Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm just about old enough to remember the days when said waitress would have an obligatory dog end clenched between her remaining six teeth. Now I'm no polymath or advanced physicist, but perhaps as The Corner's resident non-spastic Hawking, you could explain. How did the precariously balanced six centimetres of ash from said dog end stay in situ for the entirety of her shift? Sheer fucking willpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm just about old enough to remember the days when said waitress would have an obligatory dog end clenched between her remaining six teeth. Now I'm no polymath or advanced physicist, but perhaps as The Corner's resident non-spastic Hawking, you could explain. How did the precariously balanced six centimetres of ash from said dog end stay in situ for the entirety of her shift? the woman at the ice cream kiosk had psoriasis and those flakes absolutely obeyed the laws of Physics. Fuckin gross and absolutely true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Sheer fucking willpower. a pre-Lucas manifestation of the force CB. I reckon my mum would have blown me if our family had been a bit more progressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: All served on a chipped willow pattern plate the size of a dustbin lid on a grotty Formica table by a haggard 65-year old waitress in a completely inappropriate low-cut top, along with a giant tin cup of navvy-strength tea. I think I've just cum. I remember when it was called "caff" not poncy "C'faaaay" like nowadays. "Do what? Decaffeinated coffee? Wot the faaaks that? Look theres a gay bar up the road you know"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 18 hours ago, ratcum said: I reckon my mum would have blown me if our family had been a bit more progressive If anyone else had said this they'd have got a ban, and rightly so. She wasn't a slag, your mum, just ahead of her time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 On 28/01/2021 at 22:00, King Billy said: Alex Salmond has gone full scorched earth attack on Jeanette McKrankie, the Scottish Crown Office, the MSM and Police Scotland. Total shitfest and the ginger dwarf and her cronies are in it up to their necks, which is not as deep as normal, as their average height is about 3’ 6.” This is going to be great fun to watch over the next few days. Who said dwarf throwing was finished? Lock her up! Lock her up! etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Electro-shock therapy in Rampton this time was it Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Electro-shock therapy in Rampton this time was it Punkers? I believe that therapy was applied to Alan Turing....who deliberately broke the law... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 The more Bojo the Scottish Fried Mars Bar digs in the more he will divide the Union. Scotland would do well in the EU. England then could settle into its lonely path of backwards and reactionary imperialism on its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The more Bojo the Scottish Fried Mars Bar digs in the more he will divide the Union. Scotland would do well in the EU. England then could settle into its lonely path of backwards and reactionary imperialism on its own. Are you serious ? Yes, of course you are. Harold, the krankie lady is living in a dream world. If they were outside the union they would be bankrupt. Don't get me wrong, Scotland has been fucked over many times, and I can understand the anger of some Scots, but breaking the union and then joining the EU... I can't see it happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 18 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I believe that therapy was applied to Alan Turing....who deliberately broke the law... 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 18:48, Earl of Punkape said: Lock her up! Lock her up! etc. Is that Glasgie for Lockerbie Lockerbie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that Glasgie for Lockerbie Lockerbie! Go into a pub and order a Lockerbie. A large one on the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The more Bojo the Scottish Fried Mars Bar digs in the more he will divide the Union. Scotland would do well in the EU. England then could settle into its lonely path of backwards and reactionary imperialism on its own. Harold. Scotland is a dungheap entirely of it’s own making at the moment. The uneducated and uncivilised population have been programmed with anti English, pro EU, ultra woke, anti Tory, anti Labour Party fairy tales in which their destiny is independence and nothing on Earth can stop it for years now. The SNP are seeing the roof cave in above them right now with Alex Salmond, greasy little cunt that he is rallying his loyal supporters to expose the cabal of corrupt tossers who have not only stabbed him in the back but tried to have him locked up with the help of the media, the police hierarchy and the judiciary. The SNP are currently engaged in distraction tactics on a massive scale to deflect the attention of the public from their corruption, illegality and failure in every aspect of government. Today’s episode of McSmoke and mirrors is an unbelievable attempt to deflect from their vaccine rollout debacle. The ‘real’ news which