Jiggerycock Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yowsir massa Billy! Yowsir! "Mah nem.......is Toby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Franks never been beaten in a race to the bottom. The man’s a fucking disgrace. Someone please murder him. Ah well, you can ask @Eric Cuntman. If he invited Frank along on his walking adventure, he could dispatch, him, and bury his torso in Jaywick sand dunes. Eric could then rub the two spindly legs together to start a fire of designer clothes. It's cold at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 On 22/03/2021 at 17:04, Goober said: At least it's not June Sarpong. Small mercies. No. We have Stacey Dooley talking bollocks nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 32 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The content on here has reached such a crevice that I've had to revisit some 7 year old threads for a laugh. Back to the day's when you were the big cheese, and also on top form. You're not helping either, Frank. The quality on here is so unbelievably awful, major, I don't know who to turn to. I had my first vaccine this morning and I feel on top of the world. How about that? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ah well, you can ask @Eric Cuntman. If he invited Frank along on his walking adventure, he could dispatch, him, and bury his torso in Jaywick sand dunes. Eric could then rub the two spindly legs together to start a fire of designer clothes. It's cold at night. I think if everyone had an honest chat with themselves, they'd realise that it was indeed the Cuntman holding this place together. I sincerely hope he doesn't return, but I wish him well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Lockdown finally snapped you, eh? Just don't ask me to retrieve your tickling stick from whatever dank orifice you've inserted it into. it's too late for me old friend. Save yourself and let people know I did my best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 On 22/03/2021 at 15:53, Stubby Pecker said: Specialist subjects on Apartheid history, jam making and the great apes are off the table then Wise and cautious words Stub. What about Banana Man, Bananas in Pyjamas, or in anything related to elongated edible fruits and plantains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, Frank said: I think if everyone had an honest chat with themselves, they'd realise that it was indeed the Cuntman holding this place together. I sincerely hope he doesn't return, but I wish him well. idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 Never mind all this bollocks...... You chaps need to know the important news of the day. Tom Daley is a champion crochet person. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/mar/23/fully-hooked-how-diver-tom-daley-became-the-worlds-biggest-crochet-influencer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other I’m sure you’ll all be delighted for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Never mind all this bollocks...... You chaps need to know the important news of the day. Tom Daley is a champion crochet person. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/mar/23/fully-hooked-how-diver-tom-daley-became-the-worlds-biggest-crochet-influencer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other I’m sure you’ll all be delighted for him. This professional turdstabber is right at the top of my ‘kill-with-a-cocktail-stick’ list, LC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: The quality on here is so unbelievably awful, major, I don't know who to turn to. I had my first vaccine this morning and I feel on top of the world. How about that? Good for you, Frank. Was the shot in the vein or a muscle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Never mind all this bollocks...... You chaps need to know the important news of the day. Tom Daley is a champion crochet person. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/mar/23/fully-hooked-how-diver-tom-daley-became-the-worlds-biggest-crochet-influencer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other I’m sure you’ll all be delighted for him. He seems to be performing at this a bit better than in his diving career and therefore I can only assume you need flexible wrists for crocheting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Never mind all this bollocks...... You chaps need to know the important news of the day. Tom Daley is a champion crochet person. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/mar/23/fully-hooked-how-diver-tom-daley-became-the-worlds-biggest-crochet-influencer?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other I’m sure you’ll all be delighted for him. Talk about living down to the stereotype! What a filthy, fudge-packing waste of space this weaselly little has-been is. Nevertheless, he is a fucking giant compared to whatever sad media cuntflaps decided this was an actual story. Those wankers at the Guardian must be so disappointed that Daley isn't black, then they could tick all their boxes at once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 23 hours ago, Decimus said: Khajiit has wares, IF you have the coin. I thought you despised people who played shitty computer games like Skyrim, and/or meme aficionados. Or did that just apply to the reptile cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "Mah nem.......is Toby!" Deakus, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I thought you despised people who played shitty computer games like Skyrim, and/or meme aficionados. Or did that just apply to the reptile cunt? Is that the one were you can win airmiles by licking an air hostess’ brown-eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Frank said: The quality on here is so unbelievably awful, major, I don't know who to turn to. I had my first vaccine this morning and I feel on top of the world. How about that? Jacking up a £10 bag of brown with a communal syringe is redefining the commonly accepted definition of a vaccine somewhat, but I guess you must know what you’re talking about, so congratulations Frank. Sleep well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I thought you despised people who played shitty computer games like Skyrim, and/or meme aficionados. Or did that just apply to the reptile cunt? Some say that Traven is mis-using the power of the Arch-Mage's position to further his personal agendas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Jacking up a £10 bag of brown with a communal syringe is redefining the commonly accepted definition of a vaccine somewhat, but I guess you must know what you’re talking about, so congratulations Frank. Sleep well. Billy my French wife makes the most amazing crepes. I don't know how she does it but I'm telling you now.. it's an art. She's been at it for years and no one else comes close. What's Mrs B's speciality and why, in your tiny little mind, is it so good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Billy my French wife makes the most amazing crepes. I don't know how she does it but I'm telling you now.. it's an art. She's been at it for years and no one else comes close. What's Mrs B's speciality and why, in your tiny little mind, is it so good? She’s just lulling you into a false sense of security. The next batch will be laced with rat poison so she can watch, laughing as you die horribly She said she’d share the video with me. She hates your guts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Billy my French wife makes the most amazing crepes. I don't know how she does it but I'm telling you now.. it's an art. She's been at it for years and no one else comes close. What's Mrs B's speciality and why, in your tiny little mind, is it so good? Frank, just let me tell you, I'm a conventional dresser. Trousers & slacks by Meyer, jackets by Ferkinhoff, but only using Garlandia Italian fabrics. Shoes by Loakes of Kettering. If you still want to mix it with me, you know where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: She’s just lulling you into a false sense of security. The next batch will be laced with rat poison so she can watch, laughing as you die horribly She said she’d share the video with me. She hates your guts Stubby, I thought Ming was Asian? Anyway, if the crepes are as thin as his property portfolio, he will die of starvation. Think positive. Edited March 25, 2021 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Stubby, I thought Ming was a Slopehead? Anyway, if the crepes are as thin as his property portfolio, he will die of starvation. Think positive. Even the thinnest of ‘pancakes’ would be too much for an emaciated freak like frank. As for Ming, I doubt she was even human. What an awful fucking life she must have had to endure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: She’s just lulling you into a false sense of security. The next batch will be laced with rat poison so she can watch, laughing as you die horribly She said she’d share the video with me. She hates your guts Do you know what Stubbs, I honestly don't know if I'll be able to cope when lockdown comes to an end. I'm smack bang in the middle of London and I've had the best year of my life. I really have. Take today for example... up at midday, couple of hours snooker in the basement, crepes on tap, an hour on the Schindelhauer around the parks, Salmon & Sorrel a la Troisgros for supper and now Nina Simone on Netflix. What a wonderful life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Do you know what Stubbs, I honestly don't know if I'll be able to cope when lockdown comes to an end. I'm smack bang in the middle of London and I've had the best year of my life. I really have. Take today for example... up at midday, couple of hours snooker in the basement, crepes on tap, an hour on the Schindelhauer around the parks, Salmon & Sorrel a la Troisgros for supper and now Nina Simone on Netflix. What a wonderful life. Any photos Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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