Who wants to live forever?

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m reluctant to comment much OCR, as the continual boorish jeering anyone left of Himmler attracts hereabouts is dull as shit. Let’s just say my own junior years, while dominated by long hours and one in three nights on call, were some of my happiest. But I had free education, free on site digs, subsidised food in the Doctors’ mess, helpful and respectful colleagues, several ward sisters who made me cocoa if I was called out of bed to my ward of 24 stable patients, and the medicine was a lot easier back in the day when a stonking MI was treated with bed rest and aspirin if you were lucky. I pity modern juniors, laden down with £100k in debt, paid poorly, covering hundreds of complex multimorbid patients at night, often alone, and a high likelihood of being sued or beaten up if you so much as breathe wrong near a relative or misgender a colleague who thinks you’re an uppity scumbag only good for cannulating and writing discharge notes. Who can blame them for coming to Aus where they are paid twice as much for half as much work? 35% might seem huge, but if you freeze pay for thirteen years, you’ve got a lot of making up to do. Eight of ten GPs at my practice here are Brits. Hospitals are stuffed with ex NHS docs. The NHS is fucked, it’s been allowed to become fucked, and you’re all going to end up paying through the nose for what comes after it. If it costs a billion a year to give them 35%, I highly recommend you cough up. Good luck. 

As for Aussie Gold hunters, come on over and give it a try. Kalgoorlie is full of people who’ll tell you all about the football sized nuggets they’ve found lying about the place. A few of them might even sell you a map, if you ask. You’ll get a tan, if nothing else. Oh, hang on….

The NHS is indeed fucked to the moon and beyond, LC. I have quit my surgery, which has never been overcrowded and still isn’t; one with a very low number of patients on the books as compared with other regions and good (past) reputation, too.

Under the continuing remote viewing avatar consultation practices as per the government’s dictum (even with no issues with phoning in and getting an appointment quickly), for an old fart like myself, who tended to avoid any unnecessary in person appointment (by a quick note to the docs, repeat script requests, call, etc), I am now gone fully private, as I find the new practices (with some recent experience) frankly unsafe. 

My main worry is the lack of private emergency services outside of London and having the option of the iffier by the day facilities, stocked with increasingly more staff from Africa and Asia, my chances of dying at home are practically a dead cert.

 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

What would you do if you were black for a day, Eric? Don’t say suicide. 

I have some serious suspicions that Eric is indeed black...

Likes smoking the herb. 

Went to school in spot the whitey South London.

Has admitted having a red, gold and green Adidas Rasta tracksuit.

Doesn't like flat arsed women.

Likes guns.

@Eric Cuntman you coming Carnival this year?

 

 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

@Mrs Roops what are you doing hanging around here this time of day? I thought you only did the morning shift? Could it be, you are more than a little wound up and want to hurl more insults at unsuspecting punters on here? Last word merchant indeed. Lol

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

There is a Blackboys Inn, Uckfield, Sussex. Maybe they are part of a chain.

@Eric Cuntman, unlike you not to pick up on this. Whoosh

[Last Cunt Standing]

31 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You'd be white the day after though, and deemed a racist menace to society for blaming it all on poor Black Eric...

I was at school with a lad called Eric Black. Maddest bastard in Christendom. Took a collective bet from lots of other lads he wouldn’t climb on the roof the the Assembly Hall stark naked. He promptly did, and as he was shouting about how he was going to spend his winnings whoring around Manchester, he fell arse first onto the playground and broke his spine. I doubt he did much whoring after that. Still had a sly grope of the ambulance woman, mind. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I was at school with a lad called Eric Black. Maddest bastard in Christendom. Took a collective bet from lots of other lads he wouldn’t climb on the roof the the Assembly Hall stark naked. He promptly did, and as he was shouting about how he was going to spend his winnings whoring around Manchester, he fell arse first onto the playground and broke his spine. I doubt he did much whoring after that. Still had a sly grope of the ambulance woman, mind. 

So, you’re a Manc? No wonder you fucked off.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

So, you’re a Manc? No wonder you fucked off.

No, but he was. Reading comprehension not a thing when you were at school?

[Eric Cuntman]

38 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I have some serious suspicions that Eric is indeed black...

Likes smoking the herb. 

Went to school in spot the whitey South London.

Has admitted having a red, gold and green Adidas Rasta tracksuit.

Doesn't like flat arsed women.

Likes guns.

@Eric Cuntman you coming Carnival this year?

 

 

Innit fam.

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Innit fam.

“It fam inn” every Red Nose Day if memory serves. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No, but he was. Reading comprehension not a thing when you were at school?

I smell one of two things here. (1) you were at a boarding school. (2) you’re telling fibs. Either way, you’re something of a cunt, ‘Doc.’ Incidentally, I’m not sure that anyone comprehends Reading. Lol.

[PANZER MURPHY]

4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

@PANZER MURPHY is an old hand at an old game of poking the Little Englander. He has more patience than me. 

Laffin...years of hunkering in a cold wet ditches with a 9 volt battery in one hand and a couple of bare tipped comms wires in the other..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Laffin...years of hunkering in a cold wet ditches with a 9 volt battery in one hand and a couple of bare tipped comms wires in the other..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Don’t forget to earth your detonator tails if it looks stormy out. Just twist them together. 
💣 💥 oops.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

32 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Laffin...years of hunkering in a cold wet ditches with a 9 volt battery in one hand and a couple of bare tipped comms wires in the other..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

A suspicious device has been found recently Finnegan and it's no coincidence you've been quiet of late.

https://news.sky.com/story/suspicious-device-found-in-northern-ireland-cemetery-police-operation-under-way-12855082

What say you?

