Frank Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: I've just checked and the current price for next month's 6 day Titanic wreck tour in the upgraded mini-sub MkII will be hiked to $350,000 for the extra day excursion to mini-sub MkI. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Frank said: 🥱 Edited June 20, 2023 by Decimus Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 21 minutes ago, Frank said: "Would you like to go for a walk dear? OK, just unscrew that door there. BRB." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: This is about the best submarine build we can expect from you - there must be loads of empty boxes strewn around your hovel. I’m looking for a new project. Do you have 3000 tonnes of 50mm steel plate, a quayside and a 60 foot gantry crane I can borrow? And a big pop riveter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 hours ago, ProfB said: 37 hours of oxygen - they could keep holding their breath for a minute each to ensure they can stretch their supply out for as long as possible. My bestie Kazza, can hold her breath for 64 seconds at a time, I can do 55 seconds. Pres Biden has commented, Raddish Sunhat hasn't yet read the news, so nothing from him at the mo. No Eric Cuntsmen tonight? Eric knows a lot about most things, so he will know plenty about missing subs. My bestie Kazza, can hold her breath for 64 seconds She'll have to hold it a lot longer when i have my foot on her fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 7 hours ago, Frank said: I thought we were preventing spastics from ending up in the sea, or was that plastics. Get fucked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 You can see the ripples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 I'm finding it hard to feel much sympathy for a bunch of millionaires who came unstuck on a jolly. They are, at least, getting first hand experience of how the lower-class passengers on Titanic died. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I'm finding it hard to feel much sympathy for a bunch of millionaires who came unstuck on a jolly. They are, at least, getting first hand experience of how the lower-class passengers on Titanic died. The Canadian Clairvoyants err Navy have heard "knocking" sounds .. Is anybody there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Elvis works down at our chip shop. Well, he swears he's Elvis These "Elvises" usually do swear a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 Knocking/banging heard. @Eddie? https://www.picclickimg.com/To0AAOSwESVjePqs/Gunna-Drip-or-Drown-2-Poster-Wall-Art.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 Offered without comment. https://streamable.com/n0cejp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: The Canadian Clairvoyants err Navy have heard "knocking" sounds .. Is anybody there? It's probably Jack Dawson calling for his Rose. "You fucking bitch Rose, I was still alive". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 So, the US Congress-funded Coast Guard is putting hundreds of millions into an operation to rescue an eccentric explorer and four super-wealthy individuals, one a Pakistani billionnaire, underlining the authority's desire to save human lives. This, from essentially the same US Armed Forces authority which has so far thrown approximately $47bn into Ukranian military aid, resulting in the deaths of around 25-30,000 young Russians, most of which didn't want to fight... just putting things into perspective. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 25 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So, the US Congress-funded Coast Guard is putting hundreds of millions into an operation to rescue an eccentric explorer and four super-wealthy individuals, one a Pakistani billionnaire, underlining the authority's desire to save human lives. This, from essentially the same US Armed Forces authority which has so far thrown approximately $47bn into Ukranian military aid, resulting in the deaths of around 25-30,000 young Russians, most of which didn't want to fight... just putting things into perspective. @King Billyhas put his imaginary 125m Lurssen Mega Yacht, William III, which is moored at Bantry Bay on standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: So, the US Congress-funded Coast Guard is putting hundreds of millions into an operation to rescue an eccentric explorer and four super-wealthy individuals, one a Pakistani billionnaire, underlining the authority's desire to save human lives. This, from essentially the same US Armed Forces authority which has so far thrown approximately $47bn into Ukranian military aid, resulting in the deaths of around 25-30,000 young Russians, most of which didn't want to fight... just putting things into perspective. The only explanation I can think of is that there must be something in that sub which will finally nail Donald Trump and send him to Death Row before the 2024 election. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They are, at least, getting first hand experience of how the lower-class passengers on Titanic died. Unfortunately, they didn't realise that was part of the package. (they should have read the small print) 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 6 hours ago, Frank said: Knocking/banging heard. @Eddie? https://www.picclickimg.com/To0AAOSwESVjePqs/Gunna-Drip-or-Drown-2-Poster-Wall-Art.jpg Has he borrowed your clobber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: @King Billyhas put his imaginary 125m Lurssen Mega Yacht, William III, which is moored at Bantry Bay on standby. That one’s long gone Gypps. My new imaginary Tera yacht ‘The Eclipse’ (162.5m) which I recently acquired from Roman Abramovich for a very reasonable sum of cash and a free Christmas tree every year for life, came with its full crew of grade A+ prozzies included, is currently at Harland and Wolff in Belfast for a major refit and name change. I’ve not yet made a final decision on the name but it’ll either be ‘MV GUSTY SPENCE’ or ‘MV MICHAEL STONE’. I’m inclined towards the latter as I’m having a 76.2mm/60 AK-176 mounted on the bow and I think Michael would appreciate it if we let rip at Milltown Cemetery (the scene of his heroic mission) as we slipped quietly out of Belfast harbour and on our way out to the Irish Sea and the N. Atlantic to blast the shit out of some icebergs. Tbh I never realised that it was a full time job being a billionaire, but ‘hey ho’ I guess some people have it worse than me so I’m not going to moan about my lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 https://www.cuntscorner.com/gallery/image/854-gilliganjpg/?context=new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: That one’s long gone Gypps. My new imaginary Tera yacht ‘The Eclipse’ (162.5m) which I recently acquired from Roman Abramovich for a very reasonable sum of cash and a free Christmas tree every year for life, came with its full crew of grade A+ prozzies included, is currently at Harland and Wolff in Belfast for a major refit and name change. I’ve not yet made a final decision on the name but it’ll either be ‘MV GUSTY SPENCE’ or ‘MV MICHAEL STONE’. I’m inclined towards the latter as I’m having a 76.2mm/60 AK-176 mounted on the bow and I think Michael would appreciate it if we let rip at Milltown Cemetery (the scene of his heroic mission) as we slipped quietly out of Belfast harbour and on our way out to the Irish Sea and the N. Atlantic to blast the shit out of some icebergs. Tbh I never realised that it was a full time job being a billionaire, but ‘hey ho’ I guess some people have it worse than me so I’m not going to moan about my lot. Next time I'm in Belfast I must visit the butchers in Shankhill. From what I've heard you can get some nice cuts off them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Next time I'm in Belfast I must visit the butchers in Shankhill. From what I've heard you can get some nice cuts off them Basher Bates knew his way around a butchers block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Basher Bates knew his way around a butchers block. Ran by a nice catholic boy Lenny Murphy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: @King Billyhas put his imaginary 125m Lurssen Mega Yacht, William III, which is moored at Bantry Bay on standby. But he won't ever sail his yacht there for fear of falling off the edge of the horizon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: But he won't ever sail his yacht there for fear of falling off the edge of the horizon. In his case he would fall off the edge of the horizon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.