PANZER MURPHY Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: I was going to suggest you read it and think about the implications of your government legislating what you may and may not have an opinion on, but I now realise that that won’t actually affect you, having felt the need to ask the question. As you were Dumbo. Give me your educated n thoroughly baked take on this latest outrage on free speech ..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Neil said: The only good thing about our Monarchy is that we finally have an our very own Qilf, Kate would get it right in the bumhole. Elisabeth Vagina and all that. Kate has serious anorexia Even your tinsy maggot would split her in 2. However, with her twiglet frame, disposal would be a piece of piss. The rascals suspension wouldn’t even budge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Kate has serious anorexia Even your tinsy maggot would split her in 2. However, with her twiglet frame, disposal would be a piece of piss. The rascals suspension wouldn’t even budge Helen ‘Melons’ Windsor was the only decent royal crumpet. I’m sure you have a picture file under ‘posh tits’ or something similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Helen ‘Melons’ Windsor was the only decent royal crumpet. I’m sure you have a picture file under ‘posh tits’ or something similar. Queen Victoria was a proper sort from a distance on a dark night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Helen ‘Melons’ Windsor was the only decent royal crumpet. I’m sure you have a picture file under ‘posh tits’ or something similar. I’m a Royalist. I was upright and respectful today. I’m not comfortable with the shallow lack of respect for convention and pageantry on these pages. It’s infantile. That said, Penny Mourdant holding an erect sword for ten minutes with them beautiful Charlie-Wobblers? I spoffed and blew my beans on the remote. Mrs Cnut doesn’t believe I spilled my medication so tonight I’m in the spare bedroom. God Save the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m a Royalist. I was upright and respectful today. I’m not comfortable with the shallow lack of respect for convention and pageantry on these pages. It’s infantile. That said, Penny Mourdant holding an erect sword for ten minutes with them beautiful Charlie-Wobblers? I spoffed and blew my beans on the remote. Mrs Cnut doesn’t believe I spilled my medication so tonight I’m in the spare bedroom. God Save the King. Indeed, She could hold my erect pork sword and i'm pretty sure it wouldn't be 10 minutes before I'd lob salty ropes across her bows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Neil said: Indeed, She could hold my erect pork sword and i'm pretty sure it wouldn't be 10 minutes before I'd lob salty ropes across her bows. Jesus fucking Christ. Have you seen ‘The Greasy Strangler’? You are him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ. Have you seen ‘The Greasy Strangler’? You are him. Sounds more like an entry in 'Rogers Profanisaurus'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 20 hours ago, Neil said: The only good thing about our Monarchy is that we finally have an our very own Qilf, Kate would get it right in the bumhole. Elisabeth Vagina and all that. What’s your view on Rose Hanbury, Neil? William’s rather fond by all accounts and she is supposedly skilled at the Dark Arts. Would she be on your list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 On 07/05/2023 at 15:35, Last Cunt Standing said: What’s your view on Rose Hanbury, Neil? William’s rather fond by all accounts and she is supposedly skilled at the Dark Arts. Would she be on your list? Maybe if they replicated this with my cock in the middle of the pair of 'em but on her own? Nah it's a no from me,then again she's never too posh to nosh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said: Wasteman? Are you fucking black or something? No, he’s just a stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Wasteman? Are you fucking black or something? Is that a crime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: The problem with the RF is that QE2 was holding it all together. With her gone, it may only be a matter of time before we have a presidency foisted upon us. Andrew, Harry, Charles? All have skeletons in their closets and it does not bode well for the future. Skeletons in cupboards? Are you a relative of Fred West ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ. Have you seen ‘The Greasy Strangler’? You are him. The film was based on Neil but toned down a lot obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 6 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: . Andrew, Harry, Charles? All have skeletons in their closets Andrews are probably a lot smaller than the others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you a relative of Fred West ? Why are you digging this up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why are you digging this up? Leave Fred alone. He made the mistake of buying cheap topsoil from Lockerbie and ended up in all sorts of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 Anybody putting up with the cuntfest from Windsor Castle? Got my mum around and insists on watching it. Thought it couldn't get any worse than Katy Perry but than what's left of Take That minced onto the stage looking like a The man from Milk Tray convention. I fucking despair I really do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anybody putting up with the cuntfest from Windsor Castle? Got my mum around and insists on watching it. Thought it couldn't get any worse than Katy Perry but than what's left of Take That minced onto the stage looking like a The man from Milk Tray convention. I fucking despair I really do Your mum is still alive? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anybody putting up with the cuntfest from Windsor Castle? Nope. I'm currently sat outside in the garden with the fire pit going smoking a joint. I'm imagining it's the sparks of a modern 5th November that will blow every last one of the leeching, disgusting cunts up, along with all their fawning, flag waving supporters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Your mum is still alive? She is, but only just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Nope. I'm currently sat outside in the garden with the fire pit going smoking a joint. I'm imagining it's the sparks of a modern 5th November that will blow every last one of the leeching, disgusting cunts up, along with all their fawning, flag waving supporters. That's where I'd be if the old duffer hadn't turned up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's where I'd be if the old duffer hadn't turned up. Did you utter an oath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Nope. I'm currently sat outside in the garden with the fire pit going smoking a joint. I'm imagining it's the sparks of a modern 5th November that will blow every last one of the leeching, disgusting cunts up, along with all their fawning, flag waving supporters. I would have thought that with your life so perfect & complete that you would be full of joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2023 Report Share Posted May 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I would have thought that with your life so perfect & complete that you would be full of joy. Pen, Pen, Pen. My life is far from perfect, if it was I wouldn't be here. And neither would you or any other regular poster. For one night let's acknowledge what we all have in common, not that which separates us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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