Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The hurricane is a superb rifle. Indeed it is - a superb over and under rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Having a nice conversation with yourself, dickhead? Have a Garibaldi then. Suit your fuckin self you bad tempered swine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The hurricane is a superb rifle. For thlids perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 Is it my imagination or does the latest British Airways ad show a couple of Lesbo's in well, Lesbos probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Is it my imagination or does the latest British Airways ad show a couple of Lesbo's in well, Lesbos probably. These 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Is it my imagination or does the latest British Airways ad show a couple of Lesbo's in well, Lesbos probably. As the self appointed ‘corner spellchecker,’ why can’t you punctuate properly? Fuck off again. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 The adverts are the biggest pile of what some people may call 'diverse' shit at the moment but what i like to call 'perverse'. shit. The telly is fast becoming the least used thing in my house. I did a body count on one section and out of 23 people featured only 3 were white. It's like living in a foreign land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Neil said: The adverts are the biggest pile of what some people may call 'diverse' shit at the moment but what i like to call 'perverse'. shit. The telly is fast becoming the least used thing in my house. I did a body count on one section and out of 23 people featured only 3 were white. It's like living in a foreign land. The only thing I watch on the TV is snooker. I refuse to watch it on the BBC as they have diversified their presenters. Eurosport covers most tournaments the BBC cover and thus far have not capitulated. It's best to turn the fucking thing off. Probably a more effective way of treating hypertension than amlodipine and less damaging to the kidneys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 15 hours ago, Neil said: The adverts are the biggest pile of what some people may call 'diverse' shit at the moment but what i like to call 'perverse'. shit. The telly is fast becoming the least used thing in my house. I did a body count on one section and out of 23 people featured only 3 were white. It's like living in a foreign land. Commercial advertising is very precisely targeted and it's only about making money so ARE YOU SAYING YOU KNOW SOMETHING THEY DON'T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 10 hours ago, The Beast said: The only thing I watch on the TV is snooker. I refuse to watch it on the BBC as they have diversified their presenters. Eurosport covers most tournaments the BBC cover and thus far have not capitulated. It's best to turn the fucking thing off. Probably a more effective way of treating hypertension than amlodipine and less damaging to the kidneys. Have you had enough of Ronnie O'Sullivan accepting the accolade of 'greatest ever', yet making fuck all effort in 80% of his matches? I know I fucking have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Clive Maori isn't even from Australia. Fuckin con that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Clive Maori isn't even from Australia. Fuckin con that is. Ayrton Senna wasn't even constipated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ayrton Senna wasn't even constipated. Daniel Flidiardo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 8 hours ago, ratcum said: Clive Maori isn't even from Australia. Fuckin con that is. He's from New Zealand you dilapidated old fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 20 hours ago, The Beast said: The only thing I watch on the TV is snooker. I refuse to watch it on the BBC as they have diversified their presenters. Eurosport covers most tournaments the BBC cover and thus far have not capitulated. It's best to turn the fucking thing off. Probably a more effective way of treating hypertension than amlodipine and less damaging to the kidneys. If there were some have decent black snooker players the BBC could bring back Pot Black...with the black players smoking joints... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If there were some have decent black snooker players the BBC could bring back Pot Black...with the black players smoking joints... lol. Do you have a snooker table at your golf club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 58 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you have a snooker table at your golf club? At one of my clubs we have a billiards room. Snooker is for peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ayrton Senna wasn't even constipated. But his end wasn't too bad. A helmet full of blood. It's what most men can only wish for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 Why is it when I think of Cadbury Cream Egg or the Walnut Whip I automatically think of a lump of shit? Sorry Gypo, no offence intended for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: At one of my clubs we have a billiards room. Snooker is for peasants. Odd as you’re notoriously fond of potting the brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If there were some have decent black snooker players the BBC could bring back Pot Black...with the black players smoking joints... lol. I like this idea, punk. The beeb could employ 6 hapless midget darkies and replace the pockets with their heads. Players would literally be potting blacks. The amended in-off rule would allow your opponent to thwack a black around the back of the head with the butt of their cue. Have you ever played darts with a black man? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If there were some have decent black snooker players the BBC could bring back Pot Black...with the black players smoking joints... lol. JD Sports don't sell snooker bats. That's why there's no black snooker players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 41 minutes ago, Frank said: I like this idea, punk. The beeb could employ 6 hapless midget darkies and replace the pockets with their heads. Players would literally be potting blacks. The amended in-off rule would allow your opponent to thwack a black around the back of the head with the butt of their cue. Have you ever played darts with a black man? A black man wouldn't stick in the board, surely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A black man wouldn't stick in the board, surely? Gyps, hand-eye coordination and sharp mental arithmetic aside, why do you think blacksters avoid the dartboard like the plague? There’s a great punchline here and probably only the idiot cuntman can deliver it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A black man wouldn't stick in the board, surely? A possible solution. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Peterkin-4349-Velcro-Darts/dp/B000E5QZ2S 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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