Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Spot on. I couldn't have made that post more Wizz authored if I'd tried. Another cunt that's disappeared who used to make me chuckle. His hatred of Punkers, Frank and Roops. His most endearing quality though was pretending he wasn't a septic. Too many absentee stalwarts. @Alfie Noakes @Wizardsleeve @scotty @luke swarm @Bill Stickers @KingRollo @'eavensabove Your cuntry needs you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 The West Ham fans do it so much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Indeed, I can picture the dead-dadded cunt driving around rural Oxfordshire in his Hummer, his old man's body tied to the roof rack. Trying to fit in with his atrocious Dick Van Dyke accent whilst simultaneously wearing a 10-gallon hat and stars and stripes chaps. I had my suspicions when I first joined based on some of his lexicon. He tried his best to come across as a dearstalker clad pipe smoking gent, but I remember a thread where he revealed his location as near Niagra Falls. I'd imagine he was once middle management for Chrysler, and picture him looking like a dishevelled Chevy Chase. Longing for white picket fences and a way off the trailer park. An American Frank of sorts... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Frank said: Bullshit!.. I don't miss a single post on here. Show me where you've taken him on and walked away not looking foolish. Go on.. show me. Greasy weasel? Fucking hell , Frank! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 31 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Greasy weasel? Fucking hell , Frank! You above all should know what a "Greasy Weasel" Frank is, Spot. I'd imagine it's quite apparent at any 'CC' board meeting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You above all should know what a "Greasy Weasel" Frank is, Spot. I'd imagine it's quite apparent at any 'CC' board meeting... oh dear... the myth is always far more exciting than the reality. The only greasy weasel and ultimate slippery sod around here is me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: You have improved ...like fine wine.... but.... If Frank is wine then I’d rather drink your wurthers original flavored piss. He’s been fucking shite and a character for ridicule for a good 6 years. But on topic... why is it only football that continues this knee taking bollocks? Watched by cunts, played by cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 9 hours ago, Frank said: Joking aside.. and not including the last few months or so, would you say that I’m probably the best on here? Frank, I have reached a new nadir this evening as I watch the deciding frame of the snooker. I want the Australian to win, only because when Judd Trump talks he sounds like a nig nog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 19 minutes ago, The Beast said: Frank, I have reached a new nadir this evening as I watch the deciding frame of the snooker. I want the Australian to win, only because when Judd Trump talks he sounds like a nig nog. I've been saying that for ages. His fucking 'Bristol Wigga' phonetics, and his fucking stupid haircut. Obviously done by his mum in an attempt to conceal his hideously deformed walnut head. I'd smash the fucking granny out of Vicki Selby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 19 minutes ago, The Beast said: Frank, I have reached a new nadir this evening as I watch the deciding frame of the snooker. I want the Australian to win, only because when Judd Trump talks he sounds like a nig nog. Proper, considering you're no longer a majority shareholder, it might be sensible to lower the racial tone. Spotter might be approaching middle to late-stage Alzheimer's, but Mrs R still puts in the hours, keeping this place honest.. and open! What are you playing at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've been saying that for ages. His fucking 'Bristol Wigga' phonetics, and his fucking stupid haircut. Obviously done by his mum in an attempt to conceal his hideously deformed walnut head. I'd smash the fucking granny out of Vicki Selby. He seems like a nice fella. I didn't detect any wigga phonetics, and he was fairly gracious in defeat. Looks like a rat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Frank said: He seems like a nice fella. I didn't detect any wigga phonetics, and he was fairly gracious in defeat. Looks like a rat. Don't be silly. He talks like a founder wigga. Like a filthy black, and you know it. How would you react if your daughter brought home a buck-toothed Somali and asked for your blessing to marry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've been saying that for ages. His fucking 'Bristol Wigga' phonetics, and his fucking stupid haircut. Obviously done by his mum in an attempt to conceal his hideously deformed walnut head. I'd smash the fucking granny out of Vicki Selby. Punkers would like to smash the granny out of Tony Selby. Get Some In *You may be old enough to know what that means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Punkers