little poof gets his fucking head kicked in and abused from every stand where he plays and finally is brave enough to do a Fashanu Blackpoof F.C Preston Rearend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 On 17/05/2022 at 06:47, Goober said: Breaking News - Blackpool reveal their new home and away kits for the 2022/23 season: That's Punkape and Frank having a kick about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/61492696 Apparently Blackpool are making a bid for this player in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Preston Rearend Queers Park Rangers Fiddlesborough Campbridge Utd Rogerhim United Morecum Fruits of the Forest Green Rovers Trannymere Ravers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: Queers Park Rangers Fiddlesborough Campbridge Utd Rogerhim United Morecum Fruits of the Forest Green Rovers Trannymere Ravers Paeds United, Bumingham City, Scuttersfield Town, Cackrington Stanley, Frottingham Forest, Fillingham, Bumderland, Lickombe Wanderers, Sorehampton, Cockdale, Plymouth Arsegyle, Pooport County, Cocksford United, Lezster City, Felchenham Town, Bentford, Rotherim United, Peterbummer United, Liverpoo-stabbing gay cunts FC. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: Queers Park Rangers Fiddlesborough Campbridge Utd Rogerhim United Morecum Fruits of the Forest Green Rovers Trannymere Ravers Forest Green have already made their stance on bottery very clear by serving vegan-only food at their ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 3 hours ago, nocti said: Forest Green have already made their stance on bottery very clear by serving vegan-only food at their ground. I miss the old days when you didn't have to mind your manners at a football ground. I remember being at Carrow Road and calling Darren Kenton a useless black bastard in 1998. Nowadays you can't even fat shame Wayne Rooney without a life time ban. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I miss the old days when you didn't have to mind your manners at a football ground. I remember being at Carrow Road and calling Darren Kenton a useless black bastard in 1998. Nowadays you can't even fat shame Wayne Rooney without a life time ban. I remember a player. His name was John Bar-nes, and when he did his thing, the crowd threw bananas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 11 hours ago, Neil said: Queers Park Rangers Fiddlesborough Campbridge Utd Rogerhim United Morecum Fruits of the Forest Green Rovers Trannymere Ravers Bumbarton Athletic Sexeter City Bumdee Utd Motherfuckerwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember a player. His name was John Bar-nes, and when he did his thing, the crowd threw bananas. Only because you can't take bottles into grounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 15 hours ago, Neil said: Queers Park Rangers Fiddlesborough Campbridge Utd Rogerhim United Morecum Fruits of the Forest Green Rovers 15 hours ago, Neil said: Trannymere RaversBendover FC Pickering Town Smegness Town Arsenal Bentford FC Spunk Staines Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pickering Town Smegness Town Arsenal Bentford FC Spunk Staines Town Kiddiefiddler Harriers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kiddiefiddler Harriers Bristol take-one-up-the Shitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 08:40, Dyslexic cnut said: Paeds United, Bumingham City, Scuttersfield Town, Cackrington Stanley, Frottingham Forest, Fillingham, Bumderland, Lickombe Wanderers, Sorehampton, Cockdale, Plymouth Arsegyle, Pooport County, Cocksford United, Lezster City, Felchenham Town, Bentford, Rotherim United, Peterbummer United, Liverpoo-stabbing gay cunts FC. Fuck off. Queens of the South Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 20/05/2022 at 18:08, Cunty BigBollox said: Queens of the South Inverness Caledonian Thistle up the arse.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Inverness Caledonian Thistle up the arse.. Good evening, you mindless fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 27 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Inverness Caledonian Thistle up the arse.. David Seaman down your throat. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Decimus said: David Seaman down your throat. Lol. Large Wombat up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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