the McKrankie crime family and their pet media outlets would have the tartan skirt wearing savages digest today is that Donald Trumps golf resorts in Scotland need to be investigated under ‘unexplained wealth’ laws. Their ship is sinking faster than Natalie Wood with Robert Wagners foot on her head and the few honest SNP politicians are coming out and disowning them for the duplicitous scum that most people south of Gretna Green have seen them as for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 On 30/01/2021 at 14:07, Cuntybaws said: If anyone else had said this they'd have got a ban, and rightly so. She wasn't a slag, your mum, just ahead of her time. We had a neighbour who was a single mother when that sort of thing was still rare. People used to clap at her from across the street. Some shouted "Lassie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go into a pub and order a Lockerbie. A large one on the house. fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Harold. Scotland is a dungheap entirely of it’s own making at the moment. The uneducated and uncivilised population have been programmed with anti English, pro EU, ultra woke, anti Tory, anti Labour Party fairy tales in which their destiny is independence and nothing on Earth can stop it for years now. The SNP are seeing the roof cave in above them right now with Alex Salmond, greasy little cunt that he is rallying his loyal supporters to expose the cabal of corrupt tossers who have not only stabbed him in the back but tried to have him locked up with the help of the media, the police hierarchy and the judiciary. The SNP are currently engaged in distraction tactics on a massive scale to deflect the attention of the public from their corruption, illegality and failure in every aspect of government. Today’s episode of McSmoke and mirrors is an unbelievable attempt to deflect from their vaccine rollout debacle. The ‘real’ news which the McKrankie crime family and their pet media outlets would have the tartan skirt wearing savages digest today is that Donald Trumps golf resorts in Scotland need to be investigated under ‘unexplained wealth’ laws. Their ship is sinking faster than Natalie Wood with Robert Wagners foot on her head and the few honest SNP politicians are coming out and disowning them for the duplicitous scum that most people south of Gretna Green have seen them as for years. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch. We should hold a referendum with the entire UK getting vote as to whether we fuck these sub arctic savages off for good. I can bet for sure the EU will tell them to piss right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch. We should hold a referendum with the entire UK getting vote as to whether we fuck these sub arctic savages off for good. I can bet for sure the EU will tell them to piss right off The whole U.K. should be allowed to vote on Scottish independence. That way we could keep voting not to let them leave, even though we would love them to. They could have a referendum three times a week imo just to let the cunts know who’s boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: The whole U.K. should be allowed to vote on Scottish independence. That way we could keep voting not to let them leave, even though we would love them to. They could have a referendum three times a week imo just to let the cunts know who’s boss. They'll stop importing shortbread biscuits to us. What will Decs dip into his builders tea when he's counting his paper clips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They'll stop importing shortbread biscuits to us. What will Decs dip into his builders tea when he's counting his paper clips? Bourbons. He can then pretend his tea is the Channel and the biscuit is someone who fell out of the dinghy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Bourbons. He can then pretend his tea is the Channel and the biscuit is someone who fell out of the dinghy. Garibaldi’s or Trotsky creme assortment?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 57 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Garibaldi’s or Trotsky creme assortment?. I rather like revolutionary biscuits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I rather like revolutionary biscuits. I like those Pink Panther wafer things the bestest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They'll stop importing shortbread biscuits to us. What will Decs dip into his builders tea when he's counting his paper clips? It’s exporting, actually. But back to your point - the loss or increased cost of gut expanding Scottish products would not have been welcomed by most of the English public. And Scottish cashmere is not to be sniffed at, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 On 28/01/2021 at 22:00, King Billy said: Alex Salmond has gone full scorched earth attack on Jeanette McKrankie, the Scottish Crown Office, the MSM and Police Scotland. Total shitfest and the ginger dwarf and her cronies are in it up to their necks, which is not as deep as normal, as their average height is about 3’ 6.” This is going to be great fun to watch over the next few days. Who said dwarf throwing was finished? https://ibb.co/GCHbKsf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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