would like to smash the granny out of Tony Selby. Get Some In *You may be old enough to know what that means No. I was only 3 in 1975. But I know the actor from loads of telly roles. Usually a low end criminal or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Too many absentee stalwarts. @Alfie Noakes @Wizardsleeve @scotty @luke swarm @Bill Stickers @KingRollo @'eavensabove Your cuntry needs you. Just tried to add Quincy to this sterling line up, but it appears the clip-on tie wearing deviants been deleted. Open wide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Frank said: Proper, considering you're no longer a majority shareholder, it might be sensible to lower the racial tone. Spotter might be approaching middle to late-stage Alzheimer's, but Mrs R still puts in the hours, keeping this place honest.. and open! What are you playing at? Frank, I have always treated you with the utmost consideration. Would I ever tell you lies, you stupid fucking cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't be silly. He talks like a founder wigga. Like a filthy black, and you know it. How would you react if your daughter brought home a buck-toothed Somali and asked for your blessing to marry? Being a pirate he'll probably nick his boat* *if it exists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 8 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Just tried to add Quincy to this sterling line up, but it appears the clip-on tie wearing deviants been deleted. Open wide... The treble chined mouth shiterer was culled long ago and this place is much the poorer. @Decimusrecently revived an old thread with some of the big hitters going great guns at each other and Quincy at his coked up best. Woe is me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The treble chined mouth shiterer was culled long ago and this place is much the poorer. @Decimusrecently revived an old thread with some of the big hitters going great guns at each other and Quincy at his coked up best. Woe is me I read the aforementioned thread and almost shed a tear. Nuggets of cunting gold and some serious old Corner style insults. This thread has spaghetti legs copping it from several parties. To quote the anarexic arse-bandit. Marvelous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't be silly. He talks like a founder wigga. Like a filthy black, and you know it. How would you react if your daughter brought home a buck-toothed Somali and asked for your blessing to marry? Probably suck him off. Besides your average skinny Somali cunt is positively obese compared to our frank. 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I read the aforementioned thread and almost shed a tear. Nuggets of cunting gold and some serious old Corner style insults. This thread has spaghetti legs copping it from several parties. To quote the anarexic arse-bandit. Marvelous... You and others here might have noticed I hate franks guts to the very blackness of my core. I won’t rest until he’s totally destroyed, but like a cockroach, you crush him and he just comes back. Even tertiary bad AIDS and 4 doses of terminal cancer can’t kill the gangly homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Probably suck him off. Besides your average skinny Somali cunt is positively obese compared to our frank. You and others here might have noticed I hate franks guts to the very blackness of my core. I won’t rest until he’s totally destroyed, but like a cockroach, you crush him and he just comes back. Even tertiary bad AIDS and 4 doses of terminal cancer can’t kill the gangly homo That means tht you will never rest .. tbh you are a just prick tucking part timer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 06/12/2020 at 19:04, Decimus said: Indeed, I can picture the dead-dadded cunt driving around rural Oxfordshire in his Hummer, his old man's body tied to the roof rack. Trying to fit in with his atrocious Dick Van Dyke accent whilst simultaneously wearing a 10-gallon hat and stars and stripes chaps. He’s probably lurking around somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 16 hours ago, The Beast said: Frank, I have always treated you with the utmost consideration. Would I ever tell you lies, you stupid fucking cunt. Have I had my tea? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 06/12/2020 at 15:30, Decimus said: Again, a transparent attempt to cause discord. I've happily taken him on before and I think you'll recall the opposite of what you have surmised happened when I did. He's been warned this time round and I'll leave it there unless I'm further provoked It'll be me who decides who I take on and when, not you, you greasy fucking weasel. You have to face it Decco .. you are just a 16 hours a week part timer .. the council offices are full of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 In my youth, taking the knee used to mean getting a “fourpenny one” right in the small coal. I reckon that would be far more interesting to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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