Frank Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Like your dog,, you are absolutely pointless, pleb. You’re drunk, Ed. Everything about you is disgusting. Have a pop at me by all means, but don’t you dare mention my dog again. Understood? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re drunk, Ed. Everything about you is disgusting. Have a pop at me by all means, but don’t you dare mention my dog again. Understood? A made in Chelsea wannabe pleb, both pointless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s a happy little pooch isn’t he. Of course he is, he gets his anal glands squeezed every week by his gay owner,no straight man would ever be seen dead walking one of those little shitcunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: It's time, withers. https://streamable.com/zjlm6y Your fosse septique doesn't comply, but kick that yapping piece of shit into it anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Am I the only one thinking @Frank seems quite comfortable and at home roaming around the woods, knocking on already open doors and shouting out loud. Disgusting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Am I the only one thinking @Frank seems quite comfortable and at home roaming around the woods, knocking on already open doors and shouting out loud. Disgusting. You just described Uncle Remus from Song Of The South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eddie said: A made in Chelsea wannabe pleb, both pointless. Be very careful Eddie .. he's barking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, you were only in Italy the other day and now off to the Isle of Skye, didn't you know there's a cost of living crisis going on? How are you making all this money then, anything illegal? We could join forces. Neil has always been a frequent traveller around Europe. Those prozzies won’t murder themselves you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: You’re drunk, Ed. Everything about you is disgusting. Have a pop at me by all means, but don’t you dare mention my dog again. Understood? The dog should have you put down Frank. The poor thing has quite obviously suffered enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 30/01/2023 at 02:56, Neil said: I've had the odd "I've got a wet patch in the bedroom,can you sort it for me" but as of yet no offer of a face full of damp for a bit of damp proofing Apparently if you like a bit of rough trade with a Council house slapper, the Gas board is the job for you. Endless offers of Ugandan discussions in return for making the gas meter “non compliant” apparently. Perhaps a career change is due, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 20 hours ago, Frank said: https://streamable.com/mtc4tx So…she’s not in the freezer, she’s under a blue tarpaulin in a rotten, rancid Hillbilly cabin in the woods. You must have hated that woman, Francis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: So…she’s not in the freezer, she’s under a blue tarpaulin in a rotten, rancid Hillbilly cabin in the woods. You must have hated that woman, Francis. You've come pretty close to summing up my current dire situation in your recent posts DC. I've lost everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 43 minutes ago, Frank said: You've come pretty close to summing up my current dire situation in your recent posts DC. I've lost everything. Frank, all the bickering and insults aside, what's happened, are you ok? I've been close to defeat and pulled myself out of the rut to become the man I am today. Men have it hard enough in this world, what with all the pressures and having to at least appear to be of value to opposite sex. Is there anything you want to discuss, do you need any advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 19 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: he's barking He's not from Barking, he's from Chelsea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: You've come pretty close to summing up my current dire situation in your recent posts DC. I've lost everything. I can’t envisage this. Alexander the Great had weak moments. He was a dwarf, Greek cunt too. Do some homework and rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He was a dwarf, Greek cunt too. Fwanky, the 8th dwarf who was far too gay to be in a fairy tale even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 04/02/2023 at 12:38, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, you were only in Italy the other day and now off to the Isle of Skye, didn't you know there's a cost of living crisis going on? How are you making all this money then, anything illegal? We could join forces. Fucking plane full of sweaties celebrating winning at Twickenham yesterday, noisy pissed up cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: pissed up cunts. Well, I normally shoot my load and withdraw Neil, however I understand that a man of your considerable years has to go when he has to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 04/02/2023 at 17:24, Frank said: You’re drunk, Ed. Everything about you is disgusting. Have a pop at me by all means, but don’t you dare mention my dog again. Understood? About seven years ago I was in the book section of Jarrold's in Norwich. You'll probably know it best from the natty radio jingle that was used to advertise it on the now defunct radio station, Broadland 102. "Jarrold's- The Storrrreeeee." Anyway, after five minutes of perusing the cookery section and finding to my utter disdain that they didn't stock any of Gary Rhodes' back catalogue, I happened perchance to spy local celebrity Keith Pelham browsing the Mind, Body and Spirituality shelf. Now I remembered Keith from a trip to BBC Radio Norfolk when I was selected as part of a small group of young, gifted and talented students at my middle school to visit their offices in Norwich. Keith was full of braggadocio and keen to impress us kids with the plethora of modern tracks within his otherwise stodgy playlist. However, when I asked him if he had Champagne Supernova in his collection, the befuddled old tosser asked me "Who's that by?" Needless to say, when I saw him grinning inanely at a fourth edition 'An Autobiography of a Yogi' it was all I could do to suppress myself from going over there and shoving his face in my generously proportioned cock and balls and making him my bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 https://streamable.com/ufxwrd 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, Neil said: https://streamable.com/ufxwrd Fucking Hell, it's turning into a straight to DVD Danny Dyer flick on here. You genuinely sound enraged enough to want to smash the old faggot's back doors in sans lube, which is worth a like in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 22 hours ago, Decimus said: shoving his face in my generously proportioned cock and balls How do you square that with your avowed distaste for homosexuality? Then again, maybe that would account for your close friendship with Wiffles 🏳️🌈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Neil said: https://streamable.com/ufxwrd Very little effort in disguising what must be one of the ugliest working class accents I've ever heard. At least it appears genuine, unlike Eddie's soppy Essex twang. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Neil said: https://streamable.com/ufxwrd As much as I like the footage, it seems a pity you've travelled all the way to a remote Hebridean island to escape the uniformity of everyday life, only to howl Frank's name from the top of a fucking Scottish cliff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Neil said: https://streamable.com/ufxwrd You stupid cunt. They’ve stopped dredging the River Wyre now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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