Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Fucking hell, some quality cunting here. One can only assume the adim team are all dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re welcome with my typo of literate but how would you spell minuscule? Priceless.... Everybody spells it 'miniscule' with an 'i'. Except poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Everybody spells it 'miniscule' with an 'i'. Except poofs ... and redundant doormen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 15 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: ... and redundant doormen. Coy de nuff missure Scrote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 20:04, Cunty BigBollox said: If life couldn't get any fucking worse I notice this fat fucking polarised opposite of Gemma Collins Is on TV tonight with her own show about school or something. I'm not really interested as I won't be watching unless it's got some snuff action in it and there isn't a fucking sequel. I fucking hate talentless fat slags. She’s probably a very nice woman just trying to make her way in life....... however, the fact that she is on the telly....in the day time...providing entertainment for the alcoholic, gap toothed Millions who breakfast off tenants super does act as a mark against her . I suggest you read a book instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 On 07/10/2020 at 21:12, Gronda Gronda said: Why would we? Can you identify the reason(s) why you have submitted so many replies but have had so little to say? Just to remind you, I didn't tell you to drink bleach or set yourself on fire, I just recommended that you slow down and properly read what you are responding to. Exactly right. Grasshopper will seek to learn hard and deep the Ways of Kung Fu from the Master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Exactly right. Grasshopper will seek to learn hard and deep the Ways of Kung Fu from the Master. If the learning is hard and deep, then I am not convinced that what your master is teaching is Kung Fu. Do you prefer to watch Snooker or Darts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: If the learning is hard and deep, then I am not convinced that what your master is teaching is Kung Fu. Do you prefer to watch Snooker or Darts? You have stealthily become the best of us on here. I would happily pledge allegiance to The Rangdo. It pains me that only about 5% of us actually understand that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 On 10/10/2020 at 22:12, Gronda Gronda said: If the learning is hard and deep, then I am not convinced that what your master is teaching is Kung Fu. Do you prefer to watch Snooker or Darts? "Fuck the snooker, wanna game of darts?" @southerncunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 I can't believe some bloke actually thought it was a good idea to get balls deep up this thick 80 word vocabulary ultimately dispensible bollock-eyed walrus-moustached sow. Being of a disproportionate bulk, I suspect she had a fanny like a pub carpet and flaps like a gutted trout even before her offspring bungee-dropped out of her butcher's bin. I'd happily dispatch this Barry White, cunt like a Heathrow windsock slab-cracker with a Luger. I want her dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 34 minutes ago, Rev said: I can't believe some bloke actually thought it was a good idea to get balls deep up this thick 80 word vocabulary ultimately dispensible bollock-eyed walrus-moustached sow. Being of a disproportionate bulk, I suspect she had a fanny like a pub carpet and flaps like a gutted trout even before her offspring bungee-dropped out of her butcher's bin. I'd happily dispatch this Barry White, cunt like a Heathrow windsock slab-cracker with a Luger. I want her dead. Poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 10 hours ago, Rev said: I can't believe some bloke actually thought it was a good idea to get balls deep up this thick 80 word vocabulary ultimately dispensible bollock-eyed walrus-moustached sow. Being of a disproportionate bulk, I suspect she had a fanny like a pub carpet and flaps like a gutted trout even before her offspring bungee-dropped out of her butcher's bin. I'd happily dispatch this Barry White, cunt like a Heathrow windsock slab-cracker with a Luger. I want her dead. Come on Rev, killing this thing would be an affront to nature- at least release it back into the Everglades to breed with its own kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on Rev, killing this thing would be an affront to nature- at least release it back into the Everglades to breed with its own kind that's a bit ott, very unkind, you cant compare fat smelly fishy smelling thing with that Manatee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Cunt looks like a half-melted Freddo chocolate that was dropped onto the floor of a barber shop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Cunt looks like a half-melted Freddo chocolate that was dropped onto the floor of a barber shop. I can confirm this. A few months back, my kid dropped a Freddo whilst having his hair cut, and I told him I'd have to throw it away as it now looked like Alison Hammond. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, nocti said: I can confirm this. A few months back, my kid dropped a Freddo whilst having his hair cut, and I told him I'd have to throw it away as it now looked like Alison Hammond. Dance with me Nocti.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Dance with me Nocti.. Remarkable choice Frank, I like this song a lot. Pendergrass had one hell of a voice on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Dance with me Nocti.. A Hammond is also a large organ, Frank. Then you appear on the thread. Coincidence, or fate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 42 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A Hammond is also a large organ, Frank. Then you appear on the thread. Coincidence, or fate... ...or raging homosexuality... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 On 11/10/2020 at 03:35, Eric Cuntman said: You have stealthily become the best of us on here. I would happily pledge allegiance to The Rangdo. It pains me that only about 5% of us actually understand that. I know. Gronda Gronda has something to do with a game that was on tv years ago. If I'm correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know. Gronda Gronda has something to do with a game that was on tv years ago. If I'm correct? The adventure game. Set on the planet 'Arg'. had an Australian that spoke backwards. So, 'very good', became 'doogy rev'. Gronda Gronda was the term of obedience that was spoken to the ruler of the planet, 'The Rangdo', who was an Aspidistra. I loved the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on Rev, killing this thing would be an affront to nature- at least release it back into the Everglades to breed with its own kind Surely it should be released into the Congo's lowland mountains for purposes of conservation. As an ecologist, Stubbs, I would expect you to know your climates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 I watched an interesting documentary on the subject of Bigfoots, Yetis, and Snowmen. A fella called Lloyd Pye pointed out that only a small percentage of lowland forests had been foot surveyed. So the possibilities of solitary creatures living in these regions is possible. The Panda was thought to be a myth until the late 1800's, and the tales of similar creatures from other peoples unconnected can't be overlooked. I'm sceptical, but he made some interesting points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The adventure game. Set on the planet 'Arg'. had an Australian that spoke backwards. So, 'very good', became 'doogy rev'. Gronda Gronda was the term of obedience that was spoken to the ruler of the planet, 'The Rangdo', who was an Aspidistra. I loved the 80s. My Kids watched it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 I've just seen Trump on the telly. It looks like he's on more drugs than Hitler at a Nuremberg rally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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