Dentists/Implantologists

[camberwell gypsy]

29 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

A local dentist around our way was arrested for dealing drugs yesterday.  
To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.

 

I went in to a pet shop to buy a goldfish this morning. The shopkeeper asked if I wanted an aquarium?

I said I didn't care what star sign it was.

[Goober]

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My stellar academic career will remain private and never to be revealed on a forum for cunts. It’s an indicator of your stupidity that you’ve revealed so much on here as it leaves you wide open to derision. In my humble newbie opinion, you should be forced to repay the state, with compounded interest on the sum, for wasting public funds. You are clearly a leeching cunt. Hang your fucking head in shame.

Very wise, DC. A former punter named Cuntwad, who I suspect achieved a similar or better level of academic achievement to yourself, was foolhardy enough to reveal specifics. It didn't go well. 

Think you're being a tad harsh about repayment. Not many pre-university 18 year olds have a fucking clue what they want to do with their lives, let alone what's likely to give them job satisfaction and be a productive net contributor for the best part of the next 5 decades. Education is never wasted in any case. 

[White Cunt]

2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Did you know that dentists have the highest rate of suicide over any over profession. Personally, I think some of it might be down to murder after the ordeal of my first root canal. ”don't worry Mr Major it's just mildly uncomfortable”.

I would have punched him square on the jaw, if I hadn't been in so much pain.

Thank you. The point of this nomination was on how they mislead patients about the level of pain which may be experienced later. Though my specialist was rather concerned about potential infection due to the work done at the time, there was most definitely the bias towards little post-treatment pain. This should have been part and parcel of the advice from the start.

WC not happy.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Goober said:

 A former punter named Cuntwad, who I suspect achieved a similar or better level of academic achievement to yourself...

She had, and I quote, "the advanced dickhead".

I remember revealing in a random sequence what various letters were in her address, or her husband's name / shoe size. She ascribed this to lucky guesses, even when it was pointed out that the odds against getting everything I'd revealed 100% correct were several million to one.

[Goober]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

Thank you. The point of this nomination was on how they mislead patients about the level of pain which may be experienced later. Though my specialist was rather concerned about potential infection due to the work done at the time, there was most definitely the bias towards little post-treatment pain. This should have been part and parcel of the advice from the start.

WC not happy.

I've got a lump hammer in the shed, WC. That might seem unnecessarily brutal, but it would have been cheaper and saved you the ministrations and pain inflicted by a Steve Martin Little Shop of Horrors type sadist.

[Goober]

42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

She had, and I quote, "the advanced dickhead".

I remember revealing in a random sequence what various letters were in her address, or her husband's name / shoe size. She ascribed this to lucky guesses, even when it was pointed out that the odds against getting everything I'd revealed 100% correct were several million to one.

Ahhhhh, good times. That one just didn't know when she was beat. 

[Mrs Roops]

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My stellar academic career will remain private and never to be revealed on a forum for cunts. It’s an indicator of your stupidity that you’ve revealed so much on here as it leaves you wide open to derision. In my humble newbie opinion, you should be forced to repay the state, with compounded interest on the sum, for wasting public funds. You are clearly a leeching cunt. Hang your fucking head in shame.

Making fatuous statements aside, it sounds like you got nuttin.

[Mrs Roops]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

You'll do anything to avoid talking about yourself, won't you?

I merely answered questions.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Making fatuous statements aside, it sounds like you got nuttin.

Yet you know differently.

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My stellar academic career will remain private and never to be revealed on a forum for cunts. It’s an indicator of your stupidity that you’ve revealed so much on here as it leaves you wide open to derision. In my humble newbie opinion, you should be forced to repay the state, with compounded interest on the sum, for wasting public funds. You are clearly a leeching cunt. Hang your fucking head in shame.

The only mitigation I can see here is that she’s a complete fantasist.  A good old fashioned lying cunt who makes it all up, when she’s not too busy accusing everyone else of making things up.

[Stubby Pecker]

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Making fatuous statements aside, it sounds like you got nuttin.

 

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I merely answered questions.

You’ve fucking lost it. In days past DC would now be a snivelling wreck due to your cutting repost and assassination of any chick of weakness.

Your’e the new Frank.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Yet you know differently.

