Mrs Roops Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 12 hours ago, Goober said: Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? @Goober, the way I see it you have two choices; either continue with the @DrCunt account and remain on the ModQ 'till we're satisfied you can be trusted or carry on with the new account which will similarly be placed in the Q under the usual T&C. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 12 hours ago, Frank said: You’ll be pleased to learn that he’s already back, Weary. I’ll need to verify with my admin colleagues, but according to CC stats, the Major’s resignation/meltdown is the shortest in living memory.. including flaky newbies and the underaged. For the record, he bowed out at 19.48 then reinstated himself at 20.24. 1 hour and 35 mins! Well I make that 36 minutes, but feel free to contradict me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 18 hours ago, Eddie said: Eric do you remember Sarah Greene in the swimming pool for blue peter? @Eddie you've given up, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well I make that 36 minutes, but feel free to contradict me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: Indeed; he sums things up rather succinctly from 2:30. Here's an MP echoing what the majority of constituents are saying, rather than putting his career first – unlike Boris Johnson's cabinet. That said, he is a politician and I wouldn't be surprised if he's found dead next week, swathed in stockings and suspenders, with a bin liner over his head and an orange in his mouth. The World Darts should take place place this year with 1000’s of obese, alcoholic, gut bucket oiks and cretins assembled to spread the virus amongst each other. “180” would be the anthem for new Covid infections every 20 minutes.Carnage would ensue to effectively wipe out the ridiculous spectacle for years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 49 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well I make that 36 minutes, but feel free to contradict me. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie you've given up, haven't you? Yes I think I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 55 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well I make that 36 minutes, but feel free to contradict me. But what about the rebirth of that miserable old diabetic satanist DrCunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Yes I think I have. Ed cheer up buddy, you fat little dope. How about a recent pic of that dainty ginger-bling mistress of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed cheer up buddy, you fat little dope. How about a recent pic of that dainty ginger-bling mistress of yours? I am day drinking in Hoddesdon Frank, never a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 48 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The World Darts should take place place this year with 1000’s of obese, alcoholic, gut bucket oiks and cretins assembled to spread the virus amongst each other. “180” would be the anthem for new Covid infections every 20 minutes.Carnage would ensue to effectively wipe out the ridiculous spectacle for years... A culling of the working class is long overdue, and dart venues are an obvious choice. Lots of Dutch, and Belgians attend. They are atheistic, and drawn to pornography and paedophilia. The French have no interest in this so called sport. Leighton Rees is a dead Welsh fat cunt, and probably related to Bubba. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am day drinking in Hoddesdon Frank, never a good idea. Hoddeston? Do people actually still live there? What a shit hole. You truly have given up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Hoddeston? Do people actually still live there? What a shit hole. You truly have given up. Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 16 hours ago, Frank said: Natural World espadrilles in olive. €49.00. https://streamable.com/82wypb I wonder what the people in front of you made of the solitary, middle-aged wannabe lounge lizard sitting behind them whispering 'I think I'm in love with you Gyps, I really do'? You're like a slightly more sophisticated version of Michael Carroll, you common piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I wonder what the people in front of you made of the solitary, middle-aged wannabe lounge lizard sitting behind them whispering 'I think I'm in love with you Gyps, I really do'? You're like a slightly more sophisticated version of Michael Carroll, you common piece of shit. Michael Carroll's from Norfolk. Reckon he's related to Decs? Silly question; they're all related. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Rude. I haven't fucking started yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I haven't fucking started yet. Frank just doesn’t put the effort into his videos anymore, the latest effort is a country mile from the heights of ‘in search of withers’, a washed up has been filming a washed up has been, ironic... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eddie said: Frank just doesn’t put the effort into his videos anymore, the latest effort is a country mile from the heights of ‘in search of withers’, a washed up has been filming a washed up has been, ironic... Rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well I make that 36 minutes, but feel free to contradict me. I'm not sure what's worse Withers, struggling with basic maths, or considering espadrilles in October. There's no need to make him look like a cunt these days, he's doing a fine job with each post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: WTF! What's happened MC? I've had a few days off and one of the few sensibles on here is going AWOL! I woke up this morning to find out DrCunt has returned, one of Frank's greatest foes, and also a right funny cunt. Things aren't looking so bad anymore, and I'm back on terra firma after last night's indulgence. You and Weary are the first newbies in months who can both string a decent post together and hold your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I woke up this morning to find out DrCunt has returned, one of Frank's greatest foes, and also a right funny cunt. Things aren't looking so bad anymore, and I'm back on terra firma after last night's indulgence. You and Weary are the first newbies in months who can both string a decent post together and hold your own. All's good then. I've already been struggling with the mundane bollocks on here without you deserting the sinking ship and leaving me without a lifeboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 19 hours ago, Goober said: Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? Your swansong was fucking hilarious, Doc. You managed to not only shit on the rulebook...you wiped your arse with page thirteen. Its crowning glory was the accusation of Saltys mass trapping pre pubescent boys in his trailer park domicile. The septic got fucked off at Christmas, but it was about three months too late. Unfortunately the sites gone down hill faster than Pen on a frosty morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Your swansong was fucking hilarious, Doc. You managed to not only shit on the rulebook...you wiped your arse with page thirteen. Its crowning glory was the accusation of Saltys mass trapping pre pubescent boys in his trailer park domicile. The septic got fucked off at Christmas, but it was about three months too late. Unfortunately the sites gone down hill faster than Pen on a frosty morning. We're all still waiting for the Major Cunt version of I Did It My Way lyrics to the tune of Ravel's Bolero. When are you going to fuck off instead of keep talking about it? Worse than updates on Donald Trump's pulse rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: All's good then. I've already been struggling with the mundane bollocks on here without you deserting the sinking ship and leaving me without a lifeboat. Sweet as a nut mate. I'm more concerned with 'The Donald's' bout of kung flu. I really wouldn't put it pass Pelosi and Co nobbling the election. I watched a news segment on 'RT' about the postal voting system and how open it is to fraud. We both now if that cunt Biden gets in he's gonna fuck us on trade deal, and without that we're wide open to the EU applying even more pressure. I'd rather see Bernie Sanders win it than Biden as at least his economic policies make sense. I was watching Max Keiser discussing it at length, and as a respected economist I'm more inclined to believe him over 'Fox News'. Trump's a cunt there's no denying that, and his daughters making a fortune with chinky labour, but unfortunately he's our best bet at present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: We're all still waiting for the Major Cunt version of I Did It My Way lyrics to the tune of Ravel's Bolero. When are you going to fuck off instead of keep talking about it? Worse than updates on Donald Trump's pulse rate. Had a change of heart cuntchops. Anyway, if I fuck off now I'm going to miss your Three Mile Island grade meltdown. It's definitely in the post... Edited October 3, 2020 by Major Cunt Harrold, your about as wanted as a Bernardos childe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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