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Olympic Organisers

These are cunts who've just realised that they're going to need five thousand bog brushes. What amazes me is that they actually know where the toilets are.............

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CUNTS who ruin your entire evening

So tonight i was out with a gorgeous girl, and i mean fucking stunning even her NAME is fucking sexy. Ive been working on it for a few weeks, and was confident that tonight was the night we'd fall back to mine or hers and fuck the shit out of each other. Or we would have done, if not for some cunt friend of hers from her school days waltzing over having recognized her in this place we were in. This fucking meat headed barrell of cunt juice then proceeded to talk NON. FUCKING. STOP. For fucking bastarding cunting ages. Subjects included him training to be a pilot, some luminous condoms he had recently seen in Russia, and his sister being assaulted by her boyfriend. I have not made that up. And those were just some of the irrepressible cunts contributions to the conversation. He was monumentally boring and irritating, and clearly loved the sound of his own droning wanky voice. Basically, he ruined the entire evening and the mood. In the end i left, letting those two cunts get on with it. If i see this boring bastard in the street i'll knife his fucking face wide open. CUNT. Instead of getting shagged silly im now writing this bollocks on here. What a fucking shite end to what Would have been a great friday. FUCKING CUNT

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Shorts in winter

What the fuck is this all about?.You're reluctantly out and about.Sub temperatures.Well wrapped with hat ,scarf , fucking gloves and long johns,then some cunt walks by in a pair of shorts. What are these cunts trying to prove? That they're really hard,tough,humans,nothing will stop them displaying their athletically,muscular legs,even at the expense of contracting hypothermia. Fuck off,you exhibitionist twats,you'll be sorry when the frostbite takes hold and the fuckers drop off,cunts

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Hotel Coat Hangers

What comical cunt invented these fuckin useless coat hangers. I've just paid £300 a naight for your tossy hotel so am i going to nick the fuckin hangers .How the fuck are you meant to get the metal bit into the hole that slides along the rail when you are pissed and gagging for a shag( the only two reasons for going to a bloody hotel in the first place). The product of prize cunts .

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Sudoku

Twatty game invented by slant eyed cunts - avoid at all costs

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M&S these are not just any cunts these are m&s fucking cunts dripping in rare only found in the furthest reaches of the siberian snow plains monkey spunk and drizzled with the anal secretions of the mythological borneon pygmy dwarves

I want to smash the fucking telly when these fucking adverts come on. I would gladly strangle the cunts doing the voice overs. FUCKING NAY! I would be in fucking ecstasy throttling the fucking life out of them. Holy fucking God, spare me from these miserable loathsome --------------- I fucking hate them i hate them i hate them so much it's poisoning me. I would also gleefully murder all the bastards responsible for the making of these ads and all the cunts that followed suit and bastard advertisers that jumped on the fucking deluded upper echelon bandwagon. kill them, kill them , kill them fucking all and show no mercy.

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people who carry around bottled water

Pretentious, attention seeking, pseudo health conscious cunts. Lugging around tepid water in plastic bottles and ostentatiously chugging it down every two fucking minutes like it was the nectar of the gods. Well it isn't , its warm and tastes of plastic and if it is imported is less safe than the tapwater in this country you silly dessicated bastards. You are not going to dry up and blow away and you only need to drink occasionally....you are listening to the fucking health nazis advice as written in that well known medical journey, the Sun. and finally, take a look at the word evian.... now spell it backwards....it says Naive.... stupid cunts.

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