Decimus Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: We were all new blood once. When @Roadkill and myself joined, we had to fight wars that you couldn't comprehend in your nightmares. Forged and hardened in the crucible of cerebral conflict... And then there are other recent arrivals... @Williewhoopassjohnson @Weary&Disgusted @Trucking Funt Et al, have all settled in and become valued members of the corner without too many problems. Maybe it's just wankers like you and Johnny that can't hack it. The weasel cunt doesn't know he's born. Not only were you hounded by the usual suspects, but back in the day Frank would also rear his ugly head and give new members constant and unrelenting abuse. Nowadays, as shown with DC, he's more interested in cosying up to them because every other cunt on here absolutely fucking despises him. I suppose when you're a faded A lister, the only way you can get hard is to regale unsuspecting and unbiased new faces with tales of former glories. @Frank despite @Dyslexic cnut and @JohnnySaucePants taking a fucking savage beating and embarrassing themselves more and more with each post they make, the most pathetic cunt to emerge from this whole sorry debacle is you. You've completely lost your edge and killer instinct and should fuck off and never post again. Wanker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We were all new blood once. When @Roadkill and myself joined, we had to fight wars that you couldn't comprehend in your nightmares. Forged and hardened in the crucible of cerebral conflict... And then there are other recent arrivals... @Williewhoopassjohnson @Weary&Disgusted @Trucking Funt Et al, have all settled in and become valued members of the corner without too many problems. Maybe it's just wankers like you and Johnny that can't hack it. You've seen things that people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. You watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for Dyslexic and Johnny to die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Goober said: You've seen things that people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. You watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for Dyslexic and Johnny to die. 'They drew first blood colonel, they drew first blood..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He was the hardest on the sunshine bus H. What the fuck are you whining about now? Bend over and explain yourself while I get the cane out of the drawer marked "corporal punishment". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: You've seen things that people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. You watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for Dyslexic and Johnny to die. ER... just let go of the fucking pigeon and die you cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'They drew first blood colonel, they drew first blood..' I love the smell of inter-member acrimony in the morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 17/12/2020 at 16:26, Dyslexic cnut said: Eric, it’s beneath you to play the PM game mate. My PM to you, which was well received as I recall, was just that, A P.M. to YOU! Frankly, why you’ve introduced it into a squabble between two other members is puzzling and disappointing. I’m happy to PM you as a newbie who has been advised to in the past by other highly esteemed seniors on here. I have been PM’d myself by other beasts on here, the difference is, I wouldn’t dream of making them public. This forum is a game mate, it’s not real life. Some of you seem to be forgetting this. Any comment on @Decimusadvising on how to make a genuine post/message be altered, then re-posted as fact? Does this not compromise the bloke’s credibility on here or is that now acceptable conduct? Any message I sent to you, regarding @JohnnySaucePantswas done by my own instigation, misplaced as it may have been, I trusted you. Johnny never asked for your assistance or for anyone to go easy on him. Read what I said again. Disappointing mate. 'Mate, playing the PM game after I PM'd Eric, and then I PM'd myself having a wank and then he said what so-and-so said in their PM mate, ner ner ner...' oh shut up you self-important boring fucking Scouse bumcloth. Honestly, it's your modesty that gets me: 'I have respect for some seniors on here who smelled promise and PM’d me in my early weeks' 'I got to number two on the leader board due to pure talent which in my unsupported case it was.' 'I was meant to meet Chet one time. He died 2 days after standing our group up....wasn’t personal. Stunning choice Francinettissimo.' I'm beginning to sense you may yet prove me correct: On 17/11/2020 at 23:05, Wolfie said: Most loudmouth cunts, especially oversensitive and easily triggered petulant ones, appear immune to basic manners when put to the test. It's typical for newbies to be aggressive, but the repetition soon runs out of steam. I'm fucking desperate for some of this year's new blood to prove worthy of the Corner, but I honestly don't rate your chances of survival, DC. I'll be surprised if you're still here in January. We'll see. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: When I want your opinion, I’ll give to you, boghopper. Eat peat & die. This is my last bit of advice to you DC baby..delete yer account..put a bandage around yer neck n anytime anyone asks ya anything point to it n go..uh..uh..uh PANZERMURPHYBABY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Have you hacked @Eric Cuntman’s inbox, dickhead? Failing that, the PM function is officially fucked and of no use anymore or are we to assume that a PM to certain individuals really is a message to all of his little mates. You are a self confessed post adulterer, are we to assume that you can now access other member’s inboxes too? You’re sad enough to spend your life trying you warped limited cunt. Fuck off, embarrassment. I've featured on the leaderboard many a time but have never felt the need to message other members for reassurance and a pat on the head. The only reason you reached number two was by using the tired and tested caged primate technique, chucking enough shit at the board in the hope that some of it sticks to a like... Your inability to initially edit a post just reinforces the Corner tenant that all northerners are fucking thick, bar @Roadkill who as a geordie is immune to the belief. Stop the arse kissing and start making us laugh. You're lucky @judgetwi has died of Covid as one of his many prejudices are scousers and brown noses. