The only cunts who eat swans are the filthy Eastern Europeans, who have no respect for the law when they kill them.
Goose is OK, but very fatty.
Turkey is for fucking cat food. As for all the accoutrements cunts put with it, fucking vile.
Personally, I have rib of beef from the local farm.
This year we are being lazy cunts and eating out at the local Galvin restaurant.
True Christians ie fundamentalist nut jobs, do not celebrate Christmas day as a holy day.