Neil Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 This poor excuse for a footballer has quit sfter he was allegedly taunted about previous unsuccessful attempts to take his own life. Fucking attention seeking pussy,anyone who has 'tried' multiple times is just crying out for attention. May I suggest a local train platform,just before the London/Glasgow express enters the platform,take a running jump,job done. I'm not totally without compassion so if you could manage to not involve another human ie the driver that would be a better job. Now that you have your media platform(no pun intended) it would be a good time to follow through your threat to raise awareness..........No? thought not. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 I read this. I had sympathy for him until he said "I don't get paid enough for this". So how much is his price for taking such abuse? Stirling's on about 350k a week at City and he moans about the abuse he gets so, how much is acceptable for this tit? If I was him I'd got hold of the cunt in the tunnel after the game and twatted him. But we live in mincey times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read this. I had sympathy for him until he said "I don't get paid enough for this". So how much is his price for taking such abuse? He plays for Albion Rovers, so I reckon if they trebled his wages to SIX Mars Bars per week that should just about do it. How the fuck anyone goes through the Scottish comprehensive education system and comes out (a) such a snivelling cunt and (b) alive is a total fucking mystery to me. Things have certainly changed since I was a lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 If a big black mincing poof like Justin Fashanu can do it right, why can't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If a big black mincing poof like Justin Fashanu can do it right, why can't he? He did that right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: He did that right. Even then he was a left footer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 @Dawn Chorus seems to want to kill herself with each post on the corner. Could all this depressing drivel actually be a cry for help? Or perhaps she likes to keep repeating her death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: He plays for Albion Rovers, so I reckon if they trebled his wages to SIX Mars Bars per week that should just about do it. How the fuck anyone goes through the Scottish comprehensive education system and comes out (a) such a snivelling cunt and (b) alive is a total fucking mystery to me. Things have certainly changed since I was a lad. I can't even pronounce the opposition team, Stenom......Stengun.......stentoer......fuck it, Alloa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: He plays for Albion Rovers, so I reckon if they trebled his wages to SIX Mars Bars per week that should just about do it. How the fuck anyone goes through the Scottish comprehensive education system and comes out (a) such a snivelling cunt and (b) alive is a total fucking mystery to me. Things have certainly changed since I was a lad. "Things have certainly changed since I was a lad." Wake up it's a beautiful morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Wake up it's a beautiful morning... That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again. Is that in the LBC Steve Allen show too? It's fucking idiotic. Even the great Titchmarsh would wretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again. I remember, I remember, the house where I was born, the little window where the priest came creeping in at morn he never came a wank too soon, or brought another gay, but how he fucked the arse off Frank, and didn't have to pay. (by kind permission of Thomas Hood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read this. I had sympathy for him until he said "I don't get paid enough for this". So how much is his price for taking such abuse? Stirling's on about 350k a week at City and he moans about the abuse he gets so, how much is acceptable for this tit? If I was him I'd got hold of the cunt in the tunnel after the game and twatted him. But we live in mincey times now. I reckon you would sleep with me 350k a week and allow Ape to watch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Let him live👎* *that's right isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 David fucking who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I reckon you would sleep with me 350k a week and allow Ape to watch... Careful old bean, gyps has a very large penis Hold on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I reckon you would sleep with me 350k a week and allow Ape to watch... This sounds like you want @Ape™️ to watch you having sex. Filthy pervert. That sum of cash is nowhere near enough for a guaranteed case of bad AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: This sounds like you want @Ape™️ to watch you having sex. Filthy pervert. That sum of cash is nowhere near enough for a guaranteed case of bad AIDS. Did Robert Redford 'ave you after all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Did Robert Redford 'ave you after all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Not a wrinkle on his tinkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I reckon you would sleep with me 350k a week and allow Ape to watch... You drunken cunt. How much have you had? Actually, @Goober has just called me 'Erik', I appear to be the only sober cunt here. Fucking acid reflux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Jeremiah Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I had a boss like that once. He knew how to get the best out of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You drunken cunt. How much have you had? Actually, @Goober has just called me 'Erik', I appear to be the only sober cunt here. Fucking acid reflux. My bad. Too many dealings with Scandinavians this week, one of whom was called, I shit you not, Bent Erik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 7 hours ago, Neil said: This poor excuse for a footballer has quit sfter he was allegedly taunted about previous unsuccessful attempts to take his own life. Fucking attention seeking pussy,anyone who has 'tried' multiple times is just crying out for attention. May I suggest a local train platform,just before the London/Glasgow express enters the platform,take a running jump,job done. I'm not totally without compassion so if you could manage to not involve another human ie the driver that would be a better job. Now that you have your media platform(no pun intended) it would be a good time to follow through your threat to raise awareness..........No? thought not. Fuck off A David Cox look alike has really pissed you off today. Can't you trasfer your naked aggression towards Brian Cox, the Drew Pritchard of the Stars, then we'll all be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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