King Billy Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Snooker is for peasants. Will you be claiming your attendance expenses tomorrow at The House of Gaylords? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Snooker is for peasants. Same old crap from the stupidest cunt currently wasting oxygen on this planet. lol LOL. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Snooker is for peasants. Ironically, snooker (like billiards) is derived from gentlemen's clubs throughout India & British East Africa during Victorian times, a trend which continues in some exclusive clubs today. Only a comprehensive-educated peasant, who ended up driving a letting agent's bright pink Mini with an "Expect Better" logo stuck on the driver's door with Ngongou muck, could be so ignorant. I see you've lost none of your dickheadedness, you neck-tattooed common KFC cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ironically, snooker (like billiards) is derived from gentlemen's clubs throughout India & British East Africa during Victorian times, a trend which continues in some exclusive clubs today. Only a comprehensive-educated peasant, who ended up driving a letting agent's bright pink Mini with an "Expect Better" logo stuck on the driver's door with Ngongou muck, could be so ignorant. I see you've lost none of your dickheadedness, you neck-tattooed common KFC cunt. Remember, it’s just a badly written piece of software. No actual living person could be such a total fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: No actual living person could be such a total fucking twat. You’ve not met my brother in law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ve not met my brother in law. ‘At home with the Kleftiko’s’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 Probably the only one left that hasn't thrown matches, but the kitchen sink looks in good form. Can't say the same for his attire. Seems to be wearing the same fucking waistcoat the past 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ve not met my brother in law. Or mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 16 hours ago, Wolfie said: Ironically, snooker (like billiards) is derived from gentlemen's clubs throughout India & British East Africa during Victorian times, a trend which continues in some exclusive clubs today. Only a comprehensive-educated peasant, who ended up driving a letting agent's bright pink Mini with an "Expect Better" logo stuck on the driver's door with Ngongou muck, could be so ignorant. I see you've lost none of your dickheadedness, you neck-tattooed common KFC cunt. Are you trying to tell us that you are a public school educated hooray Henry .. are you the real Jacob Rees-Mogg? @Earl of Punkape should be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 Ronnie's Desert Island Discs playlist, FFS, he has worse taste in music than the tone deaf, pretend party boy @Decimus and that takes some doing, S Club7 indeed. DISC ONE: Lose Yourself - Eminem DISC TWO: Careless Whisper - Wham! DISC THREE: Step by Step - Whitney Houston DISC FOUR: Real Gone Kid - Deacon Blue DISC FIVE: You’re So Vain - Carly Simon DISC SIX: Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics DISC SEVEN: Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) - Train DISC EIGHT: That’s All - Genesis BOOK CHOICE: Running with the Kenyans by Adharanand Finn LUXURY ITEM: A painting set (How old is he, why didn't he just ask for some crayons and a colouring-in book?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 33 minutes ago, and said: Ronnie's Desert Island Discs playlist, FFS, he has worse taste in music than the tone deaf, pretend party boy @Decimus and that takes some doing, S Club7 indeed. DISC ONE: Lose Yourself - Eminem DISC TWO: Careless Whisper - Wham! DISC THREE: Step by Step - Whitney Houston DISC FOUR: Real Gone Kid - Deacon Blue DISC FIVE: You’re So Vain - Carly Simon DISC SIX: Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics DISC SEVEN: Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) - Train DISC EIGHT: That’s All - Genesis BOOK CHOICE: Running with the Kenyans by Adharanand Finn LUXURY ITEM: A painting set (How old is he, why didn't he just ask for some crayons and a colouring-in book?) Come on then shit-sniffer, as you're too cool for school put your money where your kak-filled mouth is and tell us your selections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: Ronnie's Desert Island Discs playlist, FFS, he has worse taste in music than the tone deaf, pretend party boy @Decimus and that takes some doing, S Club7 indeed. DISC ONE: Lose Yourself - Eminem DISC TWO: Careless Whisper - Wham! DISC THREE: Step by Step - Whitney Houston DISC FOUR: Real Gone Kid - Deacon Blue DISC FIVE: You’re So Vain - Carly Simon DISC SIX: Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics DISC SEVEN: Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) - Train DISC EIGHT: That’s All - Genesis BOOK CHOICE: Running with the Kenyans by Adharanand Finn LUXURY ITEM: A painting set (How old is he, why didn't he just ask for some crayons and a colouring-in book?) A matter of choice. The only one I like is "You're so vain" by the 4 dick mouthed Carly Simon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: Ronnie's Desert Island Discs