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Jake The Muss

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1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ve never, to my knowledge, met your wife. I’m sure she’s lovely. 

Ho ho, agonisingly unfunny as usual... what an unpredictable twist you've created!

Re your previous, typically one-sided comment (interesting you've now started referring to us 'Britons'), you really do make it look as though you continually need to assure yourself that you made the right move, because you're feeling a bit nostalgic, more supporting of your Aussie partner for where she wanted to be rather than being 100% sure yourself.

Don't you wish you were in Sheffield right now? At the time of writing, Brecel is 6-2 up. At which stage of the match do you expect the Boa Constrictor to start to choke his prey?

Don't claim I never offer olive branches, wanker.

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8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Yer days of meddling in other nations affairs and plundering resources are over whitey baby..yer just another island bobbing in the Atlantic with no seat at any table..only a matter of time before we see the head of the 75th biggest economy dancing for trade deals in some dusty shite hole..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Empire ended in the 50s you fucking plank. It’s not the days of the East India Company anymore

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3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I will defer here to @southerncunt, who is surely a greater authority on these issues. I’m a fairly new citizen by marriage, and as an immigrant the finer points of Australian race relations are probably not for me to comment on. 

I do though feel qualified to call Pauline Hanson a fucking nutter. 

She's a cunt and no mistake. The only reason I've been unlucky enough to come across her is through YouTube clips of Sky News Australia, where she's ripped to shreds almost as frequently as Joe Biden. 

Speaking of SNA, I know that unlike the BBC who are mandated to remain impartial (lol), private news broadcasters can pretty much take any stance that they want. But I don't think I've ever come across a mainstream news channel that is so openly partisan in all my days. The UK branch of Sky News attempts to remain somewhat unbiased, but fuck me those cunts down there have got a right bee in their bonnet about anything left of Farage, who coincidentally appears to be a frequent guest and supposed "expert" on anything UK related.

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

She's a cunt and no mistake. The only reason I've been unlucky enough to come across her is through YouTube clips of Sky News Australia, where she's ripped to shreds almost as frequently as Joe Biden. 

Speaking of SNA, I know that unlike the BBC who are mandated to remain impartial (lol), private news broadcasters can pretty much take any stance that they want. But I don't think I've ever come across a mainstream news channel that is so openly partisan in all my days. The UK branch of Sky News attempts to remain somewhat unbiased, but fuck me those cunts down there have got a right bee in their bonnet about anything left of Farage, who coincidentally appears to be a frequent guest and supposed "expert" on anything UK related.

SNA have some beauts, Decs, that’s for sure. Have a look at the horse-faced Peta Credlin or exploded sofa Paul Murray, both purveyors of the sort of right wing bilge that would get Marjorie Taylor Greene’s gusset moist. It’s a fun game whenever there is an election down here lately to tune in and see either of their faces contort from confusion to sadness to rage as their preferred Liberal candidate gets their arse handed to them again. Farage does pop up occasionally as some sort of London editor, but I tend to hit the mute button with cat-like reflexes whenever I see his gurning face these days.

GB News seems to filling a similar need in the UK. It looks like a fun watch. 

Incidentally, you might want to rephrase “coming across” Pauline Hanson. To me, the old trout looks like she’s not had cock since Alan Border was Captain, and if she interprets your remark as flirting, she’ll be over to Norfolk on a fact-finding mission before you can say atrophic vaginitis. 

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7 hours ago, Decimus said:

Nearly every Abo I've seen recently has looked less like Mighty Joe Young and more like your average Anglo-Aussie or 'Wog' as they call anyone without skin the colour of snow down your way.

Case in point the mouthy, "Look at me I'm black" cunt Lidia Thorpe, who seems to enjoy baiting whitey by calling Oz "The Colony."

Did you see that video of her screaming about someone being a "Little white cunt"? She's as bad as our very own Abottopotomus, but at least that idiot is actually black.

As an addendum to this, I'm guessing that the proliferation of loud-mouthed, fat cunts with one drop of Aboriginal blood cosplaying as Pemulwuy is a similar phenomenon to the millions of white American chancers who identify as being Cherokee.

It's a nifty bit of social justice kudos that guarantees access to government subsidies and an automatic job interview based upon ethnic diversity quota systems.

This Thorpe bitch is no better than Archibald Belaney and I hope that she runs into an Anders Breivik type character who will take her race fantasy at face value and ends up shooting her in the fucking head.

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9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ve never, to my knowledge, met your wife. I’m sure she’s lovely. 

She’s not. She’s a cunt. She’s not, however, followed around by a cloud of flies and I’ve never witnessed her crayoning childish cartoons on rock formations. Fuck off.

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7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ya gonna stand in yer underpants in yer squat n proclaim yer loyalty to the kang.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't piss on Charles and his hag of a wife if they were on fire. (If they weren't on fire I might think about it.) However, I take any criticism from the Emerald Isle with a pinch of salt, if the alternative is a fucking Gringotts-looking leprechaun like Higgins, or a fudge packer who thinks his Irish name is "de Varad", rather than "O'Spudcoon".

