Trucking Funt Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Has anyone heard from @ChildeHarold recently? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Has anyone heard from @ChildeHarold recently? Talk about living the dream. The Terminator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Sounds like a sorry individual who needed some help, but wasn't getting it. I will say this, if the stupid cunt had waited another twenty four hours, it would've made a better headline. Dickless has been rather quiet lately, I wonder... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Fucking Wurzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 51 minutes ago, dave said: Sounds like a sorry individual who needed some help, but wasn't getting it. No, it doesn't. It sounds like some inbred thick-as-pigshit yokel that thought the world owed him a living. What help he needed was a swift drowning in the bath by his mother as soon as she'd spat him out, assisted if necessary by her brother (who was clearly the father.) 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 "He won't be back" FFS, he sounds like a Terminator powered by a ZX81 with a 16k expansion pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 22 years old??...what? In dog years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 32 minutes ago, scotty said: No, it doesn't. It sounds like some inbred thick-as-pigshit yokel that thought the world owed him a living. What help he needed was a swift drowning in the bath by his mother as soon as she'd spat him out, assisted if necessary by her brother (who was clearly the father.) Apparently there's another vid where he was ranting extensively about not being able to find a bird who would open her legs for him. He should of asked Una Stubbs before she snuffed it, she was into Wurzels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, dave said: Sounds like a sorry individual who needed some help, but wasn't getting it. I will say this, if the stupid cunt had waited another twenty four hours, it would've made a better headline. Dickless has been rather quiet lately, I wonder... I see that he worked for Babcock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Apparently his YouTube account has been disabled because he "violated their off-line behaviour policy". No fucking shit! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 19 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Apparently there's another vid where he was ranting extensively about not being able to find a bird who would open her legs for him. He should of asked Una Stubbs before she snuffed it, she was into Wurzels. I don't think she liked Wurzels pumpkin head, especially one that looks like it's been smeared with glue and kicked around a dog grooming parlour before closing time on a Friday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: What help he needed was a swift drowning in the bath by his mother as soon as she'd spat him out, assisted if necessary by her brother (who was clearly the father.) As I said, Dickless has gone very quiet lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Apparently his YouTube account has been disabled because he "violated their off-line behaviour policy". This is just the latest worrying development in thought policing from YouTube (and other social media platforms). Now not only will your company fire you if it comes to light that you once called someone a poof down the pub back in 1983, but you can't even post an innocent video of cats doing cute things if some cunt at YouTube takes exception to your misuse of personal pronouns on Cunts Corner. This is the sort of shit @King Billy should be worrying about, instead of Covid-related conspiracies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Apparently his YouTube account has been disabled because he "violated their off-line behaviour policy". No fucking shit! To be fair, he doesn't need it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Apparently there's another vid where he was ranting extensively about not being able to find a bird who would open her legs for him. He should of asked Una Stubbs before she snuffed it, she was into Wurzels. With a bit of fake tan, a stinky potato sack and ten year old sandals for attire, he would have found love in Bradford or Birmingham. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, White Cunt said: With a bit of fake tan, a stinky potato sack and ten year old sandals for attire, he would have found love in Bradford or Birmingham. Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Apparently there's another vid where he was ranting extensively about not being able to find a bird who would open her legs for him. What was wrong with his immediate relatives then? They would have been the obvious choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Excuse the metaphor, but someone is deservedly going to get shot in the face for giving this maniac a shotgun licence. The fact that he purchased a pump action shotgun should immediately have set alarm bells ringing and instigated a more thorough check of his background, since they are of practically no use in field sports or target shooting. Regarding his ranting about being a virgin, perhaps the fat cunt should have had a haircut and gone on a diet rather than blaming everyone else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, scotty said: What was wrong with his immediate relatives then? They would have been the obvious choice. Well, as it turns out, his mother was fucked. Ouch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, Goober said: Excuse the metaphor, but someone is deservedly going to get shot in the face for giving this maniac a shotgun licence. The fact that he purchased a pump action shotgun should immediately have set alarm bells ringing and instigated a more thorough check of his background, since they are of practically no use in field sports or target shooting. Regarding his ranting about being a virgin, perhaps the fat cunt should have had a haircut and gone on a diet rather than blaming everyone else. There was a yank incel a few years ago - the first little virgin to get violent about it really - went by the name of Elliot Rogers. He was relatively wealthy and in decent shape, but what a lot of these cunts won't say is that they're often extremely picky with women. Elliot wanted a blond haired, blue eyed supermodel type - he wasn't interested in anything less and he threw a wobbler and killed cunts when he couldn't get it. Any cunt can get a shag, but these cunts set the bar so high that they only want a specific type of woman. It's like me refusing to shag slow, fat mackem lasses because Jeri Ryan isn't an option. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 36 minutes ago, Goober said: Well, as it turns out, his mother was fucked. Ouch. You are one sick cunt. Are you @scotty's love child? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You are one sick cunt, are you @scotty's love child? There's definitely a daily top 10 sickipedia joke in that one, if it's not already been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 4 hours ago, dave said: Sounds like a sorry individual who needed some help, but wasn't getting it. I will say this, if the stupid cunt had waited another twenty four hours, it would've made a better headline. Dickless has been rather quiet lately, I wonder... 2 hours ago, dave said: As I said, Dickless has gone very quiet lately... Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Has anyone heard from @ChildeHarold recently? "Oive got a bran' new comboine 'arvester " Looks like they'll be looking for a new village idiot. I suppose all that sitting on a wall, sucking on a blade of grass and giving out incomprehensible directions to lost travellers became all too much for the twat. Hopefully he's in hell getting arse fucked by Dennis Nilson and John Wayne Gacy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Who are you? Probably a normal heterosexual. You are wasting your time there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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