Decimus Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: I will let you into a secret , a few years ago I was an extra in Eastenders, I’ve appeared in 11 episodes, also 3 outings in London's burning, fucking faggot. Ed, you sound exactly like David Earl. Check your PMs for an unsolicited dick pic from @PANZER MURPHY he's been getting hard over Craig Fairbrass and other such Rise of The Foot Soldier nonsense in recent weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, Frank said: No offence, Ed, but that's possibly the tinniest voice I've heard on record. You sound about as good as you look. And the way you pronounced 'weeks' made me feel sick. Well offence taken, sugarloaf 9pm, come alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed, you sound exactly like David Earl. Check your PMs for an unsolicited dick pic from @PANZER MURPHY he's been getting hard over Craig Fairbrass and other such Rise of The Foot Soldier nonsense in recent weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: It wasn’t my real voice, obviously I was putting it on a bit, I sound much harder and more London Town that that. https://streamable.com/yrwcq4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Decimus said: https://streamable.com/yrwcq4 I’ve just listened to myself and I feel sick, all my life I’ve thought I sounded like ray fucking winstone when in fact I sound like the nonce from derek. I’m driving me electric wank wagon into the Thames, frying tonight. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 31 minutes ago, Eddie said: I will let you into a secret , a few years ago I was an extra in Eastenders, I’ve appeared in 11 episodes, also 3 outings in London's burning, fucking faggot. I was expecting some sort of Baritone voice, not that kind dildo up your arse shite Eddie. Fucking hell, you could and should have been an extra in Sam Smiths latest Gay music video. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: https://streamable.com/iboaeb That grey plastic steering wheel is making me physically sick. I haven't had the courage to unmute the fucking video yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I was expecting some sort of Baritone voice, not that kind dildo up your arse shite Eddie. Fucking hell, you could and should have been an extra in Sam Smiths latest Gay music video. Lol. Frank beat me to it, he got the gig on the casting coach in sams trailer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 35 minutes ago, Frank said: No offence, Ed, but that's possibly the tinniest voice I've heard on record. You sound about as good as you look. And the way you pronounced 'weeks' made me feel sick. Do you remember the ‘Milky-Milky man from ‘The Mary Whitehouse Experience’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’ve just listened to myself and I feel sick, all my life I’ve thought I sounded like ray fucking winstone when in fact I sound like the nonce from derek. I’m driving me electric wank wagon into the Thames, frying tonight. You sounded a bit like the Kenny Everett character, ‘Reg Prescott’. The DIY expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I’ve just listened to myself and I feel sick, all my life I’ve thought I sounded like ray fucking winstone when in fact I sound like the nonce from derek. I’m driving me electric wank wagon into the Thames, frying tonight. Refreshingly honest. Have a like you pavement Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: https://streamable.com/yrwcq4 Decs, is this you? Are those your cookery books? After the Eddie one, and now this, I’m feeling fucking weird. I thought I knew you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Eddie said: https://streamable.com/iboaeb Ed ,i was under the impression you was black ,you sound like a fat white man putting on an overly cockney voice,what gives? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Eddie said: https://streamable.com/iboaeb Vorsprung durch Technik Ed. Make sure to post the video of the fowl tampering frog trying to flee (in the time honoured French tradition) on his 70 year old Mobylette which he bought with his share of the proceeds when the pair of jackboots, the loaded Luger and Iron Cross (with oak leaves) which were found under the bed in la maison Scrote shortly after the war, were auctioned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs, is this you? Are those your cookery books? After the Eddie one, and now this, I’m feeling fucking weird. I thought I knew you all. I'm afraid so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid so. If Roadkill actually speaks like Joe Pasquale, I’m deleting my account. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 18 minutes ago, Snowy said: Ed ,i was under the impression you was black ,you sound like a fat white man putting on an overly cockney voice,what gives? Rasclot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Decimus said: https://streamable.com/yrwcq4 Rick stein? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Rick stein? Well shameful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Rick stein? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well shameful All that stick over my cream bin. All those years. What a potless pikey cunt! Jamie Oliver, Bake Off and The Gruffalo. Look at all that Bakelite shite on what looks like the cheapest MDF roll-edged shelf I've ever seen. A total waste of a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Frank said: All that stick over my cream bin. All those years. What a potless pikey cunt! Jamie Oliver, Bake Off and The Gruffalo. Look at all that Bakelite shite on what looks like the cheapest MDF roll-edged shelf I've ever seen. A total waste of a life. I bet the stupid cunt left his daughters school curriculum schedule on the fridge door too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 21 minutes ago, Frank said: All that stick over my cream bin. All those years. What a potless pikey cunt! Jamie Oliver, Bake Off and The Gruffalo. Look at all that Bakelite shite on what looks like the cheapest MDF roll-edged shelf I've ever seen. A total waste of a life. Everyone knows that your average mongrel dog tends to have a higher intelligence quotient than a pure bred model. That being said, I assume that your Ming-bred bastard was reading Tchaikovsky by the age of three based upon your sneering comments re 'The Gruffalo'? I'll be sure to pass on to my toddler your utter disdain for her choice of reading material, you stupid old bastard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet the stupid cunt left his daughters school curriculum schedule on the fridge door too. Funnily enough, her school calendar is literally a few centimetres out of view. Not being a stupid fucking cunt, however, I managed to keep the frame focused upon the apparent surplus of nonexistent bakelite on my shelves. After all is said and done, the redundant little prick still hasn't spotted the blatant Easter egg I left in frame for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 This one is just to the right 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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