Belgians

[Neil]

I'm working for a couple of Belgians at the mo and wondered if they're all as fucking boring with zero personalities as the two I'm dealing with? The house is so minimalist and soulless and it matches their humourless demeanour exactly. Is it just these two or are they all fucking robotic personality deprived dorks?

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Neil said:

I'm working for a couple of Belgians at the mo and wondered if they're all as fucking boring with zero personalities as the two I'm dealing with? The house is so minimalist and soulless and it matches their humourless demeanour exactly. Is it just these two or are they all fucking robotic personality deprived dorks?

Have you had a squeeze of their buns?

[Decimus]

2 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'm working for a couple of Belgians at the mo and wondered if they're all as fucking boring with zero personalities as the two I'm dealing with? The house is so minimalist and soulless and it matches their humourless demeanour exactly. Is it just these two or are they all fucking robotic personality deprived dorks?

Belgium is only famous for two things, chocolate and paedophiles, and they only invented chocolate to entice kids.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

I'm working for a couple of Belgians at the mo and wondered if they're all as fucking boring with zero personalities as the two I'm dealing with? The house is so minimalist and soulless and it matches their humourless demeanour exactly. Is it just these two or are they all fucking robotic personality deprived dorks?

You're talking about a country whose weakest beer is about 8%, so you can't have a good session in their pubs, they pour mayonnaise on their chips and their most famous landmark is a statue that is taking a piss.  That's why they're so fucking dull. 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Belgium is only famous for two things, chocolate and paedophiles, and they only invented chocolate to entice kids.

So that's why the 'mannequin pis' is a statue of a small boy with his dick out! Fucking explains it 

[Frank]

28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You're talking about a country whose weakest beer is about 8%, so you can't have a good session in their pubs, they pour mayonnaise on their chips and their most famous landmark is a statue that is taking a piss.  That's why they're so fucking dull. 

Of all the idiot characters that have come and gone on here, gyps, you are probably the ugliest of them all. You’re an horrible fucking thing and I sincerely wish you an early death. 

[The Beast]

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Of all the idiot characters that have come and gone on here, gyps, you are probably the ugliest of them all. You’re an horrible fucking thing and I sincerely wish you an early death. 

Thick, fucking moron.

[pegleg]

What is a Belgian anyway ? A Dutch person in the north , French in the south ?

[Eric Cuntman]

25 minutes ago, Frank said:

Of all the idiot characters that have come and gone on here, gyps, you are probably the ugliest of them all. You’re an horrible fucking thing and I sincerely wish you an early death. 

Idiot. Yes I know the Beast already did it... before you get all fucking excited again.

[Ape™️]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Idiot. Yes I know the Beast already did it... before you get all fucking excited again.

Thick cunt, thick cunt, so thick they said it twice. 
Thick cunt, thick cunt, buying trousers at a very high price.

[camberwell gypsy]

41 minutes ago, Frank said:

Of all the idiot characters that have come and gone on here, gyps, you are probably the ugliest of them all. You’re an horrible fucking thing and I sincerely wish you an early death. 

You smooth talking bastard. I bet Ming frothed in her drawers when you sweet talked her.

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

You smooth talking bastard. I bet Ming frothed in her drawers when you sweet talked her.

That was probably a chemical reaction from the packages of heroin he made her shove up her cunt before they left Beijing.

[Frank]

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Thick, fucking moron.

It's a bit desparete pulling up a minnow punter on a typo. Get back to the grind, doc, you fucking chancer. 

[Neil]

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

It's a bit desperate pulling up a minnow punter on a typo. Get back to the grind, doc, you fucking chancer. 

Don't fucking overplay your status

[Wolfie]

2 hours ago, Neil said:

I'm working for a couple of Belgians at the mo and wondered if they're all as fucking boring with zero personalities as the two I'm dealing with? The house is so minimalist and soulless and it matches their humourless demeanour exactly. Is it just these two or are they all fucking robotic personality deprived dorks?

I quite like Belgium. We've taken our camper on a couple of occasions and the weather has been scorching enough to make even Frank overcome the embarrassment of wearing shorts. I love the strong beer, traditional food (especially in the south, near Charleroi) and fantastic carriageway system which, despite roughly the same volume of cars per x-area as the UK, seems to flow with relative ease. It's clean, safe, and has shit loads of beautiful forests and lakes in the south.

But yes, as a species they are the world's most boring, mundane, characterless fucking souls. When God gave nations personalities, he somehow bypassed the Belgians. I'll wager if you were to locate @Gronda Gronda's IP address, it'd be slap-bang in the middle of Brussels. 

[ProfB]

Belgium chocolates

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Bugger off you corner hacker

 

[Eric Cuntman]

31 minutes ago, Frank said:

It's a bit desparete pulling up a minnow punter on a typo. Get back to the grind, doc, you fucking chancer. 

Says the petty little cunt who was so pleased with himself for pulling me up on missing a quoted post.  

What an unconscionable wanker you are.

[Hammer of Cunts]

Belgium is Europe's car-park, it's where we go for a fight. It's hardly surpising that they don't keep much in their houses; it just gets smashed up every couple of generations.

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Of all the idiot characters that have come and gone on here, gyps, you are probably the ugliest of them all. You’re an horrible fucking thing and I sincerely wish you an early death. 

Francis, Gypps is a close personal friend of mine. We had finger-time back in the 80’s in her Dad’s caravan. Is there any need?

[King Billy]

Belgium..... where Germans go for a shit.

[camberwell gypsy]

12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Francis, Gypps is a close personal friend of mine. We had finger-time back in the 80’s in her Dad’s caravan. Is there any need?

They weren't fingers, they were chocolate hobnobs. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They weren't fingers, they were chocolate hobnobs. 

I don’t know what’s come over him Gypps. Sincerest apologies. I’ll have a word, next week, at brunch.

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Belgium is only famous for two things, chocolate and paedophiles, and they only invented chocolate to entice kids.

You forgot Jean Claude Van Damme, Poirot, Tintin, and Vincent Kompany. Not a bad back four, come to think of it. 

[Frank]

48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Says the petty little cunt who was so pleased with himself for pulling me up on missing a quoted post.  

What an unconscionable wanker you are.

Some things you should simply let be, Eric. This is the fifth post you’ve made over four days, hopelessly defending something that none of us can remember. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Frank said:

Some things you should simply let be, Eric. This is the fifth post you’ve made over four days, hopelessly defending something that none of us can remember. 

Yes. But I'm right aren't I. That's why you 'liked' it.