King Billy Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 13 hours ago, Frank said: Ed, I’m going to lie low for a while Try Highgate Cemetery you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2021 Report Share Posted May 7, 2021 On 05/05/2021 at 07:59, Frank said: Ed, I’m going to lie low for a while and allow for all of this to pass. See you in June. A wise move for once, Francis, but I reckon it's going to take more than a month for you to find a sense of humour. 'The Clique' and 'The Cartel' have combined forces whilst recruiting new talent. You're definitely finished here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Major Cunt said: A wise move for once, Francis, but I reckon it's going to take more than a month for you to find a sense of humour. 'The Clique' and 'The Cartel' have combined forces whilst recruiting new talent. You're definitely finished here... No, Frank has a permanent home here, there will always be a need for a pantomime villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 39 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: No, Frank has a permanent home here, there will always be a need for a pantomime villain. You spelt 'dame' wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You spelt 'dame' wrong. Jesus Christ, I almost forgot about Dame Widow Fwanky, the concoction of ‘Evans warped mind All you new cunts; if you want to see some vintage shit flinging check it out. I hate frank from the very darkness of my black soul and would gladly see him bummed and torn to pieces by sexually enraged hyenas, but evs hatred was another level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Jesus Christ, I almost forgot about Dame Widow Fwanky, the concoction of ‘Evans warped mind All you new cunts; if you want to see some vintage shit flinging check it out. I hate frank from the very darkness of my black soul and would gladly see him bummed and torn to pieces by sexually enraged hyenas, but evs hatred was another level I've still got a copy of Frank's reimagining of "All That Jazz" somewhere if anyone's interested, as referenced in this classic thread of yesteryear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've still got a copy of Frank's reimagining of "All That Jazz" somewhere if anyone's interested, as referenced in this classic thread of yesteryear? God I miss the days of Jazz and his utter lunacy. He was fucking spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 08/05/2021 at 13:34, Eric Cuntman said: You spelt 'dame' wrong. I think he spelled/spelt ‘donkeys arse’ wrong actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Congratulations in advance to Judd Trump on his 2nd world title. Fuck You Ronnie. Gutless fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Congratulations in advance to Judd Trump on his 2nd world title. Fuck You Ronnie. Gutless fucking cunt. Ezza, I'm feeling philosophical after spending the day at the pub with my crew. I've had a shit load of booze, a few lines and Five is on the electronic jukebox. As I find myself not so quietly slipping into middle-age, I have started to see the appeal of championing the old cunt against the young pretender. Whilst I know nothing about snooker, against form I now want the grizzled old alpha dog to spit out the young pup. This year is the first time that I find myself closer to fifty than twenty and I think I finally understand you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 59 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ezza, I'm feeling philosophical after spending the day at the pub with my crew. I've had a shit load of booze, a few lines and Five is on the electronic jukebox. As I find myself not so quietly slipping into middle-age, I have started to see the appeal of championing the old cunt against the young pretender. Whilst I know nothing about snooker, against form I now want the grizzled old alpha dog to spit out the young pup. This year is the first time that I find myself closer to fifty than twenty and I think I finally understand you. You don't know you're born. I remember when all this was just fields. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Congratulations in advance to Judd Trump on his 2nd world title. Fuck You Ronnie. Gutless fucking cunt. I think he has to lose a few frames to allow an evening session of some description. This was the first session he lost at this tournament. Nobody has offered any serious challenge whatsoever. He could finish this off left handed in 4 frames if he wanted to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ezza, I'm feeling philosophical after spending the day at the pub with my crew. I've had a shit load of booze, a few lines and Five is on the electronic jukebox. As I find myself not so quietly slipping into middle-age, I have started to see the appeal of championing the old cunt against the young pretender. Whilst I know nothing about snooker, against form I now want the grizzled old alpha dog to spit out the young pup. This year is the first time that I find myself closer to fifty than twenty and I think I finally understand you. Do you not know anything about snooker? Who knew? Stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Do you not know anything about snooker? Who knew? Stupid little cunt. Read between the lines, I'm actually a huge fan. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 31 minutes ago, The Beast said: I think he has to lose a few frames to allow an evening session of some description. This was the first session he lost at this tournament. Nobody has offered any serious challenge whatsoever. He could finish this off left handed in 4 frames if he wanted to. I'm not expecting him to bother. He's going to do his usual. Lose on purpose because he can, because he thinks it makes him enigmatic and whatever fucking other horsewank sense of meaning he's searching for this week. If he loses this, he should drop it. The people who've spent 30 years holding him aloft and sticking with it, have had enough of being led up the garden path like mugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Read between the lines, I'm actually a huge fan. Idiot. Huge? What a gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 He's fucking with Trumps head, he could lose up to 17 frames and still wipe the floor with the cunt,oh and the Beeb paid him a couple of million so as not to fuck up the evening coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Huge? What a gimp. Will you be on the yellow later tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Will you be on the yellow later tonight? DC, another cunt who thinks he can play the guitar. The wig looks the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not expecting him to bother. He's going to do his usual. Lose on purpose because he can, because he thinks it makes him enigmatic and whatever fucking other horsewank sense of meaning he's searching for this week. If he loses this, he should drop it. The people who've spent 30 years holding him aloft and sticking with it, have had enough of being led up the garden path like mugs. Trump's gonna do him. Guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 It's a close run thing between the horse-wank that is snooker, cricket or golf..., for the most tedious fucking sport ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a close run thing between the horse-wank that is snooker, cricket or golf..., for the most tedious fucking sport ever. And sitting above them all, in the pantheon of tedium, is you. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a close run thing between the horse-wank that is snooker, cricket or golf..., for the most tedious fucking sport ever. In Shit Sport Top Trumps, the card you want to be holding is "Curling". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a close run thing between the horse-wank that is snooker, cricket or golf..., for the most tedious fucking sport ever. Snooker at the highest level, is one the most skillful sports there is Big Bollock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Snooker at the highest level, is one the most skillful sports there is Big Bollock. Don’t waste your time attempting to explain such things to the drunken imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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