[Decimus]

15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

A suspicious device has been found recently Finnegan and it's no coincidence you've been quiet of late.

https://news.sky.com/story/suspicious-device-found-in-northern-ireland-cemetery-police-operation-under-way-12855082

What say you?

Unless the suspicious device is one of the many rape alarms that he's 'acquired' over the years whilst skulking the back alleys of Dublin, I'd say he's innocent. He's a keyboard Provo, with none of the gear and no fucking idea.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Unless the suspicious device is one of the many rape alarms that he's 'acquired' over the years whilst skulking the back alleys of Dublin, I'd say he's innocent. He's a keyboard Provo, with none of the gear and no fucking idea.

He clearly likes British people, loves British gangster films and our sense of humour, yet can't stop going on about the same old shit. He probably lives in Kilburn, the deceitful cunt. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

Well my works done here for the evening..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Eddie]

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Forget this shit @Eric Cuntman. It has been reported that police have been sent to the White Hart Inn, Grays, to remove the landlady's display of Golliwogs in the bar.  Some cunt reported it.  You're local, sort it.

@Eddie@Old Chap Raasclaat,  get back in your dug out canoes, and fuck off.

Expect a lengthy ban, French worm. 

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

years of hunkering in a cold wet ditches with a 9 volt battery

24hr Wheelbarrow Breakdown Man?

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

years of hunkering in a cold wet ditches with a 9 volt battery in

Eric?

[Stubby Pecker]

On 10/04/2023 at 23:36, Last Cunt Standing said:

“2 puffs twice daily” is an instruction clearly misunderstood by some Corner stalwarts. 

2 poofs twice daily is a mantra Frank has lived by since his 16th birthday 

 

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've been watching some Aussie TV myself, Raas. Bluey. Sounds like a porno, doesn't it? But alas it's a cartoon fucking dog that my daughter and seemingly every other small child in Britain is obsessed with.

I bet I’ve watched more fucking Bluey than most….

 

20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m reluctant to comment much OCR, as the continual boorish jeering anyone left of Himmler attracts hereabouts is dull as shit. Let’s just say my own junior years, while dominated by long hours and one in three nights on call, were some of my happiest. But I had free education, free on site digs, subsidised food in the Doctors’ mess, helpful and respectful colleagues, several ward sisters who made me cocoa if I was called out of bed to a ward of 24 stable patients I knew well, and the medicine was a lot easier back in the day when a stonking MI was treated with bed rest and aspirin if you were lucky.  Mess Parties were legendary.  I pity modern juniors, laden down with £100k in debt, paid poorly, covering hundreds of complex multimorbid patients at night, often alone, and a high likelihood of being sued or beaten up if you so much as breathe wrong near a relative or misgender a colleague who thinks you’re an uppity scumbag only good for cannulating and writing discharge notes. Who can blame them for coming to Aus where they are paid twice as much for half as much work? 35% might seem huge, but if you freeze pay for thirteen years, you’ve got a lot of making up to do. Eight of ten GPs at my practice here are Brits. Hospitals are stuffed with ex NHS docs. The NHS is fucked, it’s been allowed to become fucked, and you’re all going to end up paying through the nose for what comes after it. If it costs a billion a year to give them 35%, I highly recommend you cough up. Good luck. 

As for Aussie Gold hunters, come on over and give it a try. Kalgoorlie is full of people who’ll tell you all about the football sized nuggets they’ve found lying about the place. A few of them might even sell you a map, if you ask. You’ll get a tan, if nothing else. Oh, hang on….

When I was in Kalgoorlie it was 46 cunting degrees. All that’s there is a massive hole in the ground, topless barmaids and dozens of pissed up natives lying around 

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

24hr Wheelbarrow Breakdown Man?

Shut yer mahf you gobby mick kant..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

24hr Wheelbarrow Breakdown Man?

 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Eric?

Can you please stop posting Panzers quotes in a quote box with my name on it, you sausage fingered spastic. I’m supposed to be the technoflid.

[PANZER MURPHY]

15 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

He clearly likes British people, loves British gangster films and our sense of humour, yet can't stop going on about the same old shit. He probably lives in Kilburn, the deceitful cunt. 

Tis true theres much to be admired about British culture n the way ya do comedy...speakin of..we see rishi standin in the pissins of rain at 11 pm lastnite in a dreary city in the fading empire only to be offered a cuppa tae by provo joe..oh the shame..how the mighty have fallen...y'all need bozo back..he'd have pulled a balloon out of his arse n waved it at the cameras..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

y'all need bozo back..

I think he'll be back in time for the next election Finnegan, and the voters who did as they were told and stayed at home whilst he was partying will still vote for the fat cunt. 

https://images.app.goo.gl/bBFqTvXRk6g3ksvNA

[PANZER MURPHY]

Itll be the best thing for y'all..bozo needs to be back on the world stage makin n breakin deals ..callin the leaders of the biggest trade bloc on the planet a bunch of naziz..cos that always sells well in the home counties..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY