Angela Rayner

[Wolfie]

21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

it’s impregnate Rayner, Jess Phillips or Dianne Abbott. 

 

I'd rather wank myself into a coma with a fistful of bullet ants than put my cock anywhere near this trio of revolting pigs.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'd rather wank myself into a coma with a fistful of bullet ants than put my cock anywhere near this trio of revolting pigs.

I'll put you down as a 'Don't know' then. 

[Roadkill]

23 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Gun to your head Decs; it’s impregnate Rayner, Jess Phillips or Dianne Abbott. 

Even Mhairi Black must reconsider her life choices when confronted with these three. 

I'll take all three. But only if I get to use a Xenomorph.

[Last Cunt Standing]

Apparently it’s a given amongst parliamentary aides and researchers that Laura Farris, MP for Newbury wins the unofficial MPILF award hand down. After reviewing the list, I expect she’d handle my Honourable Member like a pro. Quite an over representation of horsey Tories, and the SNP definitely seem to have benefitted from having Alex Salmond on their selection panels for so long. Minxes. 

https://members.parliament.uk/members/Commons?ForParliament=0&Gender=Female&PartyId=&SearchText=&ShowAdvanced=true&page=1 

Personally I’m looking forward to seeing Cathy Newman of C4 News again soon. You can’t knock a seven pm wank as she reads you the inflation figures. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Apparently it’s a given amongst parliamentary aides and researchers that Laura Farris, MP for Newbury wins the unofficial MPILF award hand down. After reviewing the list, I expect she’d handle my Honourable Member like a pro. Quite an over representation of horsey Tories, and the SNP definitely seem to have benefitted from having Alex Salmond on their selection panels for so long. Minxes. 

https://members.parliament.uk/members/Commons?ForParliament=0&Gender=Female&PartyId=&SearchText=&ShowAdvanced=true&page=1 

Personally I’m looking forward to seeing Cathy Newman of C4 News again soon. You can’t knock a seven pm wank as she reads you the inflation figures. 

Rayner could garner male horny voters if she just gave us a quick tasteful glimpse of her vadge.

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'd rather wank myself into a coma with a fistful of bullet ants than put my cock anywhere near this trio of revolting pigs.

Had to Google Bullet Ants as I've never heard of the fuckers. You'd be safer fucking them instead. Your cock might swell up an sting like fuck but plunging it in a pernod ice bucket full of ice would sort it but its  probably a lot safer than getting a dose off of the three wise women. 

[Eric Cuntman]

11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s a conundrum. Abbott is diabetic thus carries a high risk of vaginal thrush

Steer clear of that then. While you're in there hammering in pitons and getting your bearings, a huge chunk of thrush could trap you and you'd have to cut your arm off with a Swiss Army Knife to escape.

You could be trapped for 127 hours, which, as Diane Abbot will tell you, is nearly 18 days.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Steer clear of that then. While you're in there hammering in pitons and getting your bearings

Something something crampons.

Fnarr Fnarr.

[Decimus]

19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Quite an over representation of horsey Tories

https://members.parliament.uk/members/Commons?ForParliament=0&Gender=Female&PartyId=&SearchText=&ShowAdvanced=true&page=1 

I've just reviewed them and it's like the fucking lineup for this year's Grand National. 

It's a shame Luciana Berger isn't an MP anymore because I'd smash the Jew out of that.

 

[Jake The Muss]

I agree with your nomination Stubby...but can't help thinking what she would look like in a nun's costume on all fours howling like a wild sex crazed banshee while getting done up trap two by Boris the spider.

 

[Wolfie]

I can genuinely envisage this rude, belligerent, acrimonious northern vulture outside of a nightclub in Leeds, on a cold and dark night, drunk and barely able to stand, as she screams at her partner with a Stiletto in hand. Anyway, my point is she looks like she'd make your finger stink.

[Eddie]

57 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

I agree with your nomination Stubby...but can't help thinking what she would look like in a nun's costume on all fours howling like a wild sex crazed banshee while getting done up trap two by Boris the spider.

 

Fends, don’t take this wrongly but you’re a creepy, perverted sort of cunt. 

[Decimus]

19 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I can genuinely envisage this rude, belligerent, acrimonious northern vulture outside of a nightclub in Leeds, on a cold and dark night, drunk and barely able to stand, as she screams at her partner with a Stiletto in hand. Anyway, my point is she looks like she'd make your finger stink.

She's an absolute fucking disgrace.

What qualifies her to be the deputy leader of the official party of opposition? She left school at 16 with no qualifications, shat out a kid that very same year then spent the rest of her career prior to 2015 wiping up shit and piss.

I'm not an elitist by any stretch of the imagination, but who would vote for this piece of scum to be the deputy of the world's fifth largest economy? How is this council estate, unqualified, shrill fucking shrew going to cope with complex geopolitical, economic and social issues? You may as well vote in a fucking coconut.

 

[Wolfie]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

She's an absolute fucking disgrace.

What qualifies her to be the deputy leader of the official party of opposition? She left school at 16 with no qualifications, shat out a kid that very same year then spent the rest of her career prior to 2015 wiping up shit and piss.

