King Billy Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're called 'pancakes'. Perfumed, dandy faggot cunt. Welcome back Eric. Just in time for Franks 14th funeral celebrations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Welcome back Eric. Just in time for Franks 14th funeral celebrations. Did you see that shit about him hoping I wouldn't come back? What a load of bollocks. He's infatuated with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you see that shit about him hoping I wouldn't come back? What a load of bollocks. He's infatuated with me. In his defence, he was highly complimentary first Eric. Welcome home and kindly kill you know who please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you see that shit about him hoping I wouldn't come back? What a load of bollocks. He's infatuated with me. He’s always preferred men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Shut you stupid cunt face, you absolute fucking bellend. You're like the human equivalent of tinnitus, an endless, unintelligible, repetitive fucking drone. Take your spastic waterlogged head and shove it in your fucking oven. "And your specialist subject Keith Decimus?" "Oh, psycho paranoia 1887 to 1997 with reference to my DNA journey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "And your specialist subject Keith Decimus?" "Oh, psycho paranoia 1887 to 1997 with reference to my DNA journey." Reported for doxxing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: MC, don't waste your energy on him. I am hanging on his every word. Just one slip up from him, and I will grass him up big time. Good man, Withers. He's bound to fuck up sooner or later with a jibe about somebody's wife ect. Punkers has stolen your mantle as the sites informer in chief, so the first order of business should be getting the cunt banned, but only if he makes bail in the Barrymore pool case... Edited March 26, 2021 by Major Cunt Switched phones keyboard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: MC, don't waste your energy on him. I am hanging on his every word. Just one slip up from him, and I will grass him up big time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: ....and I am pouring over all your old posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, Frank said: Stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off. Good morning, Frank. I see that you're yet again threatening to come up with some new material As you insist on banging on about the same old shit, let me repeat what I've told you before. If it's more of your Alexei Sayle, time warp John's got a new motor shit, you can shove it up your fucking arse. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, Frank said: A dog to remember is Schnitzel Von Krum, with his very short legs and his very low tum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Frank said: une charge de merde française. How's the wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: une charge de merde française. How's the wife? If by wife you mean that dead, yellow dwarf he keeps in the freezer, I've heard that one of his kids mistook it for an unwrapped lemon Calyppo. Tears ensued when they took a lick and it tasted of egg fried rice instead of citrussy goodness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: If by wife you mean that dead, yellow dwarf he keeps in the freezer, I've heard that one of his kids mistook it for an unwrapped lemon Calyppo. Tears ensued when they took a lick and it tasted of egg fried rice instead of citrussy goodness. Rumour has it that he occasionally defrosts the old gook when he's sick of slapping his salami, but the last time he attempted it she wasn't completely thawed out, and he managed to snap her spine in half during the throws of coitus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 On 24/03/2021 at 21:17, Frank said: Do you know what Stubbs, I honestly don't know if I'll be able to cope when lockdown comes to an end. I'm smack bang in the middle of London and I've had the best year of my life. I really have. Take today for example... up at midday, couple of hours snooker in the basement, crepes on tap, an hour on the Schindelhauer around the parks, Salmon & Sorrel a la Troisgros for supper and now Nina Simone on Netflix. What a wonderful life. I see you've been taking a pounding again frank, you spineless gangling poof. Other than the misguided DC, every cunt here, like your family, hates your fucking guts. On DC, I'm about PM him your previous form and of course give him your home address. If he thinks as much of you as he make out, he'll more than likely arrange a visitor for you in the form of yet another barely legal rent boy. You could bend him over you snooker table and stick your Schindelhauer up his AIDS weeping wrong 'un you bullshitting cretinous fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If by wife you mean that dead, yellow dwarf he keeps in the freezer, I've heard that one of his kids mistook it for an unwrapped lemon Calyppo. Tears ensued when they took a lick and it tasted of egg fried rice instead of citrussy goodness. Great opening sentence.. grinning ear to ear at Calyppo. Very poorly executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Rumour has it that he occasionally defrosts the old gook when he's sick of slapping his salami, but the last time he attempted it she wasn't completely thawed out, and he managed to snap her spine in half during the throws of coitus. I heard he only married her because she was good at clearing the guttering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 54 minutes ago, Frank said: Great opening sentence.. grinning ear to ear at Calyppo. Very poorly executed. This thread was supposed to be on the subject of Mastermind Frank. As the only way you could ever possibly appear on the show would be if the famous leather chair needed a couple of replacement spindly legs, I strongly suggest you do one without further delay. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Fuck off you whining faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Post Removed Mrs R, we both know that my Ming never really was. At the last count she has died eight times on here to my six. According to certain members, her body parts have been in my freezer for five years and occasionally I fuck them. That's all very well and no less than what I deserve. However, I won't stand for the likes of Withers.. or any other fucker, knocking my actual wife. Not only is it upsetting, it's a blatant disregard of the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 I think Frank has a point here lads.....stop it now, d’ya here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Mrs R, we both know that my Ming never really was. At the last count she has died eight times on here to my six. According to certain members, her body parts have been in my freezer for five years and occasionally I fuck them. That's all very well and no less than what I deserve. However, I won't stand for the likes of Withers.. or any other fucker, knocking my actual wife. Not only is it upsetting, it's a blatant disregard of the rules. 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I think Frank has a point here lads.....stop it now, d’ya here? I think we should sound the hypocrite wanker klaxon for Frank. Can I count on your support the next time the gangling dox troll mentions my actual wife? Absolutely fucking priceless. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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