Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Let me check if Caitlin Jenner or Kelly Maloney is free first. I’ll get back to you. Good fucking god man. The thought of mounting pen, a hairier and more butch version of Sasquatch, is the stuff of nightmares. Imagine it’s pendulous cock and grapefruit sized balls dangling down as it assumed position, growling like an angry beast in anticipation of a back scuttling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You’re in a rich vein of form at the moment jugg ears, an almost Quincy like level of persistence mixed with gibberish shit flinging. You’ve also got his predatory knack for rooting out the wrong uns. It almost makes me want to take a shit in your mouth Agreed. Ed is my brother from another mother, but I'm getting nostalgic twinges for the days of QC with Fatty's recent cunting exploits. All we need now is for Stickers to log on and our jug eared hero to cast aspersions on his SE Asian backpacking and bugle escapades. @Bill Stickers fucking explain yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking god man. The thought of mounting pen, a hairier and more butch version of Sasquatch, is the stuff of nightmares. Imagine it’s pendulous cock and grapefruit sized balls dangling down as it assumed position, growling like an angry beast in anticipation of a back scuttling You sick cunt, how many Corner members will be afraid to go to sleep tonight in case their traitorous subconscious manifests this particular vision in the small hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You sick cunt, how many Corner members will be afraid to go to sleep tonight in case their traitorous subconscious manifests this particular vision in the small hours? All in a days work. Compared to some of the she beast bush pigs which inhabit your homeland bawsy, pens probably the best of a bad bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: All in a days work. Compared to some of the she beast bush pigs which inhabit your homeland bawsy, pens probably the best of a bad bunch Consider yourself fortunate that I don't post some deep fake porn of Susan Boyle in retaliation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Consider yourself fortunate that I don't post some deep fake porn of Susan Boyle in retaliation. I’d rather fuck her than pen. I’m not a homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Consider yourself fortunate that I don't post some deep fake porn of Susan Boyle in retaliation. Susan Boyle bent over, legs spread and her Rangers shirt pulled up in anticipation. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Consider yourself fortunate that I don't post some deep fake porn of Susan Boyle in retaliation. The only film I would watch with a 'Boyle' in it, would be 'A Sense Of Freedom'. I might watch it later now I've thought of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only film I would watch with a 'Boyle' in it, would be 'A Sense Of Freedom'. I might watch it later now I've thought of it. Great film, but you'd obviously call them movies, lol. I watched Once Upon A Time In America the other night, and am currently watching the Long Good Friday. Bob Hoskins finest film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only film I would watch with a 'Boyle' in it, would be 'A Sense Of Freedom'. I might watch it later now I've thought of it. Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein. The blind hermit scene with Gene Spackman is classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Susan Boyle bent over, legs spread and her Rangers shirt pulled up in anticipation. 😂 I've heard of panty stuffing, but this is going too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 11 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Great film, but you'd obviously call them movies, lol. I watched Once Upon A Time In America the other night, and am currently watching the Long Good Friday. Bob Hoskins finest film. ‘...culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an ‘ot dog, know what I mean?’ The real ‘Harold!’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘...culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an ‘ot dog, know what I mean?’ The real ‘Harold!’ My favourite bits were any of the bits with Helen Mirren at maximum hotness, and that shifty cunt Charlie out of Casualty getting a broken whisky bottle in the throat. You watch that cunt in anything that he's acted in. Can't make eye contact, eyes darting about all over the place. Dodgy cunt. Oh yeah, and I like the bit where Denzil out of Only Fools And Horses gets fucked up... "Razors, cut 'im" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourite bits were any of the bits with Helen Mirren at maximum hotness, and that shifty cunt Charlie out of Casualty getting a broken whisky bottle in the throat. You watch that cunt in anything that he's acted in. Can't make eye contact, eyes darting about all over the place. Dodgy cunt. Oh yeah, and I like the bit where Denzil out of Only Fools And Horses gets fucked up... "Razors, cut 'im" Played by Derek Thompson. He always looked away from the camera in case he burst out laughing "Me, the highest paid actor on BBC (fact in 2017), what cunts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourite bits were any of the bits with Helen Mirren at maximum hotness, and that shifty cunt Charlie out of Casualty getting a broken whisky bottle in the throat. You watch that cunt in anything that he's acted in. Can't make eye contact, eyes darting about all over the place. Dodgy cunt. Oh yeah, and I like the bit where Denzil out of Only Fools And Horses gets fucked up... "Razors, cut 'im" I remember him getting topped in Wild Geese II. He was a former Provo if I can recall and took the piss out of the RSM who was training them so the RSM killed. Can't remember how. I'll have a look on YouTube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 Another one, International Womans Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘...culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an ‘ot dog, know what I mean?’ The real ‘Harold!’ Spasticated lanky streak of piss. The Mafia...I've shit em. Harry Shand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 21 hours ago, Guest Fatty said: Agreed, now all of you fuck off, I’m trying to watch Corry No matter how much dough you've got, you can't buy taste. The last time I watched that shite as a child there was an old dear called Nora Batty. I'm sure that given today's woke culture the lesbian screenwriters are scripting the arrival of her pre-op grandchild. Corrie? You stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: there was an old dear called Nora Batty. Nowadays it would be Norman Batty Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 On 08/03/2021 at 20:24, Decimus said: Are you seriously trying to deflect attention away from your fantasies about children engaging in scatalogical sex sessions by insinuating that making an off colour, casually racist remark is comparable? It just again goes to show how truly fucking perverse and sick you are, that in your world the abuse of children is not as offensive as a bit of racist banter between friends. Let me let you in on a little secret, 10 out of 10 cats would want you castrated and strung up for your twisted views and would prefer to live next door to even the most virulent of racists instead of a twisted, sinister fuck like you. You dirty, sick, absolutely fucking filthy freak. The only thing that fits your words is yourself. You are extremely ripe for demotion from Captain Carbuncke to Ordinary Seaman Economy Fishfinger Third Class. Useless boring twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The only thing that fits your words is yourself. You are extremely ripe for demotion from Captain Carbuncke to Ordinary Seaman Economy Fishfinger Third Class. Useless boring twat. Where abouts in London did you get your release suit tailored Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Where abouts in London did you get your release suit tailored Harold? I bet you have an account at the Row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I bet you have an account at the Row. Hook, line, sinker, rod, angler and half of the riverbank, but too dull to realise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I bet you have an account at the Row. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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