Cuntybaws Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 This cunt annoys me so much I can only write in short staccato sentences. Sorry. Freaky Sikh bint from Slough - fucking Slough - grew a beard. Refuses to shave it. Stupid fucking hairy cunt. In case anybody fails to spot the massive beard she has a tattoo of it on her arm. Oh, and another one on her leg. Did I already say, stupid fucking hairy cunt? Kaur has named her beard Sundri (which means beautiful) “to promote self-love and acceptance” and refers to the beard as "she". Claims this is “body positivity”. To summarise in closing: Stupid. Fucking. Hairy. Cunt. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Paging @Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 What the fuck is that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 11 minutes ago, The Beast said: What the fuck is that? It's the reason that the baby Jesus invented petrol and matches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This cunt annoys me so much I can only write in short staccato sentences. Sorry. Freaky Sikh bint from Slough - fucking Slough - grew a beard. Refuses to shave it. Stupid fucking hairy cunt. In case anybody fails to spot the massive beard she has a tattoo of it on her arm. Oh, and another one on her leg. Did I already say, stupid fucking hairy cunt? Kaur has named her beard Sundri (which means beautiful) “to promote self-love and acceptance” and refers to the beard as "she". Claims this is “body positivity”. To summarise in closing: Stupid. Fucking. Hairy. Cunt. I just don't get it. Its a shite beard on a fat little gremlin with prison tattoos. There is nothing positive about this body. I do like how the arm tattoo looks like it says "The Dave". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 52 minutes ago, The Beast said: What the fuck is that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 Did Harvey Price fuck Jimmy Krankie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 What a hideous little hobgoblin - I’m sick to my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 If that's the state of its hirsute chin I would imagine (not that I am) the growler would give Roops' jungle a bit of competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Neil said: Did Harvey Price fuck Jimmy Krankie? Its Nicola Sturgeon without the make-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 Have the BBC offered the thing a lucrative, say five million/year package, yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 I’m not a proud man by any stretch, and would root most of the female kind. Except that. Fucking hell, I’d move on to the animal kingdom before that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 @Cuntybaws, an excellent nom, and hopefully it will run, and run, like the open sores on Roops minge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 48 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Have the BBC offered the thing a lucrative, say five million/year package, yet? Stacy Dooley has stuck her slimy beak in already, on whatever shit channel she currently pollutes, so I'm sure the BBC can't be far behind now. STACEY DOOLEY SLEEPS OVER: BODY POSITIVE WARRIOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacy Dooley has stuck her slimy beak in already, on whatever shit channel she currently pollutes, so I'm sure the BBC can't be far behind now. STACEY DOOLEY SLEEPS OVER: BODY POSITIVE WARRIOR Let's be honest - at this point its just the freaks trying to run the freak show themselves. They want the attention that their condition gets them, but they also want to control the narrative. Its a woman with a fucking beard - I'd happily pay a quid to gawp at it for a few minutes at a circus, but would I fuck want to sit down with it and hear its life story. A rare medical condition does not automatically make you an interesting person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Have the BBC offered the thing a lucrative, say five million/year package, yet? I reckon they're lining it up to replace Naga Munchetty, who now identifies as a Lobster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacy Dooley has stuck her slimy beak in already, on whatever shit channel she currently pollutes, so I'm sure the BBC can't be far behind now. STACEY DOOLEY SLEEPS OVER: BODY POSITIVE WARRIOR When I look at it, I visualise myself hiding underneath a wooden circus wagon, with that crawling towards me, chanting "one of us, one of us.." Those pinheads are brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I look at it, I visualise myself hiding underneath a wooden circus wagon, with that crawling towards me, chanting "one of us, one of us.." Those pinheads are brilliant. Doing a crab walk so the beard hangs over its face like the soggy lass out of The Ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacy Dooley has stuck her slimy beak in already, on whatever shit channel she currently pollutes, so I'm sure the BBC can't be far behind now. STACEY DOOLEY SLEEPS OVER: BODY POSITIVE WARRIOR I’d watch that if they lez it up, tbh. Then get in a bath of acid together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Doing a crab walk so the beard hangs over its face like the soggy lass out of The Ring? If you haven't seen 'Freaks', I would recommend it. It was made in 1933 I think, and it was when the bizarre and mutated were allowed to earn out of it, before cunts like Dinklage made it unacceptable. (After he pocketed the 30 million from playing 'the Imp') There are some fucked up examples of what can go wrong with genetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you haven't seen 'Freaks', I would recommend it. I see them every time I log into this website. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you haven't seen 'Freaks', I would recommend it. It was made in 1933 I think, and it was when the bizarre and mutated were allowed to earn out of it, before cunts like Dinklage made it unacceptable. (After he pocketed the 30 million from playing 'the Imp') There are some fucked up examples of what can go wrong with genetics. Apparently the cunts who played the Munchkins in Wizard of Oz were a right bunch of rowdy, horny little perverted fuckers. Fighting, partying and fucking into the early hours of the morning and groping anything in sight (often an underage Judy Garland). Its all played off as discrimination these days, of course. Everyone likes to ignore the fact that the studio would have had to pay an arm and a leg to replace every one of the little cunts who stepped out of line and the little cunts were well aware of the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you haven't seen 'Freaks', I would recommend it. It was made in 1933 I think, and it was when the bizarre and mutated were allowed to earn out of it, before cunts like Dinklage made it unacceptable. (After he pocketed the 30 million from playing 'the Imp') There are some fucked up examples of what can go wrong with genetics. I remember the end🤢🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see them every time I log into this website. Fuck it. Beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 Nah. There's a meat & two veg down there somewhere, or at the very least a clitoris which resembles a tiger prawn. I think we need to consult our resident expert in this particular field. @Penelope Alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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