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 17/12/2020 at 18:30, Frank said: I've been waiting for almost 6 years for someone like you to come along and properly articulate my feelings. I like you, DC.. a lot. Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Or went to work overseas for a week? You’re totally fucked here I’d lay low for a few weeks until the dust settles otherwise the queue of punters waiting to put the boot in will just get longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 @Dyslexic cnut you've been lurking in silence for quite some time now, as you aren't posting anything to try and save your weasel hide, I assume that you must be frantically firing off PMs to Eric begging him to intercede on your behalf, "as it's Christmas". What have you got to say for yourself? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You’re totally fucked here I’d lay low for a few weeks until the dust settles otherwise the queue of punters waiting to put the boot in will just get longer Don't tell him that. I love a good lynching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Goober said: You've seen things that people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. You watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for Dyslexic and Johnny to die. @Cuntybawswill shoot his load when he reads this as I just have I’ve tried the blade runner thing with the autist cunt before but he didn’t bite. p.s. I really enjoyed the new film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: What the fuck are you whining about now? Bend over and explain yourself while I get the cane out of the drawer marked "corporal punishment". Fuck me @Dyslexic cnuteven Harold The Stupid is putting the boot in- you’re fucked here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me @Dyslexic cnuteven Harold The Stupid is putting the boot in- you’re fucked here Its about time you shut up Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm sure Mrs Roop's can confirm where you were posting from. Forgive me if I don't take your word for it as Eric has just confirmed above that you've lied through your teeth AGAIN. "Ooooh Eric, mate, mate, mate, are you proud of me?" Move on or move out. Final warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Preventing sex offenders from reoffending will help safeguard all members of society and help to empty our prisons. I propose Cuntscorner form a prison visitors group with specific focus on sex offenders.Many posters on here could provide valuable life experience in helping offenders confront their demons and move forward positively. What establishment are you currently serving time in? The only reason I ask is so that I can inform the screws that you're hiding more up your cavernous sphincter than Winston's mamba. I'd wager that on a cavity search they'd find half of B wings phones and chargers. You've been rumbled... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Dyslexic cnut you've been lurking in silence for quite some time now, as you aren't posting anything to try and save your weasel hide, I assume that you must be frantically firing off PMs to Eric begging him to intercede on your behalf, "as it's Christmas". What have you got to say for yourself? This is a bit over the top. DC just got dragged into Johnny's fight, but I don't think he deserves the hoofing he is getting. Can I submit a plea for clemency here, your honour ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Frank said: Move on or move out. Final warning. Rattled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Cuntybawswill shoot his load when he reads this as I just have Got the wrong guy, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: This is a bit over the top. DC just got dragged into Johnny's fight, but I don't think he deserves the hoofing he is getting. Can I submit a claim for clemency here, your honour ? You can try, Weary, but the foreman of the jury has just returned a guilty verdict... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: You can try, Weary, but the foreman of the jury has just returned a guilty verdict... 😕😕😕😯 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Move on or move out. Final warning. How ironic coming from a once champion greyhound who's only contribution now is a shit in the local park... You really are finished here, but that's why you invested in the site, a desperate attempt to remain relevant! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: This is a bit over the top. DC just got dragged into Johnny's fight, but I don't think he deserves the hoofing he is getting. Can I submit a plea for clemency here, your honour ? He didn't get dragged into it, W&D, he shoved his nose in willingly and took it upon himself to beg Eric to go easy on Johnny. This is despite the fact that Saucepants has delighted in winding Eric up with sickening tales of animal torture and has also spent the past few weeks endlessly trolling the forum. He's getting what he deserves for siding with a man who allegedly gleefully tortures cats and spends his free time telling others about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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