White Cunt Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That gives me an idea. Anyone know where I can acquire some moles? Twenty hours package in a local tanning booth at maximum strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 45 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Withers’ entire repertoire, right there. Summarised Withers. I genuinely fucking despise him. That Cuntape faggot still doing the rounds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Varmints'? Are you Elmer Fudd? I suppose you want to claim your five pounds as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I suppose you want to claim your five pounds as well? Nah. Give it to Red nose day. I want to be a white saviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 42 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I genuinely fucking despise him. That Cuntape faggot still doing the rounds? These morons pale into insignificance when compared to the vile shit-cunt known as Frank. Admittedly, they are both vile pieces of scum, but still small game in the utter wanker stakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: These morons pale into insignificance when compared to the vile shit-cunt known as Frank. Admittedly, they are both vile pieces of scum, but still small game in the utter wanker stakes. I’m the best on here. Second to none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Second to none. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Why aren’t you dead? The Germans haven’t shot him yet. Probably too busy upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Second to none. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here. Second to none. We were just talking about fossorial creatures and now a worm appears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: I genuinely fucking despise him. That Cuntape faggot still doing the rounds? Not at the moment. All the bars on Canal Street are shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 30, 2021 Report Share Posted May 30, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 17:48, cuntspotter said: Strimmers and other high revving machines are my favourites. Oh yes - I have a Bosch ISIO Cordless Shape & Edge Hedge Trimmer Spot, would you like me to send you some pictures? Love Prof B xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2021 Report Share Posted May 30, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Oh yes - I have a Bosch ISIO Cordless Shape & Edge Hedge Trimmer Spot, would you like me to send you some pictures? Love Prof B xxx STRIMON? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2021 Report Share Posted May 30, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Oh yes - I have a Bosch ISIO Cordless Shape & Edge Hedge Trimmer Spot, would you like me to send you some pictures? Love Prof B xxx He probably won't be interested ProfB. We like things with engines that smell of petrol and go VROOM-VROOM! It's a man thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 On 30/05/2021 at 23:30, Eric Cuntman said: He probably won't be interested ProfB. We like things with engines that smell of petrol and go VROOM-VROOM! It's a man thing. I wish @ProfBsmelled of petrol- a gallon of the stuff soaked into his fleece as a lit match approaches in slow motion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 Fucking high powered noisy garden tools are bad enough but there is some hippy bastard who has moved in three doors down who has taken to playing the fucking bongo drums every night in the back garden. I say hippy but i’ve never actually seen the cunt. I’ve fucking heard him though and, yeah he only goes on for about 40 mins max, but he’s really pissing me off. I say “he” it might be a bird for all I know but it’s a fucking annoying cunt and that’s for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: it’s a fucking annoying cunt and that’s for sure. Does he wear a barbecue tool belt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does he wear a barbecue tool belt? Take no notice. Its just Judge banging his drum again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking high powered noisy garden tools are bad enough but there is some hippy bastard who has moved in three doors down who has taken to playing the fucking bongo drums every night in the back garden. I say hippy but i’ve never actually seen the cunt. I’ve fucking heard him though and, yeah he only goes on for about 40 mins max, but he’s really pissing me off. I say “he” it might be a bird for all I know but it’s a fucking annoying cunt and that’s for sure. Fucking hell, that must be the gift that keeps giving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Does he wear a barbecue tool belt? Punkapes version 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 18:26, Cuntybaws said: That gives me an idea. Anyone know where I can acquire some moles? Superglue some raisins on as a temporary solution and sit outside naked in the sun until you grow some real ones, at which point you can remove the raisins and stroll off whistling as if everything is normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking high powered noisy garden tools are bad enough but there is some hippy bastard who has moved in three doors down who has taken to playing the fucking bongo drums every night in the back garden. I say hippy but i’ve never actually seen the cunt. I’ve fucking heard him though and, yeah he only goes on for about 40 mins max, but he’s really pissing me off. I say “he” it might be a bird for all I know but it’s a fucking annoying cunt and that’s for sure. That’s the last thing you need with the wailing wall at the bottom of the garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Does he wear a barbecue tool belt? I said i’ve never seen the cunt so how would I know what he/she/non binary is wearing? And what is the connection between bongo drums and barbecue tool belts? It’s beyond me and , to be honest, I don’t really care. The sooner you whiners fuck off and suck the cocks of your EU pals the better. The good news is.....the cunt didn’t perform tonight. Maybe there was something that appealed to the attention seeker on the telly. Don’t know, don’t fucking care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: I said i’ve never seen the cunt so how would I know what he/she/non binary is wearing? You've always had an eagle eye's view of your neighbours before. You obviously need to clean your windows, you dirty, nosy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've always had an eagle eye's view of your neighbours before. You obviously need to clean your windows, you dirty, nosy cunt. Inside or outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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