I'm not an elitist by any stretch of the imagination, but who would vote for this piece of scum to be the deputy of the world's fifth largest economy? How is this council estate, unqualified, shrill fucking shrew going to cope with complex geopolitical, economic and social issues? You may as well vote in a fucking coconut.

 

Indeed – especially when you put it like that ('deputy of the world's fifth largest economy'). There are no positives to draw, though if one could, it'd be that she's not Diane Hippopotamaths.

[Jake The Muss]

18 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fends, don’t take this wrongly but you’re a creepy, perverted sort of cunt. 

Yep.

[Dyslexic cnut]

50 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I can genuinely envisage this rude, belligerent, acrimonious northern vulture outside of a nightclub in Leeds, on a cold and dark night, drunk and barely able to stand, as she screams at her partner with a Stiletto in hand. Anyway, my point is she looks like she'd make your finger stink.

It did…you’re working my corner here.

[Witheredscrote]

16 hours ago, Decimus said:

She's an absolute fucking disgrace.

What qualifies her to be the deputy leader of the official party of opposition? She left school at 16 with no qualifications, shat out a kid that very same year then spent the rest of her career prior to 2015 wiping up shit and piss.

I'm not an elitist by any stretch of the imagination, but who would vote for this piece of scum to be the deputy of the world's fifth largest economy? How is this council estate, unqualified, shrill fucking shrew going to cope with complex geopolitical, economic and social issues? You may as well vote in a fucking coconut.

 

Now Anne Marie Trevelyan M.P. is asking male members of the house to keep their hands in their pockets. She alleges that she was pinned against a wall, by one. 

What a cunt  David Blunkett is.

[Cuntybaws]

56 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Now Anne Marie Trevelyan M.P. is asking male members of the house to keep their hands in their pockets.

Surely the last place in the world this bunch of onanists should have their hands is in their pockets?

Mind you, I suppose all the Viagra in the world couldn't induce so much as a semi in her presence. She certainly wilts my tool faster than the thought of a blowie off Stacey Solomon.

[Witheredscrote]

34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Surely the last place in the world this bunch of onanists should have their hands is in their pockets?

Mind you, I suppose all the Viagra in the world couldn't induce so much as a semi in her presence. She certainly wilts my tool faster than the thought of a blowie off Stacey Solomon.

One can only imagine that her anus has got teeth like one of those carnivorous sea anemones. So one up 'trap 2' is also out. 

[BuggerLugs]

On 28/04/2022 at 21:30, Decimus said:

What qualifies her to be the deputy leader of the official party of opposition? She left school at 16 with no qualifications, shat out a kid that very same year then spent the rest of her career prior to 2015 wiping up shit and piss.

 

Much as I empathise with your objections to her electability based on personality, I have to say that I prefer her real life qualifications over the bog standard, public school, Oxbridge, Barrister, political class entry requirements. 

Please God, send us another Maggie.

 

[King Billy]

The ginger growler who wasn’t at the Kier Starmer annual Covid curry night/work event in Durham, and then was at it, when pictures and tweets of her there emerged, attended by just a handful of people, which then became 10 or 12 people and then 30 to 35 people according to the curry house who delivered the food, but then the next day couldn’t remember and wouldn’t comment how many people were there, has finally along with her boss been cleared of breaching Covid rules by the Durham Constabulary. So they won’t need to resign now as they vowed to do if they were found to have done so and issued with fixed penalty notices. What a stroke of luck for them both, coming just the day after Bozos execution. Now everyone on here knows I’m not a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist weirdo, but something about this story puzzles me slightly. Firstly the timing of the statement by the Geordie filth and secondly the news that the  ‘Labour’ Durham  Police and Crime Commissioner Joy Allen has just awarded the Durham Chief Constable Jo Farrell a new 3 year contract worth over £550,000. 
Nothing to see here folks. Just 2 totally unconnected stories.

[Dyslexic cnut]

24 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The ginger growler who wasn’t at the Kier Starmer annual Covid curry night/work event in Durham, and then was at it, when pictures and tweets of her there emerged, attended by just a handful of people, which then became 10 or 12 people and then 30 to 35 people according to the curry house who delivered the food, but then the next day couldn’t remember and wouldn’t comment how many people were there, has finally along with her boss been cleared of breaching Covid rules by the Durham Constabulary. So they won’t need to resign now as they vowed to do if they were found to have done so and issued with fixed penalty notices. What a stroke of luck for them both, coming just the day after Bozos execution. Now everyone on here knows I’m not a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist weirdo, but something about this story puzzles me slightly. Firstly the timing of the statement by the Geordie filth and secondly the news that the  ‘Labour’ Durham  Police and Crime Commissioner Joy Allen has just awarded the Durham Chief Constable Jo Farrell a new 3 year contract worth over £550,000. 
Nothing to see here folks. Just 2 totally unconnected stories.

Durham Constabulary…or CPS?

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Durham Constabulary…or CPS?

Durham Constabulary. The CPS don’t get involved in most summary offences, just indictable more serious crimes and especially not minor fixed penalty offences The filth decide whether to charge or not for these lesser offences.