Come on DC, finish the cunt 

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Did you know that dentists have the highest rate of suicide over any over profession. Personally, I think some of it might be down to murder after the ordeal of my first root canal. ”don't worry Mr Major it's just mildly uncomfortable”.

I would have punched him square on the jaw, if I hadn't been in so much pain.

Try having the fucking lot wrenched out in less than an hour. Actually don’t.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Try having the fucking lot wrenched out in less than an hour. Actually don’t.

All this talk of teeth makes me yearn to smash out some of choppers belonging to some of the flids here, with a broken house brick coated in dog shite

HTS would be a good place to start, the fucking thick cunt

[King Billy]

12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Your’e the new Frank

That’s fucking brutal Stubbs. I hate the slag but fucking hell.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Yet you know differently.

She’s different.

[ChildeHarold]

11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

All this talk of teeth makes me yearn to smash out some of choppers belonging to some of the flids here, with a broken house brick coated in dog shite

HTS would be a good place to start, the fucking thick cunt

Add Trucking Funt to the list and use an engineering brick. 

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Add Trucking Funt to the list and use an engineering brick. 

Stick to Lego boy. Know your place.

[Witheredscrote]

37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

You’ve fucking lost it. In days past DC would now be a snivelling wreck due to your cutting repost and assassination of any chick of weakness.

Your’e the new Frank.

Frank has a smaller cock.

[Wolfie]

10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My stellar academic career will remain private and never to be revealed on a forum for cunts. It’s an indicator of your stupidity that you’ve revealed so much on here as it leaves you wide open to derision. In my humble newbie opinion, you should be forced to repay the state, with compounded interest on the sum, for wasting public funds. You are clearly a leeching cunt. Hang your fucking head in shame.

Wind your neck in, 'humble' newbie. While I admire your intrepidity to get stuck into a prestigious piece of Corner furniture, you hitherto have no reason to get punchy with @Mrs Roops .

I can't say I fancy your chances; one might say you're the Falklands War analogy of Argentina vs Margaret Thatcher – the latter also having a penchant for pearl necklaces whilst on public duty.   

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Add Trucking Funt to the list and use an engineering brick. 

“Add” to the list, you fucking prat. I was initially referring to you: HTS

Fuck me, you’re bloody thick

 

[Wolfie]

9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

I respect that.  Thank you. 

I have no doubt you're an absolutely lovely bloke in the real world GG; one who wears sensible, freshly waxed Clarks shoes and finishes his evenings with half a pint of ale. But you are one motherfucking boring SOB, honestly. 

In light of fast-becoming a metaphor for the site's leading Romainian street donkey attempting to run among stallions in the Epsom Derby, don't you think you're a little unsuited to this nasty little chamber of cuntishness?

With due respect, of course.  

 

[Stubby Pecker]

4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I have no doubt you're an absolutely lovely bloke in the real world GG; one who wears sensible, freshly waxed Clarks shoes and finishes his evenings with half a pint of ale. But you are one motherfucking boring SOB, honestly. 

In light of fast-becoming a metaphor for the site's leading Romainian street donkey attempting to run among stallions in the Epsom Derby, don't you think you're a little unsuited to this nasty little chamber of cuntishness?

With due respect, of course.  

 

Ahh the good old Romania street donkey. On an ill advised trip to Glawster city centre at the weekend it seems most of these have been shipped over to Blighty with their gibberish Slav jibber jabber, wonky teeth and mid 80s fashion sense. Some of the ugliest “women” shat into existence hail from these untermensch lands and we take the hideous abominations with open arms.

I bet the streets of every town and village east of Vienna is empty because all the beady eyed cunts are over here living 13 the the dozen in a council flat. Unchecked migration from the former eastern block has made this country worse off. I’d rather live next next to family of Koran bashing curry munchers than some Estonian gypos. At least I could talk to the cunts about cricket

[ChildeHarold]

47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

“Add” to the list, you fucking prat. I was initially referring to you: HTS

Fuck me, you’re bloody thick

 

Since when did fucking HTS refer to ChildeHarold you cunt face. Fuck off and stream Love Island Aussie up the Anal. 

[ChildeHarold]

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Stick to Lego boy. Know your place.

Drink a pint of my spunk every day and grow into a real man.