Nigel's pro-Brexit march is going well. Reports suggest that as many as seventy stupid cunts are still marching. Not Nigel himself, of course. He's got other things to do. Remember the plot to kidnap Pilate's wife in The Life Of Brian? When the glorious leader Reg couldn't go along because he had a bad back...There is a rumour that, in a bid to bolster their numbers, the marchers are thinking of hiring some eastern Europeans.
There is no such thing as a good film based on games. Film makers couldn't make a decent film now if handed the perfect story by the hand of fucking god himself...writers, directors, producers, are all dribbling flid cunts.
The only reason gamers don't like movies based on games is because they cut out all of the tedious bollocks that they take so much pride in knowing in the first place. They concentrate on the often silly, tacky story and if its done right you end up with a somewhat decent but cheesy one-watch flick without having to stare at a screen for hours on end fondling a controller and memorising the locations of first aid kits.
If the movie turns out to be absolute shit then it simply proves they've wasted hundreds of hours of their lives getting hard over game mechanics centred around a shit plot - and they don't like that.
I like the films, but the gamer cunts can't just enjoy them without getting all outraged that they don't follow the game to the letter.
"it's soooo wrong that Alice doesn't meet with Gill until the third instalment, in the game 'franchise cannon' (smug look) they are introduced halfway through the second instalment!"
shut up, you pasty looking, socially inadequate, faggot virgin.