playlist, FFS, he has worse taste in music than the tone deaf, pretend party boy @Decimus and that takes some doing, S Club7 indeed. DISC ONE: Lose Yourself - Eminem DISC TWO: Careless Whisper - Wham! DISC THREE: Step by Step - Whitney Houston DISC FOUR: Real Gone Kid - Deacon Blue DISC FIVE: You’re So Vain - Carly Simon DISC SIX: Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics DISC SEVEN: Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) - Train DISC EIGHT: That’s All - Genesis BOOK CHOICE: Running with the Kenyans by Adharanand Finn LUXURY ITEM: A painting set (How old is he, why didn't he just ask for some crayons and a colouring-in book?) Ronnie only needs one song. ‘What A Fucking Waster’ by The Libertines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I didn’t see much of The Masters, but I gather it was quite a pedestrian victory for Ronnie yet again, which he’s punctuated with a piquant post-match debrief interview. I think we can safely assume he’s by now given up on SPOTY, and he’s basically goading World Snooker to ban him so he can run off to China and fill his pockets with LV Snooker or some such. I hope they don’t, and Ronnie turns up to Sheffield in full Scarface mode, thrashing everyone to nil until he meets Selby in the quarters, and pops an aneurysm when “The Jester” rolls up to the pack when breaking off. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/jan/16/ronnie-osullivan-tells-bitter-rival-ali-carter-to-sort-life-out-in-expletive-laden-rant-snooker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I missed the snotting. Definitely gobbing, the horrible gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 5 hours ago, Frank said: I missed the snotting. Definitely gobbing, the horrible gimp. As a man who spends what seems like half of his time in France, I'm surprised to see that you've got such a problem with the absolute fucking pig's disgusting habits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I didn’t see much of The Masters, but I gather it was quite a pedestrian victory for Ronnie yet again, which he’s punctuated with a piquant post-match debrief interview. I think we can safely assume he’s by now given up on SPOTY, and he’s basically goading World Snooker to ban him so he can run off to China and fill his pockets with LV Snooker or some such. I hope they don’t, and Ronnie turns up to Sheffield in full Scarface mode, thrashing everyone to nil until he meets Selby in the quarters, and pops an aneurysm when “The Jester” rolls up to the pack when breaking off. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/jan/16/ronnie-osullivan-tells-bitter-rival-ali-carter-to-sort-life-out-in-expletive-laden-rant-snooker I was really hoping Ali Carter would beat the Chingford scrote. His pretend shoulder-shugging nonchalance act is really wearing thin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 3 hours ago, Basil Brush said: His pretend shoulder-shugging nonchalance I knew you were another one. This fucking forum has gone all in. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 3 hours ago, Basil Brush said: I was really hoping Ali Carter would beat the Chingford scrote. His pretend shoulder-shugging nonchalance act is really wearing thin. Considering Ronnie’s professional record against Carter is now 18 wins and 1 loss, the fact that you said you hoped seems pretty apt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 46 minutes ago, Greg said: I knew you were another one. This fucking forum has gone all in. Fuck off. Reported for nonce inference, again. You're not very bright are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 13 hours ago, Decimus said: As a man who spends what seems like half of his time in France, I'm surprised to see that you've got such a problem with the absolute fucking pig's disgusting habits. Steady on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 21 hours ago, Decimus said: As a man who spends what seems like half of his time in France, I'm surprised to see that you've got such a problem with the absolute fucking pig's disgusting habits. https://ibb.co/7grHm0b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 17 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/7grHm0b I know it's been said before, but that dog is bent as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 16 minutes ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/7grHm0b How's it going, Frank? What's your opinion on the current state of the corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 5 hours ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/7grHm0b Wishing you a belated happy & Aids-free 2024, F. Mrs W kindly got me a pair of Red Wing moc toes for Crimpo, something I've wanted for a while but unsure about sizing. Anyway, not only do they make this old man feel as cool as fuck... they fit! They are however killing my feet/ankles, which, from reading reviews, is fairly common before they loosen. As you're the footwear maestro, I'm enquiring whether you have experience of breaking a pair in? What about your BF or hubby – has either undergone the rigmarole of getting used to such a pair of metaphoric tanks? Thanks in advance wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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