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't piss on Charles and his hag of a wife if they were on fire. (If they weren't on fire I might think about it.) However, I take any criticism from the Emerald Isle with a pinch of salt, if the alternative is a fucking Gringotts-looking leprechaun like Higgins, or a fudge packer who thinks his Irish name is "de Varad", rather than "O'Spudcoon".

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I wonder if the McPakki will get his second shot at freedom..and beg to be let back into the EU..anyway i hope ya spunked the place a few bob to keep it goin or did ya leave your bulging wallet on the bus..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

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2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

i hope ya spunked the place a few bob to keep it goin

Until there is a way to make completely anonymous donations, then no, they're shit outta luck I'm afraid. These days especially, PayPal et al are obliged to record and pass on the details of all contributions for AML reasons. No cunt trusts any cunt any more.

On a related note, I once offered to post a previous Admin enough cash to fund the site for a year or two, but they refused to give me their address. (As if I didn't know who they were anyway 😉) Sauce for the goose, and all that...

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Until there is a way to make completely anonymous donations, then no, they're shit outta luck I'm afraid. These days especially, PayPal et al are obliged to record and pass on the details of all contributions for AML reasons. No cunt trusts any cunt any more.

On a related note, I once offered to post a previous Admin enough cash to fund the site for a year or two, but they refused to give me their address. (As if I didn't know who they were anyway 😉) Sauce for the goose, and all that...

I tend to agree. I’m happy to donate to the site, but not happy to have ‘CUNTSCORNER’ printed in bold capitals across my bank statement.

@Admin, please change the PayPal account name to something innocuous. You might not care if your bank manager thinks you’re a porn obsessed deviant, but most of us fucking do.

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17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Lot of ya seemed to have missed the memo spudderz baby..fakkin turd country kant..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

The stupid of your comments isn’t lost on the entire membership. 
Britain isn’t the greatest country on earth, but it’s in the top 5. There are clearly many things about our nation, society and leaders that are far from perfect, but the benefits of being born here outweigh the disadvantages by a long fucking way. Britain and our history and values are admired the world over. Please continue with your one trick pony narrative you silly little man 

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41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

The stupid of your comments isn’t lost on the entire membership. 
Britain isn’t the greatest country on earth, but it’s in the top 5. There are clearly many things about our nation, society and leaders that are far from perfect, but the benefits of being born here outweigh the disadvantages by a long fucking way. Britain and our history and values are admired the world over. Please continue with your one trick pony narrative you silly little man 

@Eddie, second from the left, meets Panzer.

 

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On 01/05/2023 at 00:50, Last Cunt Standing said:

I will defer here to @southerncunt, who is surely a greater authority on these issues. I’m a fairly new citizen by marriage, and as an immigrant the finer points of Australian race relations are probably not for me to comment on. 

I do though feel qualified to call Pauline Hanson a fucking nutter. 

A nutter yes, but often right. Her cadence makes it hard for her to be taken seriously.

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On 01/05/2023 at 00:28, Decimus said:

Nearly every Abo I've seen recently has looked less like Mighty Joe Young and more like your average Anglo-Aussie or 'Wog' as they call anyone without skin the colour of snow down your way.

Case in point the mouthy, "Look at me I'm black" cunt Lidia Thorpe, who seems to enjoy baiting whitey by calling Oz "The Colony."

Did you see that video of her screaming about someone being a "Little white cunt"? She's as bad as our very own Abottopotomus, but at least that idiot is actually black.

Thorpe has a genuine mental illness, and is indeed the stereotypical pinch of coon in mostly white stock that makes all the noise. All this voice shit is just another branch of government, like anyone needs that, and it will do nothing to stop the atrocious lot that the rural aboriginal population suffers, mostly through their own actions. 

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5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

The stupid of your comments isn’t lost on the entire membership. 
Britain isn’t the greatest country on earth, but it’s in the top 5. There are clearly many things about our nation, society and leaders that are far from perfect, but the benefits of being born here outweigh the disadvantages by a long fucking way. Britain and our history and values are admired the world over. Please continue with your one trick pony narrative you silly little man 

Is that right spudderz baby...what bit of yer history n values are admired and in what bit of the world ...this should be good..and short....lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

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On 29/04/2023 at 21:47, Jake The Muss said:

This jug eared swollen hands cunt couldn't give two fucks for the people of this cuntry or the cuntry. He is another global puppet for the WEF and will fuck this cuntry over very quickly. Being a very good friend of Savile don't do him any favors and i have to question if this motley crew that we call the Windsors are the real English royal bloodline as they adopted the Windsor name to hide their German name Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

Anyway fuck em all, the long and the short and the tall, fuck the royal family (genuine or fakes) Charlie is not my King....i'm totally against any monarchy.

Stick the coronation up your fucking cunting jacksie.

I'll be playing hide the sausage that day.

You will probably be playing hide the sausage with your dachshund….

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Just out of interest Stubbs, which other countries would you say make the top five?

Please spare me the “well it’s not fucking Australia” etcetera. 

I don’t think you will ever get to the truth, LC, as every patriotic cunt of every land, tends to extol the benefits of their respective shithole nation. Think of Swiss Toni on speed.

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