Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I was made by the universe, by evolution, by biology, by physics and by time. If “god” made you, I’m pretty sure he’s regretting it now. It’s well documented that he hates poofs. God made you by mistake... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off and make a soufflé... Half baked like Johnson's covid policy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Clive is Trying for a "birdie" in the bushes by Hoylake Golf Course. Surely not! Hoylake Golf course is a municipal (spits.) He’ll be next door at Royal Liverpool I’d have thought, wanking over an albatross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Papacy was hijacked by some dubious Italian families in the Middle Ages who placed some very disturbing characters into the Vatican. However they were eventually removed. All religions have at some point been hijacked by political opportunists and perverts. Islam is currently infected with despotic Islamist Juntas. You can’t bluff your way out of the Spanish Inquisition, no matter how hard you try, you can’t Torquemada it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 51 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Papacy was hijacked by some dubious Italian families in the Middle Ages who placed some very disturbing characters into the Vatican. However they were eventually removed. All religions have at some point been hijacked by political opportunists and perverts. Islam is currently infected with despotic Islamist Juntas. If you mean The Borgias, they were Spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: No he’s not. You simply want to peddle mandatory buggery into Church scripture because you hate God. Has he said that sodomites will be excommunicated? No, he's blazing a trail for Catholic gay marriage, the filthy Argie bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: But in a nutshell, he's inviting sodomites to attend mass with normal people in flagrant violation of the bible's teachings, is he not? He is forced to do that. Negative demographics are forcing his hand. Even the mass production lines in mega shit holes will soon be reaching the plateau and then go down.The man is wisely planning future investments before the treasury becomes too depleted. Now every flavour counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: MFI B&Q is better for tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Papacy was hijacked by some dubious Italian families in the Middle Ages who placed some very disturbing characters into the Vatican. However they were eventually removed. All religions have at some point been hijacked by political opportunists and perverts. Islam is currently infected with despotic Islamist Juntas. The catholic church is unrecognisable to one I was indoctrinated with. Pope John Paul II would never have come out with this bullshit. Either way, many devout catholics do not acknowledge the current pope as god's representative on Earth. As far as they are concerned, Pope Benedict XVI is still the pontiff. Many countries with large catholic populations that look dimly on sodomy will be aghast at what he said. As the moslem brethren start to infest all corners of the World, we now have a catholic church that is being eaten away from within by political correctness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 11 hours ago, The Beast said: Many countries with large catholic populations that look dimly on sodomy will be aghast at what he said. If God hates fags, why did he make so fucking many of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 Who would have guessed that it would be more difficult for an Englishman to get into Wales* than it would be for a bunch of muzzy ragheads to get into Dover. (*not that any self respecting Englishman wants to travel to a sheep shagging shit hole) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Who would have guessed that it would be more difficult for an Englishman to get into Wales* than it would be for a bunch of muzzy ragheads to get into Dover. (*not that any self respecting Englishman wants to travel to a sheep shagging shit hole) It makes you wonder, if the frogs under Napoleon and the square heads under Hitler had just used rubber dinghys and rubber rings, the UK would have been fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: God made you by mistake... God had run out of balsa wood, and UHU glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 23/10/2020 at 08:53, ChildeHarold said: A heart inside that hunk of beef - carry on pumping shit head and covid cunt. Covid cunt, that did make me laugh for some strange reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 23/10/2020 at 08:42, Dawn Chorus said: nappies .. we're fucking BRITISH! Not for long, better start learning Chinese... 他媽的你混蛋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It makes you wonder, if the frogs under Napoleon and the square heads under Hitler had just used rubber dinghys and rubber rings, the UK would have been fucked. If the UK had been populated by mouthy, liberable, tree hugging snowflakes we certainly would have been. You know the ones that get offended now just because a corpse washes up on the beach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 23/10/2020 at 16:55, Eric Cuntman said: Quite right. I saw a nappy on the sidewalk this morning. Get outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 19 hours ago, White Cunt said: He is forced to do that. Negative demographics are forcing his hand. Even the mass production lines in mega shit holes will soon be reaching the plateau and then go down.The man is wisely planning future investments before the treasury becomes too depleted. Now every flavour counts. I challenged spunkape recently to explain the murky deal the cunt has done with Communist China. This fucker has realised that if the arsefucking RC Church is to survive, the only way is to build allegiances with the most despicable and unchristian organisations on earth. TBH it shouldn’t really be a surprise to anyone if their past actions are anything to go by. 🇬🇧FUCK THE POPE🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Covid cunt, that did make me laugh for some strange reason. Ha ha, for some reason. You like mista? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Surely not! Hoylake Golf course is a municipal (spits.) He’ll be next door at Royal Liverpool I’d have thought, wanking over an albatross. Is he the one with the white gloves signalling from his left trouser arse pocket? Those fluttering little goretex fingers must be hard to resist. Why do they all have gloves tucked half out of their backsides cos I never see any of the fuckers wearing gloves? Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Covid cunt, that did make me laugh for some strange reason. Jake the Wuss. I’ll bet Covid-19 has ruined your drag artiste appearances.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: God had run out of balsa wood, and UHU glue? His son was a carpenter so no excuses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 22 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: God made you by mistake... You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You know the ones that get offended now just because a corpse washes up on the beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You fucking wanker. Church wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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