How did you mark Charles' 75th Birthday?

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, ZEV said:

Anybody we know and, more to the point, did you make her/him/it cum?

You stupid fucking cunt - is this classed as humour in the depraved “social” circles you infest?

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Indeed. Most days I log on to find at least five notifications in my inbox, and I don't need to look to know who has been furiously quoting or mentioning me.

I imagine that when I log back on in a couple of hours there will a good few in there, though. It's jelly and ice cream time and the Jew will be high on sugar as well as rattled to fuck after our brief afternoon exchange.

What's happened to the wheelchair using Red Sea pedestrian? Has he been banished?

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, ZEV said:

Anybody we know and, more to the point, did you make her/him/it cum?

Disturbed fuckcunt.

[Decimus]

30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What's happened to the wheelchair using Red Sea pedestrian? Has he been banished?

Indeed he has, another scalp added to the Decimus collection, courtesy of a Roops spitroast manoeuvre.

[ChildeHarold]

39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Indeed he has, another scalp added to the Decimus collection, courtesy of a Roops spitroast manoeuvre.

and (.... and) can you predict any more deletions? Have you transitioned to Mystic Dec? 🔮 

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Pornhub it is, then.

 

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I thought you’d committed ghillie-kiri and disembowelled yourself with a Claymore.

‘Gender reassignment’ Gorbals style.

[Cuntybaws]

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

The Rat isn’t dead. Probably tuned into CNN watching live coverage of the Israel/Palestine war with a huge erection.

[Dyslexic cnut]

9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

Lazy jock cunt. Odd that you fucked off and Roops was also absent and derelict. What the fuck have you been up to?

[Last Cunt Standing]

9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

Saga? Don’t they do holidays? 

I’m afraid you can’t rely on me or my occasional Lupine adversary to raise the tone. I only popped home to Perth for some household trivia, it’s back to Queensland tonight to continue The Big Lap, or my 6 month Rim Job as I’ve taken to calling it to any Churchgoing acquaintances.

See you all at Christmas. Sprouts on a low light etcetera….

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

 

9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lazy jock cunt. Odd that you fucked off and Roops was also absent and derelict. What the fuck have you been up to?

Hark at him DC, proclaiming the corner is shite whilst scoffing Scotch eggs and listening to the Proclaimers. The lazy, part time cunt needs to pull his finger out. 

C'mon let's get him. 

Lol.

[Cuntybaws]

12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lazy jock cunt. Odd that you fucked off and Roops was also absent and derelict. What the fuck have you been up to?

I can assure you that no fingering was involved.

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Hark at him DC, proclaiming the corner is shite whilst scoffing Scotch eggs and listening to the Proclaimers. The lazy, part time cunt needs to pull his finger out. 

C'mon let's get him. 

Lol.

Gulp! 

Oh well, as the old saying goes “the dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”. 

[Wolfie]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Saga? Don’t they do holidays? 

I’m afraid you can’t rely on me or my occasional Lupine adversary to raise the tone. I only popped home to Perth for some household trivia, it’s back to Queensland tonight to continue The Big Lap, or my 6 month Rim Job as I’ve taken to calling it to any Churchgoing acquaintances.

See you all at Christmas. Sprouts on a low light etcetera….

 

Ah, but of course we can...

4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And here’s me thinking that burning smell was probably a bushfire. True to form, rather than just simply acknowledge your Herald of Free Enterprise error, you come out of your corner swinging wildly like some fifteenth-round punch-drunk has-been forced out of retirement in his fifties. Apparently it’s somehow my fault you make these continual errors, and pointing them out makes me Susie Dent, obsessed with your every utterance, which is quite difficult when I haven’t logged in for a month. As someone who’s been very free with his metaphorical red pen on The Corner down the years, adding hypocrite to the growing list of charming epithets I throw at you when the mood takes me seems entirely justified.

Sadly I don’t have time to indulge your inevitably tedious reply as I’ll be back on the road tonight and while I travel through remote Australia, checking in to The Corner is just below wondering how Cowdenbeath are getting on in the football in my list of priorities. Sorry if, as you complained elsewhere, this feels like boxing in even slower slow motion but five minutes a month already seems like ample time to give gobshites like you. 

I’ll be back to civilisation for Christmas, so perhaps a little light badinage before the turkey might be charitable? Gives you time to practice. It’s an unbearable 28 here in Perth today, by the way. 

In the meantime, and as is by now traditional, I’ll invite you to get fucked and hope your (singular) sphincteral opening prolapses spectacularly in the not too distant future. Catch ya, cunt. 

It's good to see my two-sentence post didn't bother you, which is why it didn't induce a typical fucking 300-word reply.

So, it's taken you almost two days to respond with this mind-numbing piece of shit? You've been absent for five weeks and the first thing you do is start swinging your little lexical cock at me like a Saturday night drunk looking for a fight. Come on Doc – you can't draw your guns for battle and then, like a little spider who's landed an innocuous bite, scuttle away into hiding.

If ever there was a classic 'You're it, ner-ner-ner-ner-ner!', followed by "Sadly I don’t have time to indulge your inevitably tedious reply", this is it. So typical of a pen-pushing, undoubted Mr Bean-resembling weasel such as yourself.

You predictable fucking dickhead.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? 

Scotch egg, what's with this Roops like explaining/showing off shite? Nobody cares and not many believe you anyways. 

Explain yourself. 

[ChildeHarold]

13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Right, I've just had a skim over the past few weeks and it's pretty fucking dismal I'm afraid. It's a sad day when @ChildeHarold isn't actually the worst poster, and I'm almost looking forward to the next round in the @Wolfie and @Last Cunt Standing saga to raise the tone.

Is @ratcum dead?

I thought every day was a "sad day" for dear old Cuntybaws. Have a Nytol on me. LOL and Happy Friday. 

[Cuntybaws]

21 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

...and not many believe you anyways. 

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Witheredscrote]

7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

A quote from Jesus Christ to Pontius Pilate, 3rd April, AD 33.

You plagiarist cunt.

[Roadkill]

21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've been in various foreign climes for the last few months. Have there been ANY threads worth bothering with at all, or should I just catch up on Pornhub for the next week or two instead? 

Nope. All shite.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

You've altered my post, Scotch Egg.

What are you playing at?

[Frank]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Nope. All shite.

@Cuntybaws If you're looking for a wee lift, anyone retuning after a short hiatus only needs to peruse my content. Best on here, hands down. Paname!

 

[Cuntybaws]

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Scotch Egg

[Cuntybaws]

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

@Cuntybaws If you're looking for a wee lift, anyone retuning after a short hiatus only needs to peruse my content.

Made it to the Rocky video posted on 18th October and gave up. Perhaps you could be more specific?

https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/69870-whitney-houston/?do=findComment&comment=536979

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Get tae fuck. 

[and]

On 16/11/2023 at 17:42, Eric Cuntman said:

CCTV footage.

Christ Almighty, which palm tree were they hiding that in? 🎥